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Triples makes it safe. (Not Bob Odenkirk, duh.)
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Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
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Two examples of how Federal ownership affects ICE detention camps, both articles from today:
Example 1: Feds bought a warehouse in Arizona, and they're converting it to an ICE detention camp. City Council + NIMBYs have no way to stop it.
Example 1: Feds bought a warehouse in Arizona, and they're converting it to an ICE detention camp. City Council + NIMBYs have no way to stop it.
Hundreds pack Surprise City Council meeting, protest outside over ICE facility
Hours of public comment, dozens of speakers and hundreds of community members showed up to the Surprise City Council meeting Tuesday to voice their opinions on a recently purchased ICE warehouse.
www.abc15.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Two examples of how Federal ownership affects ICE detention camps, both articles from today:
Example 1: Feds bought a warehouse in Arizona, and they're converting it to an ICE detention camp. City Council + NIMBYs have no way to stop it.
Example 1: Feds bought a warehouse in Arizona, and they're converting it to an ICE detention camp. City Council + NIMBYs have no way to stop it.
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6/ The Post has lost over 375,000 subscribers in just over a year. If 10% of those readers subscribed to The 51st instead, we could hire 10 reporters and five editors, dramatically scaling our coverage of the city at this critical time. 51st.news/signup
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February 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
6/ The Post has lost over 375,000 subscribers in just over a year. If 10% of those readers subscribed to The 51st instead, we could hire 10 reporters and five editors, dramatically scaling our coverage of the city at this critical time. 51st.news/signup
Bezos is rebooting The Post as a zine.
At the rate it’s going, The Washington Post is gonna be a pamphlet by Christmas.
February 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Bezos is rebooting The Post as a zine.
So glad my emotional support comedians are back!
February 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
So glad my emotional support comedians are back!
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30 point swing you say?
February 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
30 point swing you say?
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The R candidate has apparently conceded, so that's a flip folks. Probably a 30-point swing vs 2024 per The Downballot, could be 35 vs the 2022 election in the seat docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
The Downballot's special elections Big Board for the 2025-26 cycle
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February 1, 2026 at 4:41 AM
The R candidate has apparently conceded, so that's a flip folks. Probably a 30-point swing vs 2024 per The Downballot, could be 35 vs the 2022 election in the seat docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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kids, not to get too divisive here but i don’t want a bunch of degenerates running every aspect of life on this planet
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 PM
kids, not to get too divisive here but i don’t want a bunch of degenerates running every aspect of life on this planet
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Among the batch of newly released emails from Jeffrey Epstein: Epstein telling Peter Thiel he would “gladly share…expenses for the Gawker suit.”
This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker
This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker
January 31, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Among the batch of newly released emails from Jeffrey Epstein: Epstein telling Peter Thiel he would “gladly share…expenses for the Gawker suit.”
This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker
This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker
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There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 AM
There's too many fucking people in the Epstein files. Need Yakko Warner to sing a song about it to help me get caught up
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we need to put all remaining members of the SCTV cast in cryo freeze until a cure for death is invented
January 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
we need to put all remaining members of the SCTV cast in cryo freeze until a cure for death is invented
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Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk
January 30, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk
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walking around muttering to myself "who is baby gronk dad" in memory of Dan defector.com/livvy-rizzin...
Livvy Rizzing Up Baby Gronk, Explained | Defector
Did you hear the news? Livvy rizzed up Baby Gronk!!! Despite being a 40-year-old man, I am uniquely in tune with the younger generation because I go to the mall. I am more than happy to explain this a...
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January 29, 2026 at 7:55 PM
walking around muttering to myself "who is baby gronk dad" in memory of Dan defector.com/livvy-rizzin...
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I have a question. How come none of you are going to down there to get him
Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
January 27, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I have a question. How come none of you are going to down there to get him
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it’s insane how good BONE TEMPLE is
January 14, 2026 at 12:32 AM
it’s insane how good BONE TEMPLE is
This aggression will not stand, man.
January 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
This aggression will not stand, man.
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It's an MTV simulator with almost 30,000 videos, organized by decade, with special sections for Headbanger's Ball and Yo! MTV Raps. This is so good.
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
It's an MTV simulator with almost 30,000 videos, organized by decade, with special sections for Headbanger's Ball and Yo! MTV Raps. This is so good.
Hmmmmmmmmm, I guess we’re keeping all of the broccoli.
January 7, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Hmmmmmmmmm, I guess we’re keeping all of the broccoli.
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napkins should be tortillas. you’re wiping food off your face; that food is still good. it can go on the tortilla, and then you get to eat it at the end. why am I always the one coming up with the good fucking ideas
January 7, 2026 at 3:59 AM
napkins should be tortillas. you’re wiping food off your face; that food is still good. it can go on the tortilla, and then you get to eat it at the end. why am I always the one coming up with the good fucking ideas
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Has anyone tried yelling out "Jumanji!" to see if it ends our current state of horrors? I saw a documentary where someone did this and everything went back to normal, even at the town shoe factory.
January 6, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Has anyone tried yelling out "Jumanji!" to see if it ends our current state of horrors? I saw a documentary where someone did this and everything went back to normal, even at the town shoe factory.
Hugely helpful!!
This week's Oscar column is a little more personal than usual: www.vulture.com/article/the-...
A Parents’ Guide to the Sick and Dying Children of Awards Season
There’s an unfortunate trend among 2025 Oscar contenders — one I’ve personally been avoiding.
www.vulture.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Hugely helpful!!