Jarrod Baker
@jarrodbaker.bsky.social
lapsed comedian | voice actor | pākehā | trying to be better | good in bread | overalls enthusiast
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I regret to inform you I am back on my bullshit
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I regret to inform you I am back on my bullshit
oh you’re into Rainbow Brite? name three of the Color Kids
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
oh you’re into Rainbow Brite? name three of the Color Kids
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
if we were to ban social media for under 16s then it would be illegal for my teen to have TikTok but legal for me to supply them with alcohol (as long as I did so ‘in a responsible manner’)
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
if we were to ban social media for under 16s then it would be illegal for my teen to have TikTok but legal for me to supply them with alcohol (as long as I did so ‘in a responsible manner’)
Jason Momoa? Jason Momoa
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Jason Momoa? Jason Momoa
at the school senior talent quest and I’m pretty excited for this one
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
at the school senior talent quest and I’m pretty excited for this one
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“I think the reason we don’t make those distinctions is because it’s really hard to explain the difference without sounding like a pedophile.”
youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?...
youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?...
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“I think the reason we don’t make those distinctions is because it’s really hard to explain the difference without sounding like a pedophile.”
youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?...
youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?...
presumably the pedophile emails are written so badly because they’re all typing with their non-dominant hands
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
presumably the pedophile emails are written so badly because they’re all typing with their non-dominant hands
every Christmas James Bond returns to continue his reign of terror, ruthlessly murdering agents of SPECTRE, an organisation which exists only for the betterment of humanity
All of this would cease to be a problem if they were honest about the real genre! James Bond is a serial murderer who returns from the dead at the beginning of every movie. This is clearly a slasher series
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
every Christmas James Bond returns to continue his reign of terror, ruthlessly murdering agents of SPECTRE, an organisation which exists only for the betterment of humanity
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Ok I know that escaped diseased monkeys story turned out to be inaccurate but can I offer you a bear with a chainsaw as a lil treat?
“Cocaine Bear meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”
Bear walks off with man’s $500 chainsaw, Tennessee video shows. ‘This means war’
“Cocaine Bear meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”
bit.ly
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Ok I know that escaped diseased monkeys story turned out to be inaccurate but can I offer you a bear with a chainsaw as a lil treat?
this is hardly the most salient point in the article but they only withdrew the charges against Ms Z *this week*? fucking hell
These are the five senior officers who come in for the most criticism in the IPCA report on the McSkimming scandal.
Revealed: The five senior officers at the heart of the McSkimming 'cover-up'
The IPCA report on the handling of the McSkimming case identifies a string of complicit senior officers. So who are they?
www.stuff.co.nz
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 AM
this is hardly the most salient point in the article but they only withdrew the charges against Ms Z *this week*? fucking hell
the fucking console just did it to me again. I played the game in question yesterday. this machine has all the internet it can eat but it only chooses to use it when I want to play a fucking game. and they have the gall to be putting up their subscription prices by 60%! eat my ass, Microsoft
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
the fucking console just did it to me again. I played the game in question yesterday. this machine has all the internet it can eat but it only chooses to use it when I want to play a fucking game. and they have the gall to be putting up their subscription prices by 60%! eat my ass, Microsoft
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
why does this feel like a spam DM
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
why does this feel like a spam DM
I keep reflecting on how there are many *perfectly legal* search terms I would not consider using on a device or network owned or managed by my employer, which is *not* a law enforcement agency
in hindsight it makes a lot of sense that one of our most senior police officers was so incompetent at concealing his crimes. if only he’d watched just a single episode of SVU
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I keep reflecting on how there are many *perfectly legal* search terms I would not consider using on a device or network owned or managed by my employer, which is *not* a law enforcement agency
this morning I saw my first “we bought this before we knew Elon was crazy”-stickered Tesla in the wild & I resisted the urge to chase them and ask if it was a 2017 model
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
this morning I saw my first “we bought this before we knew Elon was crazy”-stickered Tesla in the wild & I resisted the urge to chase them and ask if it was a 2017 model
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I never do sales, but I'm doing a big Christmas sale this year! Shop #kikorangi local, support an artist, and give unique gifts that always hit with their recipient!
Get in and snag bundle deals, marked down tees, and restocked items that were previously sold out: pepperraccoon.com/collections/...
Get in and snag bundle deals, marked down tees, and restocked items that were previously sold out: pepperraccoon.com/collections/...
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I never do sales, but I'm doing a big Christmas sale this year! Shop #kikorangi local, support an artist, and give unique gifts that always hit with their recipient!
Get in and snag bundle deals, marked down tees, and restocked items that were previously sold out: pepperraccoon.com/collections/...
Get in and snag bundle deals, marked down tees, and restocked items that were previously sold out: pepperraccoon.com/collections/...
in hindsight it makes a lot of sense that one of our most senior police officers was so incompetent at concealing his crimes. if only he’d watched just a single episode of SVU
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 AM
in hindsight it makes a lot of sense that one of our most senior police officers was so incompetent at concealing his crimes. if only he’d watched just a single episode of SVU
pleased to report that there is no longer a water leak outside my house. the system (complaining here where no-one will see it) works!
can’t believe that Andrew Little was elected four weeks ago and yet there is now a water leak outside my house
can’t believe that Andrew Little was elected nearly two weeks ago and yet there’s still a water leak on Manners Street
November 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
pleased to report that there is no longer a water leak outside my house. the system (complaining here where no-one will see it) works!
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
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We are looking for teachers willing to test Jasper, a CO2 monitor in their classrooms. Jasper is a prototype and we would like to receive user feedback as soon as possible from several countries. If you are interested, please fill out the form: letsair.org/jasper
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
We are looking for teachers willing to test Jasper, a CO2 monitor in their classrooms. Jasper is a prototype and we would like to receive user feedback as soon as possible from several countries. If you are interested, please fill out the form: letsair.org/jasper
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commenting "i really hope this is satire..." on my friend's wedding photos
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
commenting "i really hope this is satire..." on my friend's wedding photos
and this is what I did with the bread (an homage to my favourite Wellington sandwich, the ‘Chicken’ from Fred’s)
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
and this is what I did with the bread (an homage to my favourite Wellington sandwich, the ‘Chicken’ from Fred’s)