Jenn Brasler
@jennb47.bsky.social
(The 47 is from "Alias" and NOTHING ELSE.) She/her. Well-intentioned disaster. 90sflashback.wordpress.com
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PBS kids is sending me
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
PBS kids is sending me
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heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
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athlete: so if triathlon is running, biking and swimming, that must mean biathlon is running and biking?
coach: [taking out skis and a gun] haha yeah you’d think so
coach: [taking out skis and a gun] haha yeah you’d think so
February 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
athlete: so if triathlon is running, biking and swimming, that must mean biathlon is running and biking?
coach: [taking out skis and a gun] haha yeah you’d think so
coach: [taking out skis and a gun] haha yeah you’d think so
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
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Really not a fan of the wind. Why is the air in such a hurry? Where is it going? It's already outside, where else does it need to be?
December 21, 2023 at 10:19 AM
Really not a fan of the wind. Why is the air in such a hurry? Where is it going? It's already outside, where else does it need to be?
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thugs with guns and impunity. what could go wrong.
January 24, 2026 at 6:02 PM
thugs with guns and impunity. what could go wrong.
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live your life in such a way that you aren’t defending kidnapping a 5-year-old
January 24, 2026 at 7:40 AM
live your life in such a way that you aren’t defending kidnapping a 5-year-old
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Just saw a streamer categorize The Lord of the Rings under “jewel theft” and I’m not sure I can argue.
January 21, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Just saw a streamer categorize The Lord of the Rings under “jewel theft” and I’m not sure I can argue.
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I remember the heartbreak that day we said goodbye to Dr. King. Feeling some of that heartbreak today as folks try to drag us all backward into the darkness. Love has got to win, y'all.
January 19, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I remember the heartbreak that day we said goodbye to Dr. King. Feeling some of that heartbreak today as folks try to drag us all backward into the darkness. Love has got to win, y'all.
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Before the play starts the actors should have to act out trailers for all the other shows that are being staged at the theatre in the coming months.
January 18, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Before the play starts the actors should have to act out trailers for all the other shows that are being staged at the theatre in the coming months.
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Gandalf's "a wizard is never late, nor is he early" and Kesha's "Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in" are essentially the same sentiment
January 18, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Gandalf's "a wizard is never late, nor is he early" and Kesha's "Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in" are essentially the same sentiment
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I love being terrible at chess. I love having no idea how to do a proper checkmate. I love sacrificing all of my pawns fewer than ten moves in. People devote their entire lives to it and I’m just like “wheeeeee horsies”
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I love being terrible at chess. I love having no idea how to do a proper checkmate. I love sacrificing all of my pawns fewer than ten moves in. People devote their entire lives to it and I’m just like “wheeeeee horsies”
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“and right over here we have my nobel peace prize, one of my most prized poss—no, yeah, that’s not my name. they gave it to someone else, but it’s basically mine now. right, after i kidnapped her president.”
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 AM
“and right over here we have my nobel peace prize, one of my most prized poss—no, yeah, that’s not my name. they gave it to someone else, but it’s basically mine now. right, after i kidnapped her president.”
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It was the omg what now of times, it was the omg what NOW of times
January 14, 2026 at 5:00 PM
It was the omg what now of times, it was the omg what NOW of times
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This is just what you like to see on here
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
This is just what you like to see on here
In college, I had to use a prepaid phone card to make phone calls. Everyone waited until the evening because rates were cheaper.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 5:11 PM
In college, I had to use a prepaid phone card to make phone calls. Everyone waited until the evening because rates were cheaper.
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I love that we have to treat ICE agents like rabid bears that will kill you at any sign of sudden movement and then we also give those bears a $50,000 bonus for getting infected with rabies
January 8, 2026 at 1:45 PM
I love that we have to treat ICE agents like rabid bears that will kill you at any sign of sudden movement and then we also give those bears a $50,000 bonus for getting infected with rabies
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brightened: statehood for dc
enlightened: statehood for northern virginia
enlightened: statehood for northern virginia
January 5, 2026 at 2:57 PM
brightened: statehood for dc
enlightened: statehood for northern virginia
enlightened: statehood for northern virginia
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me every single day
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
me every single day
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i don't want to wake up to any news bigger than "raccoon breaks into a liquor store, gets drunk" anymore
January 3, 2026 at 3:31 PM
i don't want to wake up to any news bigger than "raccoon breaks into a liquor store, gets drunk" anymore
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Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
January 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
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New year. New ewe.
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
New year. New ewe.
My 5 favorite books of 2025:
1. Vera, or Faith (@shteyngart.bsky.social)
2. Sucker Punch (@scaachi.bsky.social)
3. King Sorrow (@joe-hill.bsky.social)
4. The Ghostwriter (@julieclarkauthor.bsky.social)
5. Not Quite Dead Yet (@holly-jackson.bsky.social)
#booksky
1. Vera, or Faith (@shteyngart.bsky.social)
2. Sucker Punch (@scaachi.bsky.social)
3. King Sorrow (@joe-hill.bsky.social)
4. The Ghostwriter (@julieclarkauthor.bsky.social)
5. Not Quite Dead Yet (@holly-jackson.bsky.social)
#booksky
December 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My 5 favorite books of 2025:
1. Vera, or Faith (@shteyngart.bsky.social)
2. Sucker Punch (@scaachi.bsky.social)
3. King Sorrow (@joe-hill.bsky.social)
4. The Ghostwriter (@julieclarkauthor.bsky.social)
5. Not Quite Dead Yet (@holly-jackson.bsky.social)
#booksky
1. Vera, or Faith (@shteyngart.bsky.social)
2. Sucker Punch (@scaachi.bsky.social)
3. King Sorrow (@joe-hill.bsky.social)
4. The Ghostwriter (@julieclarkauthor.bsky.social)
5. Not Quite Dead Yet (@holly-jackson.bsky.social)
#booksky