Jarrod Baker
@jarrodbaker.bsky.social
lapsed comedian | voice actor | pākehā | trying to be better | good in bread | overalls enthusiast
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if you send me money i will write you a short song on a topic of your choosing, and the money will fund the pussy surgery industry
if you pay an artist to make art they’ll use that money to be able to keep making art, and stimulate the economy in the process! whereas if you get GenAI to make art it’ll use private equity money to drive up energy prices in the short term and in the long term cause the economy to collapse
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
if you send me money i will write you a short song on a topic of your choosing, and the money will fund the pussy surgery industry
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If you give this artist money, I’ll use the money to keep making art AND donate a portion to care for the environment and plant native trees, and you could argue genAI does the opposite
if you pay an artist to make art they’ll use that money to be able to keep making art, and stimulate the economy in the process! whereas if you get GenAI to make art it’ll use private equity money to drive up energy prices in the short term and in the long term cause the economy to collapse
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If you give this artist money, I’ll use the money to keep making art AND donate a portion to care for the environment and plant native trees, and you could argue genAI does the opposite
if you pay an artist to make art they’ll use that money to be able to keep making art, and stimulate the economy in the process! whereas if you get GenAI to make art it’ll use private equity money to drive up energy prices in the short term and in the long term cause the economy to collapse
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
if you pay an artist to make art they’ll use that money to be able to keep making art, and stimulate the economy in the process! whereas if you get GenAI to make art it’ll use private equity money to drive up energy prices in the short term and in the long term cause the economy to collapse
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
a sizeable portion of my media diet this week has involved the Hawke family. first the senior (The Lowdown) then the junior (Stranger Things)
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 AM
a sizeable portion of my media diet this week has involved the Hawke family. first the senior (The Lowdown) then the junior (Stranger Things)
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Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
hey team I just thought of a way the Council could have saved over $400,000
what % of Deloitte’s work could be handled by one person using search and replace to update their standard presentation with the name of their current client www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Deloitte report suggests Wellington City Council has 330 more staff than it should
PSA says analysis from Deloitte, which cost $435k, lacks a basic understanding of what the Council's role is.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
hey team I just thought of a way the Council could have saved over $400,000
If you see this post a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
If you see this post a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
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"i miss shitting my pants" is the most nytimes op ed headline there could be
October 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"i miss shitting my pants" is the most nytimes op ed headline there could be
If you didn’t already think OpenAI was fucking reprehensible then read this thread. Absolutely ethically bereft.
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
If you didn’t already think OpenAI was fucking reprehensible then read this thread. Absolutely ethically bereft.
what % of Deloitte’s work could be handled by one person using search and replace to update their standard presentation with the name of their current client www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
Deloitte report suggests Wellington City Council has 330 more staff than it should
PSA says analysis from Deloitte, which cost $435k, lacks a basic understanding of what the Council's role is.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
what % of Deloitte’s work could be handled by one person using search and replace to update their standard presentation with the name of their current client www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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last night at Beastwars a woman moving through the crowd stopped, turned to me and said “hello!” like she both recognised me and was pleased to see me. unfortunately as she was in silhouette due to the light I have absolutely zero clue who it was
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
last night at Beastwars a woman moving through the crowd stopped, turned to me and said “hello!” like she both recognised me and was pleased to see me. unfortunately as she was in silhouette due to the light I have absolutely zero clue who it was
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We hereby retire the “record scratch-Freeze frame-You may be wondering how I got here” meme.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
We hereby retire the “record scratch-Freeze frame-You may be wondering how I got here” meme.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.
Elliot got to start her reimmunisation schedule this week - a little over 9 years since she started treatment for her brain tumour. Apart from flu and COVID vaccines she hasn’t had any since 5 months old. Bit of a milestone around here
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Elliot got to start her reimmunisation schedule this week - a little over 9 years since she started treatment for her brain tumour. Apart from flu and COVID vaccines she hasn’t had any since 5 months old. Bit of a milestone around here
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CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
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on balance, given the preponderance of evidence, one can only conclude that many people actually *like* total pieces of shit
November 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
on balance, given the preponderance of evidence, one can only conclude that many people actually *like* total pieces of shit
you know the old saying: you lie down with shitheads, you’re probably also a shithead
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
you know the old saying: you lie down with shitheads, you’re probably also a shithead
don’t know about you fellas but I’m constantly accidentally answering calls from total shitheads and leaving them on the line to listen to me go about my day
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 AM
don’t know about you fellas but I’m constantly accidentally answering calls from total shitheads and leaving them on the line to listen to me go about my day
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Your motivational post for the day
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Your motivational post for the day
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INTERVIEWER: yeah but like you're not *literally* buying crates of rats from Pets Mart and using them to hone your necromancy skills, the "Deathmancer of Malibu" stuff is just memes right haha
SYDNEY SWEENEY: [tight smile] no comment
SYDNEY SWEENEY: [tight smile] no comment
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 AM
INTERVIEWER: yeah but like you're not *literally* buying crates of rats from Pets Mart and using them to hone your necromancy skills, the "Deathmancer of Malibu" stuff is just memes right haha
SYDNEY SWEENEY: [tight smile] no comment
SYDNEY SWEENEY: [tight smile] no comment
last weekend I bought a 20kg bag of flour, or according to the nutrition info on the packaging 200 servings of 100 grams each
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 AM
last weekend I bought a 20kg bag of flour, or according to the nutrition info on the packaging 200 servings of 100 grams each