Jax_the_Sovereign👑 ey/they
@jaxsovereign.bsky.social
nail tech/residential cleaner, transmasculine eldritch horror gender blob. polyam, queer, kobold posting.
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this season on ✨🎇EXTREME KOBOLD🎇✨!!
we give our kobold🦎 contestants unlimited BANG💣 ENERGY!!
the kobolds all stay in our new KOBOLD KAVE🛖!! now with a EGG🍆 ROOM!!
new weekly challenges!!!
all to see who is the MOST ✨🎇EXTREME KOBOLD🎇✨!!!!
we give our kobold🦎 contestants unlimited BANG💣 ENERGY!!
the kobolds all stay in our new KOBOLD KAVE🛖!! now with a EGG🍆 ROOM!!
new weekly challenges!!!
all to see who is the MOST ✨🎇EXTREME KOBOLD🎇✨!!!!
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They have changed the settings on you again, follow the instructions here ⬇️
Setting everything to Warn is probably a good idea to see what all you might be missing. Then decide if you want to actually hide something.
Setting everything to Warn is probably a good idea to see what all you might be missing. Then decide if you want to actually hide something.
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
December 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
They have changed the settings on you again, follow the instructions here ⬇️
Setting everything to Warn is probably a good idea to see what all you might be missing. Then decide if you want to actually hide something.
Setting everything to Warn is probably a good idea to see what all you might be missing. Then decide if you want to actually hide something.
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AI imagery is the equivalent of Plato’s prisoner being bored of sunlight, clambering down into a cave, shackling himself to a rock to watch shadows cast by firelight and forgetting that the world above exists.
this field biologist does a great job highlighting the insidiousness of AI editing
these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous
this is worth sharing and educating people about
these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous
this is worth sharing and educating people about
December 15, 2025 at 10:29 AM
AI imagery is the equivalent of Plato’s prisoner being bored of sunlight, clambering down into a cave, shackling himself to a rock to watch shadows cast by firelight and forgetting that the world above exists.
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A kobold that steals your copper (they are trying to make the biggest penny)
December 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
A kobold that steals your copper (they are trying to make the biggest penny)
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Kobold facts: kobold warlocks are rare-this has less to do with the inherent dangers of forging pacts with otherworldly beings from beyond the veil, and more to do with every one of them wanting Tiamat for a patron.
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Kobold facts: kobold warlocks are rare-this has less to do with the inherent dangers of forging pacts with otherworldly beings from beyond the veil, and more to do with every one of them wanting Tiamat for a patron.
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1/6
More Baldurs Gate AUUUU
Breakdown and thread explanation part 1 of 6 ✨
………
#ocsky #oc #art #artwork #bskyart #artist #traditionalart #artsky #baldursgate3 #baldursgate #kobold #lizard
More Baldurs Gate AUUUU
Breakdown and thread explanation part 1 of 6 ✨
………
#ocsky #oc #art #artwork #bskyart #artist #traditionalart #artsky #baldursgate3 #baldursgate #kobold #lizard
December 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
1/6
More Baldurs Gate AUUUU
Breakdown and thread explanation part 1 of 6 ✨
………
#ocsky #oc #art #artwork #bskyart #artist #traditionalart #artsky #baldursgate3 #baldursgate #kobold #lizard
More Baldurs Gate AUUUU
Breakdown and thread explanation part 1 of 6 ✨
………
#ocsky #oc #art #artwork #bskyart #artist #traditionalart #artsky #baldursgate3 #baldursgate #kobold #lizard
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kobold: yip
fox: yip
kobold: :O
fox: O:
(they make out)
fox: yip
kobold: :O
fox: O:
(they make out)
December 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
kobold: yip
fox: yip
kobold: :O
fox: O:
(they make out)
fox: yip
kobold: :O
fox: O:
(they make out)
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Ooh ooh more discourse™? Let me add my unsolicited opinion:
Blocking is a great tool and should be used more. Curate your space the way you want. It's not a judgement call on people, just what you want to see.
If you see "I've been blocked" as "they think I'm a bad person", I dunno that's on you.
Blocking is a great tool and should be used more. Curate your space the way you want. It's not a judgement call on people, just what you want to see.
If you see "I've been blocked" as "they think I'm a bad person", I dunno that's on you.
December 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Ooh ooh more discourse™? Let me add my unsolicited opinion:
Blocking is a great tool and should be used more. Curate your space the way you want. It's not a judgement call on people, just what you want to see.
If you see "I've been blocked" as "they think I'm a bad person", I dunno that's on you.
Blocking is a great tool and should be used more. Curate your space the way you want. It's not a judgement call on people, just what you want to see.
If you see "I've been blocked" as "they think I'm a bad person", I dunno that's on you.
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one star common rarity kobold
December 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
one star common rarity kobold
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a kobold warrior, a kobold cleric, a kobold mage, a kobold rogue, and a kobold archer! the perfect adventuring party!
(they get wiped out by a level 1 slime)
(they get wiped out by a level 1 slime)
December 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
a kobold warrior, a kobold cleric, a kobold mage, a kobold rogue, and a kobold archer! the perfect adventuring party!
(they get wiped out by a level 1 slime)
(they get wiped out by a level 1 slime)
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I am reminded of this photo showcasing greater bravery than I could ever imagine having.
December 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I am reminded of this photo showcasing greater bravery than I could ever imagine having.
