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Jarrod Baker
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lapsed comedian | voice actor | pākehā | trying to be better | good in bread | overalls enthusiast
If you need less time in wardrobe & makeup (and can BYO bike) can you command a higher talent fee? Also how many local actors are gonna be claiming to be able to ride, like they all did with horses for LOTR
November 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
all in all a pretty successful talent quest. magic, dance, a kid playing electric guitar riffs written 20 years before he was born, earnest pop numbers, and even a Radiohead cover. the winner was a kid of about 9 or 10 who fucking *nailed* ‘Rolling in the Deep’. and Elliot came away with this:
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
there is a saxophone, a clarinet, and two kids dressed as dinosaurs
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
anyway chalk another one up for the conspiracy theorists I guess. maybe they didn’t nail the details but it really seems like they captured the broad strokes
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
James’ face may change from time to time - such is the way of certain long-lived characters from British fiction. the only constants are his love for strong alcohol, womanising and extrajudicial killings
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
well, quite
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
the reason “yesterday” is relevant: the setting I’ve turned on is supposed to mean that games I’ve played within the last 28 days are kept up to date. it’s not supposed to mean I need 14GB of updates when I open the damn thing
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 AM
what is the phrase for when there are quite a few bad apples and some of the bad apples are covering up the crimes of the other bad apples
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 AM
All of this would cease to be a problem if they were honest about the real genre! James Bond is a serial murderer who returns from the dead at the beginning of every movie. This is clearly a slasher series
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
honestly I don’t know why this is so funny to me. had a COVID booster yesterday and I think it’s made me a little delirious
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
he want to meet it again
November 12, 2025 at 12:40 AM