Jake Halloran
@jakehalloran.bsky.social
Still a giant dork/computer engineer.
its so fun that saying the outwardly true statement - josh shapiro had nothing to do with the death of sarah greenburg or any coverup of her death - makes the left go pizzagate insane
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 AM
its so fun that saying the outwardly true statement - josh shapiro had nothing to do with the death of sarah greenburg or any coverup of her death - makes the left go pizzagate insane
Yeah okay they had 15 for this if this is what they have on the actual vote, it was over from the start
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Yeah okay they had 15 for this if this is what they have on the actual vote, it was over from the start
dhs recruitment officer who has to try to get americas finest neo nazis to run 2 miles and pass suitability and security vetting has to be the worlds worst job
Lecturing active soldiers about being too fat while dropping standards so low for the ICE deportation force that a third of their recruits can't handle the easiest PT test I've ever heard of www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
October 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
dhs recruitment officer who has to try to get americas finest neo nazis to run 2 miles and pass suitability and security vetting has to be the worlds worst job
June 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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as a vote-blue-no-matter-who democrat, I am excited for this November when we are going to elect Mikie Sherrill, Abigail Spanberger, and Zohran Mamdani
June 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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According to NYT tulsi has been playing national guard weekend warrior even while sitting as DNI and the IC was figuring out Israeli war plans lol
June 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
According to NYT tulsi has been playing national guard weekend warrior even while sitting as DNI and the IC was figuring out Israeli war plans lol
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Live INDOPACOM reaction:
June 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Live INDOPACOM reaction:
i played football with future nflers in high school and its so funny to me when people think their kids are gonna go pro because of that. it was very obvious who had the sauce in the first 3 seconds you saw someone
that said i did tackle james conner, so you know, it wasnt all bad
that said i did tackle james conner, so you know, it wasnt all bad
Starting a SCARED STRAIGHT style program where pro athletes visit high schools across America to make parents realize their kids have no chance
June 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i played football with future nflers in high school and its so funny to me when people think their kids are gonna go pro because of that. it was very obvious who had the sauce in the first 3 seconds you saw someone
that said i did tackle james conner, so you know, it wasnt all bad
that said i did tackle james conner, so you know, it wasnt all bad
this is definitely canada right lmao
Ya, I suspect this ain’t going to be the last time this happens
May 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
this is definitely canada right lmao
Andor is so good just because it treats the world as real. ISB ground branch goes hard as hell
May 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Andor is so good just because it treats the world as real. ISB ground branch goes hard as hell
his parents? nobodies. his grandparents? wellllllll one of them was darth plagueis the wise
Andor is a great show but I think it would be a better one if it turned out Cassian Andor was somehow related to the Skywalker family. Maybe a cousin?
May 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
his parents? nobodies. his grandparents? wellllllll one of them was darth plagueis the wise
well everything is stupid but mcconell voting against the cheese is funny as hell
April 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
well everything is stupid but mcconell voting against the cheese is funny as hell
The “reciprocal” rates literally just being max(trade_deficit,10%) is the dumbest thing in American history
April 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The “reciprocal” rates literally just being max(trade_deficit,10%) is the dumbest thing in American history
terrorism and political assassination both work insanely well.
this is not great
this is not great
I think one compelling takeaway of *gestures broadly* is that terrorism works. 9/11 genuinely did destroy this country.
March 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
terrorism and political assassination both work insanely well.
this is not great
this is not great
the dumbest thing about jd vance is that i strongly suspect he is happy to be minister in charge of zoo racism. him and stephen miller probably fought over who would get the job
i love that jd vance is the minister in charge of making the zoo more racist
March 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the dumbest thing about jd vance is that i strongly suspect he is happy to be minister in charge of zoo racism. him and stephen miller probably fought over who would get the job
they have to do a stupid musk investigation because normal spillage investigators would recommend hegseth be charged and lots of other people fired lol
March 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
they have to do a stupid musk investigation because normal spillage investigators would recommend hegseth be charged and lots of other people fired lol
Narrator: 20 hours later literally exactly this happened lol
Hegseth was pretty obviously quoting from strike storyboards, so I expect their defense will be "well he didn't put the storyboard in the chat and that's what's classified, the info on its own isn't"
To which I'd say setting aside how pants on head wrong that is, if you're explaining you're losing
To which I'd say setting aside how pants on head wrong that is, if you're explaining you're losing
The entire administration is basically daring Goldberg to release the entire chat (which he very much should)
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Narrator: 20 hours later literally exactly this happened lol
Reposted by Jake Halloran
DeJoy's arc from Resistance Enemy No. 1 to Biden's Strongest Soldier to actually resigning in protest is...fucking wild, man
Update: "A source familiar with the matter tells TIME that DeJoy had clashed in recent days with DOGE representatives assigned to the Postal Service...Musk’s lieutenants wanted more control over the USPS than DeJoy was willing to allow."
time.com/7271271/loui...
time.com/7271271/loui...
Exclusive: Louis DeJoy Resigns as Postmaster General
Louis DeJoy has resigned from his role as Postmaster General of the U.S. Postal Service, according to a source familiar with the matter.
time.com
March 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
DeJoy's arc from Resistance Enemy No. 1 to Biden's Strongest Soldier to actually resigning in protest is...fucking wild, man
Chat is it good when a quarter of my feed is angleton memes and we aren’t even 3 months in yet?
March 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Chat is it good when a quarter of my feed is angleton memes and we aren’t even 3 months in yet?
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Signal's a great app to keep your communications secure, but make sure you know the identities of the users in your group chats.
Our SSD guide on how to use Signal includes guidance on managing your group chat preferences.
Our SSD guide on how to use Signal includes guidance on managing your group chat preferences.
How to: Use Signal
Download location: Google Play Store, Apple App Store
System requirements: Android 5 or later, iOS 13 or later
Version used in this guide: Android: 7.0. iPhone: 7.0
License: GPLv3
Level: Beginner
Time...
ssd.eff.org
March 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Signal's a great app to keep your communications secure, but make sure you know the identities of the users in your group chats.
Our SSD guide on how to use Signal includes guidance on managing your group chat preferences.
Our SSD guide on how to use Signal includes guidance on managing your group chat preferences.
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great drone strike bro
great drone strike bro
March 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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great drone strike bro
great drone strike bro
brb chat, adding hegseth to signal groups under random names until he burns something funny
>Hegseth states he’s going to enforce 100% OPSEC
>>Immediately (accidentally) texts the editor in chief of a major media publication
>>>the editor in chief is seemingly mad they didn’t enforce OPSEC???
>>Immediately (accidentally) texts the editor in chief of a major media publication
>>>the editor in chief is seemingly mad they didn’t enforce OPSEC???
March 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
brb chat, adding hegseth to signal groups under random names until he burns something funny
