Jarrod Baker
@jarrodbaker.bsky.social
lapsed comedian | voice actor | pākehā | trying to be better | good in bread | overalls enthusiast
what is folded laundry even for, if not for sleeping upon?
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
what is folded laundry even for, if not for sleeping upon?
I regret to inform you I am back on my bullshit
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I regret to inform you I am back on my bullshit
oh you’re into Rainbow Brite? name three of the Color Kids
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
oh you’re into Rainbow Brite? name three of the Color Kids
all in all a pretty successful talent quest. magic, dance, a kid playing electric guitar riffs written 20 years before he was born, earnest pop numbers, and even a Radiohead cover. the winner was a kid of about 9 or 10 who fucking *nailed* ‘Rolling in the Deep’. and Elliot came away with this:
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
all in all a pretty successful talent quest. magic, dance, a kid playing electric guitar riffs written 20 years before he was born, earnest pop numbers, and even a Radiohead cover. the winner was a kid of about 9 or 10 who fucking *nailed* ‘Rolling in the Deep’. and Elliot came away with this:
Jason Momoa? Jason Momoa
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Jason Momoa? Jason Momoa
at the school senior talent quest and I’m pretty excited for this one
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
at the school senior talent quest and I’m pretty excited for this one
why does this feel like a spam DM
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
why does this feel like a spam DM
and this is what I did with the bread (an homage to my favourite Wellington sandwich, the ‘Chicken’ from Fred’s)
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
and this is what I did with the bread (an homage to my favourite Wellington sandwich, the ‘Chicken’ from Fred’s)
today’s menu: bread
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
today’s menu: bread
when you’ve had a busy day stealing hors d’oeuvres
November 2, 2025 at 6:39 AM
when you’ve had a busy day stealing hors d’oeuvres
tfw one is greatly pleased with one’s endeavours
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
tfw one is greatly pleased with one’s endeavours
we have recently started to let the new cat outside during the day if we are home. just now she brought home a meatball on a toothpick. sorry about your cocktail party
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
we have recently started to let the new cat outside during the day if we are home. just now she brought home a meatball on a toothpick. sorry about your cocktail party
also today’s menu: bun
November 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
also today’s menu: bun
today’s menu: bagel
November 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
today’s menu: bagel
double-screening while watching Down Cemetery Road and this is what IMDB has to say about the storyline. needless to say I have high expectations
October 31, 2025 at 10:00 AM
double-screening while watching Down Cemetery Road and this is what IMDB has to say about the storyline. needless to say I have high expectations
you PIECE of SHIT
October 31, 2025 at 7:13 AM
you PIECE of SHIT
fuck it. cheese scones
October 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
fuck it. cheese scones
Winds of unusual strength, in unusual locations? I don’t think they exist
October 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Winds of unusual strength, in unusual locations? I don’t think they exist
yeah we’re gonna be in trouble aren’t we
October 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
yeah we’re gonna be in trouble aren’t we
if I had fancy watch money I’d go for something like this vintage Omega Seamaster. only ~$2K though and not in gold so probably less appealing as a status symbol
October 14, 2025 at 5:25 AM
if I had fancy watch money I’d go for something like this vintage Omega Seamaster. only ~$2K though and not in gold so probably less appealing as a status symbol
was anyone else curious what a $90,000 Rolex looked like? well: www.partridgejewellers.com/rolex-cosmog...
October 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
was anyone else curious what a $90,000 Rolex looked like? well: www.partridgejewellers.com/rolex-cosmog...
may have rendanged too close to the sun. needed a lie down afterwards
October 12, 2025 at 9:12 AM
may have rendanged too close to the sun. needed a lie down afterwards
fuck it, let’s rendang
October 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
fuck it, let’s rendang