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AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware
but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
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The perfect Magic card doesn’t exi—
December 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The perfect Magic card doesn’t exi—
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Kobold: Oh no, I tripped and fell in your maw!
Dragon: For the last time, I'm not eating you
Kobold: This is so unfair; you ate that random knight yesterday!
Dragon: Yes, but I bet he didn't want to be eaten
Kobold: He totally did!
*Muffled voice from the dragon's belly*
Knight: I totally did
Dragon: For the last time, I'm not eating you
Kobold: This is so unfair; you ate that random knight yesterday!
Dragon: Yes, but I bet he didn't want to be eaten
Kobold: He totally did!
*Muffled voice from the dragon's belly*
Knight: I totally did
December 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Kobold: Oh no, I tripped and fell in your maw!
Dragon: For the last time, I'm not eating you
Kobold: This is so unfair; you ate that random knight yesterday!
Dragon: Yes, but I bet he didn't want to be eaten
Kobold: He totally did!
*Muffled voice from the dragon's belly*
Knight: I totally did
Dragon: For the last time, I'm not eating you
Kobold: This is so unfair; you ate that random knight yesterday!
Dragon: Yes, but I bet he didn't want to be eaten
Kobold: He totally did!
*Muffled voice from the dragon's belly*
Knight: I totally did
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Kobold named Estrogen.
She wants to crawl inside your bloodstream.
Let her in.
Let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in
She wants to crawl inside your bloodstream.
Let her in.
Let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in
December 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Kobold named Estrogen.
She wants to crawl inside your bloodstream.
Let her in.
Let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in
She wants to crawl inside your bloodstream.
Let her in.
Let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in let her in
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Canada has 5-6 parties (depending on where you're voting from) but we still keep voting like only two of them actually matter.
do other countries have the stupid idea that a candidate doesn't need to earn votes or is that just a USA thing
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Canada has 5-6 parties (depending on where you're voting from) but we still keep voting like only two of them actually matter.
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A woman in Saskatchewan needs surgery for a parathyroid issue and is being offered MAiD instead.
There’s no one in the province who can perform the procedure and the government won’t pay to send her elsewhere.
This is why disability advocates warn about assisted dying
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There’s no one in the province who can perform the procedure and the government won’t pay to send her elsewhere.
This is why disability advocates warn about assisted dying
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Sask. woman considers MAID because she can't get needed surgery for rare disease | CBC News
For the past eight years Jolene Van Alstine has suffered from a rare form of parathyroid disease, normocalcemic primary hyperparathryroidism (nPHPT). It causes extreme bone pain.
www.cbc.ca
December 9, 2025 at 5:51 AM
A woman in Saskatchewan needs surgery for a parathyroid issue and is being offered MAiD instead.
There’s no one in the province who can perform the procedure and the government won’t pay to send her elsewhere.
This is why disability advocates warn about assisted dying
🧵
There’s no one in the province who can perform the procedure and the government won’t pay to send her elsewhere.
This is why disability advocates warn about assisted dying
🧵
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Glass Onion said “Fuck Elon Musk, he’s a moron”. Wake Up Dead Man says “Fuck manipulative MAGA and the hypocritical Christian Right.” I think Rian and I can be friends.
December 13, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Glass Onion said “Fuck Elon Musk, he’s a moron”. Wake Up Dead Man says “Fuck manipulative MAGA and the hypocritical Christian Right.” I think Rian and I can be friends.
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puppygirls left unattended will be given an energy drink and a modular synthesizer.
December 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
puppygirls left unattended will be given an energy drink and a modular synthesizer.
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a kobold with infinite health points that you can practice your damage rotation on and test your DPS (she is completely fine with this)
December 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
a kobold with infinite health points that you can practice your damage rotation on and test your DPS (she is completely fine with this)
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When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
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Adam Smith – Landlords are bullshit and rent-seeking is parasitism.
John Maynard Keynes – Hey stupid if you try to squeeze EVERYTHING for profit you're gonna fuck it all up.
Thomas Jefferson – Business-owners and financiers should never become elected officials, they will always rip you off.
John Maynard Keynes – Hey stupid if you try to squeeze EVERYTHING for profit you're gonna fuck it all up.
Thomas Jefferson – Business-owners and financiers should never become elected officials, they will always rip you off.
December 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Adam Smith – Landlords are bullshit and rent-seeking is parasitism.
John Maynard Keynes – Hey stupid if you try to squeeze EVERYTHING for profit you're gonna fuck it all up.
Thomas Jefferson – Business-owners and financiers should never become elected officials, they will always rip you off.
John Maynard Keynes – Hey stupid if you try to squeeze EVERYTHING for profit you're gonna fuck it all up.
Thomas Jefferson – Business-owners and financiers should never become elected officials, they will always rip you off.
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Most of Vancouver is de facto a gated community for rich people. It’s been said many times, but can’t be said often enough.
Luckily, this is going to change!
Luckily, this is going to change!
Your regular reminder that it takes a ginormous amount of privilege to claim that our low-density neighbourhoods are "working".
(Old data, but story did not change.)
(Old data, but story did not change.)
Vancouver SFH Affordability Estimator
Who can afford to live in Signle Family Zones?
mountainmath.ca
December 12, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Most of Vancouver is de facto a gated community for rich people. It’s been said many times, but can’t be said often enough.
Luckily, this is going to change!
Luckily, this is going to change!
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