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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 12h

Yeah that’s the part that gets skipped over. Either he’s just actually a Nazi OR he’s the dumbest man alive in Maine.

Neither should be a senator

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 1d

apparently its aecom doing the construction so in theory perfectly up to date on SCIF construction

...whether anyone has bothered to think to pay for that on the other hand

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 1d

its aecom so they are in theory capable of classified work at least

Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 2d

objection, despite having 4 official jobs i do not think marco rubio counts as the 3 other guys

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 3d

Counterpoint, it absolutely can stand, they gerrymandered the state level too. People wildly overestimate the paths out of this. The only one was Hilary winning. It’s probably just over.

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 3d

All 11 seats are at least trump +11.6 according to the twitter teens

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 3d

“We don’t believe in the concept of trusting the offense or things of that nature” Mike Tomlin, probably

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 3d

theyre all fat and cant run

too racist to pass suitability screening if you let them talk without careful management and despite the fact that secrets are handed out like tictacs i bet half of them fail vetting anyway lol

Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 3d

dhs recruitment officer who has to try to get americas finest neo nazis to run 2 miles and pass suitability and security vetting has to be the worlds worst job

Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 4d

Lecturing active soldiers about being too fat while dropping standards so low for the ICE deportation force that a third of their recruits can't handle the easiest PT test I've ever heard of www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

More than a third have failed so far, four officials told me, impeding the agency’s plan to hire, train, and deploy 10,000 deportation officers by January. To pass, recruits must do 15 push-ups and 32 sit-ups, and run 1.5 miles in 14 minutes.
“It’s pathetic,” one career ICE official told me, adding that before now, a typical class of 40 recruits had only a couple of candidates fail, because the screening process was more rigorous.

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 3d

in fairness thats probably still better than the median HSI guy with arrest powers lol

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 3d

no but they wont because mills would beat them

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 7d

Have you ever watched the final season of Brooklyn 99, it’s basically that, the show, and hilarious to watch from 2025 perspective

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 7d

Canadian football has the greatest rule ever in that a field goal that misses but goes through the whole end zone is still 1 point

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 7d

My understanding is that the truly deep in the hole o9a adjacent parts thought he was mostly just a script kiddie but he was involved in the broader hacking/sim swap/sextortion stuff

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 7d

Giving someone who was a major member of the com security clearance is high on the list of what the fuck things to happen this admin even if most people don’t understand

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 7d

i should run for office just so someone does dig up my reddit. 40000 posts about screen pass design and why offensive coordinators are evil and like 15 on llm evals. go dig for the politics oppo researchers, i believe in you

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 8d

a full third of the documents/transcripts from the Schulte trial were about him doing dipshit things with his diplo passport and not about the hacking or the csam lol

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 8d

maduro dead or unconditionally surrendered

Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 11d

AFC division leaders: Colts, Steelers, Pats, Chargers.

Welcome back 2009

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 14d

it is funny to shove them in the same middle of nowhere we put the singaporeans though

someone in hegseth's office really went "asians to idaho!"

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 15d

Dort is technically an infantry guy but in reality is working in hegseths press shop

Mike Nelson was a green beret lol

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 15d

update hes back at it with calling mike nelson a POG for criticizing hegseth and defending women lol

unfortunately theres like a real chance it someone results in her getting fired or else it would be funny

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 17d

blaming tiktok != saying its the fault of the chinese government. bytedance absolutely, massively, increased polarization on i/p and did so intentionally. theres literally no other possible conclusion from the data.

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Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 23d

>I've watched them cause two accidents in my neighborhood

no you havent.

Jake Halloran @jakehalloran.bsky.social · 29d

oh no, he knows what it was, he just is in favor of massacres

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