Daniel Zenon Klein
danielzklein.bsky.social
Daniel Zenon Klein
@danielzklein.bsky.social
he/him

Game designer, prev. Riot, Magnopus, Respawn. Loves dogs, pretzels, absurd humor, and magnesium. Shader truther. Reads too many TTRPGs, starts too many creative projects, never finishes anyt
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Hello, friend, and welcome to the Palintíri help and support system, provided by the Eldar, Eru's first born, to you, men, Eru's second born, free of charge and with a minimum of condescension.
Doing war crimes as a bit
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
December 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Pete Hegseth's nameplate during today's cabinet meeting featured an unfortunate error.

(Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Oh my god.
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I know people sometimes stumble and forget to say a word, but "have a rest of your day" sounds very threatening
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Orders to fire upon a shipwreck are literally cited in the U.S. government’s own documents as an example of a “clearly illegal” order that troops are obligated to disobey.
Took me a second to find it, but it’s in 18.3.2.1 in page 1075 of the manual.

ogc.osd.mil/Portals/99/d...
December 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I love the energy of some of these signs treating the mere awareness of the possibility of such a cord existing as a cognitohazard that must be contained, if need be at the expense of the minds hosting it. CLEANSE THE IMPURE IDEOSPHERE
'Tis the season once again!

Around this time of year, people who strung their Christmas lights the wrong way start wandering into hardware stores looking for what they later find out is often called a "suicide cable."
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Fuck I was going to post EXACTLY that.
December 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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"Women naturally want to do womanly things because God created us with those womanly desires in our hearts."
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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No contract, no coffee.

We don’t believe in sitting on the sidelines. Join our Transition co-chair @linamkhan.bsky.social , First Deputy Mayor Dean Fuleihan & @sbworkersunited.org at the picket lines.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Predator: Badlands (2025)
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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ALT TEXT - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Collision in Unreal 5 is super easy to understand! You have a set of collision responses (or you use a preset) and you have an object type. When comparing two objects, we take the minimal result, roll some dice, and if solar flare activity corresponds to the GDP of Lithuania, we generate a hit.
November 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Brazil's Supreme Court rules that ex-president Bolsonaro must serve his 27-year jail sentence for attempted coup d’état, after exhausting all possible appeals.
Brazil’s Bolsonaro exhausts his appeals, must serve his 27-year sentence
Brazil's Bolsonaro exhausts his appeals, must serve his 27-year sentence
www.brusselstimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Tonight I discovered Banjo Slam and I will never be the same again.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBH9...
No One Gets Out Alive - Banjo Slam
YouTube video by Banjo Slam
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Planescape: Torment (1999)
if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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New Yorkers are tired of being asked to believe in a system that has delivered little for them. They want a politics that can see the scale of the crisis, and actually start to tackle it.
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Instagram’s former head of safety and well-being Vaishnavi Jayakumar testified the company had a “17x” strike policy for accounts that engaged in the trafficking of humans for sex.

“You could incur 16 violations and upon the 17th violation, your account would be suspended"

time.com/7336204/meta...
7 Allegations Against Meta in Newly Unsealed Filings
Court filings allege Meta tolerated sex trafficking, hid harms to teens, and prioritized growth over user safety for years.
time.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Yesterday I tried to put everything I knew about whistles—where to get them, where to get instruction sheets, how to distro—into one place so you can build off it for your own community's whistle needs: dansinker.com/posts/2025-1...
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM