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A kobold on the Internet! I draw the comic Trapfinders! I’m also Roscoe the shepherd’s dad! Official writer of Kobold Facts (Mon-Sat) The comic - Www.trapfinders.com The channel - Www.twitch.tv/FabianZibb The Discord - https://discord.gg/YBm2eahMve
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Well at least one of the humans figures it out. Kobold-blood, that one. Just a bit too big. And the accent is too thick.
Kobold facts: some kobolds have infrared vision, which allows them to see hidden heat sources as well as surface-dwellers, even in the darkest places. Consequently, however, they can’t enjoy the 1987 film “Predator.”
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Just a bump for the morning crowd:

This is the GoFundMe link for Roscoe’s vet treatment. Even if you can’t donate, please feel free to pass this along. Thank you for all your help, we (and Roscoe!) are forever grateful.

gofund.me/08153c515
Donate to Roscoe the Shepherd: the Case of the Mystery Illness, organized by Danny Rattray
Roscoe came to us in February of 2024, a skinny, scared stray from … Danny Rattray needs your support for Roscoe the Shepherd: the Case of the Mystery Illness
gofund.me
Kobold facts: dire weasels are known as ‘garbage disposals’ in most warrens, as they tend to find and pick off leftover adventurers that manage to stumble towards the warren exit. They often can be found hunting in small packs like slinky, spiky squeak-wolves.
Just a bump for the morning crowd:

This is the GoFundMe link for Roscoe’s vet treatment. Even if you can’t donate, please feel free to pass this along. Thank you for all your help, we (and Roscoe!) are forever grateful.

gofund.me/08153c515
Donate to Roscoe the Shepherd: the Case of the Mystery Illness, organized by Danny Rattray
Roscoe came to us in February of 2024, a skinny, scared stray from … Danny Rattray needs your support for Roscoe the Shepherd: the Case of the Mystery Illness
gofund.me
Kobold facts: while most kobolds are confident in the armored scales Tiamat gave them, some have taken to wearing more protection. Studded leather is a quiet and popular option; the trick is skinning enough gnomes to make a suit. Bonus: the beards make for great faux fur trim!
Kobold facts: kobolds love ramen. It’s the most ‘meal’ a soup can be, next to Gnomecap soup - keep in mind this soup does not contain gnomecaps, as these are highly poisonous mushrooms. They have been substituted for actual gnomes, making a flavorful and hearty stew.
“I’m a bard!”
“I’m also a bard!”
“We are all bards!”
Kobold facts: kobolds did not know about deep fried Oreos and now they have almost replaced Tiamat as their deity.
Kobold facts: Doritos - and Doritos alone - do not a kobold meal make.

…I’m hungry. And traveling!! I’m at #heartlandhalloween this weekend! Stop on by!!
I think we can all agree that we should step back, take a deep breath, and come at you from the shadows on ALL SIDES LIKE A TORRENT OF TIAMAT’S FURY YIPYIPYIPYIP—

Ahem. Please excuse me, that’s my father talking. I have plenty of gnome…acquaintances. Even some in the family!

On the mantle.
Kobold facts: kobolds are not without their own luxuries - there is an industry of spidersilk clothing that kobolds enjoy, and can be quite fashionable and daring. Dragons secretly love this—It’s kinda like if your dolls came to life and made their own clothes. And killed gnomes.
Kobold Microfact™️: this is true, however due to the constant retro WTH of lost teeth, kobolds are almost always teething (the pain means Tiamat loves you!) some solutions include providing every kobold a popsicle or ice cream. Like, anytime. Always. Just whenever.
Kobold facts: kobolds do not like working for Beholders. While intelligent and powerful, beholders are not well known for hoarding wealth, often abuse workers, shun minions and condescend constantly.

These two truly do not see eye to eye to eye to eye to eye to eye to eye.
“We evolved away from tails!” We went the wrong direction!
Kobold facts: it takes 2 kobolds roughly ten minutes of pacing to wear a rut in the floor of a vet office.
I apologize but I have to cancel the stream for tonight. Please keep me, my wife, and especially our boy Roscoe in your thoughts. And if you have pets, please hold them close and tell them everything they need to hear, even if they don’t understand.
The lowest bars are just speedbumps. Or those “bunka-bunka-bunka” things they put down in construction zones to make you slow down.
Kobold Facts: there are no kobolds that can shed their tails as a primal defense mechanism; this is a cruel prank at worst and a diabolical marketing strategy for regeneration potions at best.
Still have a candle for Calico Briggs ❤️