Planarian Games
@jakeeldritch.bsky.social
Blame me for MUTANANNY, Clown Helsing, METTLE Core, WSBABSDTEDDCC, and others. He/Him.
See my stuff:
Itch: https://planarian.itch.io/
DrivethruRPG: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/10311/Planarian?affiliate_id=490690
See my stuff:
Itch: https://planarian.itch.io/
DrivethruRPG: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/10311/Planarian?affiliate_id=490690
Ambrose Bierce, Fantastic Fables
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Ambrose Bierce, Fantastic Fables
[Insert] - Punk
a bunch of cookies are being cooked on a conveyor belt and the word orbo is on the bottom
ALT: a bunch of cookies are being cooked on a conveyor belt and the word orbo is on the bottom
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November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
[Insert] - Punk
A while back there was this weird point-and-click indy video game in development that featured the character barfing on the street. It was about two years ago. Sci-fi or mixed fantasy like setting.
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER what this game was called and what happened to it? I cannot find a trace of it.
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER what this game was called and what happened to it? I cannot find a trace of it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
A while back there was this weird point-and-click indy video game in development that featured the character barfing on the street. It was about two years ago. Sci-fi or mixed fantasy like setting.
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER what this game was called and what happened to it? I cannot find a trace of it.
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER what this game was called and what happened to it? I cannot find a trace of it.
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"A turkey may be so prepared and preserved that, according to Artephius’s Key of Wisdom, “an ingenious Man may raise the fine Shape of a Homunculus out of its Ashes at his Pleasure, so he may, without any criminal Necromancy raise the Shape of any dead ancestor for study and labor.”
How to Brine a Turkey, by H.P. Lovecraft
This time of year all cabbalists, daemonologists, magicians, and the like share amongst their number one scrap of forbidden knowledge: that soakin...
buff.ly
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"A turkey may be so prepared and preserved that, according to Artephius’s Key of Wisdom, “an ingenious Man may raise the fine Shape of a Homunculus out of its Ashes at his Pleasure, so he may, without any criminal Necromancy raise the Shape of any dead ancestor for study and labor.”
The original saying was "Bite the ham that feeds you" but it was mistranslated. No one knows what that means metaphorically.
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The original saying was "Bite the ham that feeds you" but it was mistranslated. No one knows what that means metaphorically.
I see everyone looking at the Trump-Mamdani meeting as Trump being charmed, but honestly it made my skin crawl. That is the carefree demeanor of someone who has something so awful planned that the present moment did not matter at all. You'll know when it hits.
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I see everyone looking at the Trump-Mamdani meeting as Trump being charmed, but honestly it made my skin crawl. That is the carefree demeanor of someone who has something so awful planned that the present moment did not matter at all. You'll know when it hits.
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If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
It's amazing how much free publicity Jimmy Kimmel is getting off of Trump's sundowner rants. Just imagine if I had pissed off Trump with MUTANANNY, maybe it would have gotten enough attention to fund. Maybe all Indy game designers should get Trump's attention and reap the benefits.
#ttrpg
#ttrpg
a man with glasses and gray hair is making a funny face .
ALT: a man with glasses and gray hair is making a funny face .
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November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It's amazing how much free publicity Jimmy Kimmel is getting off of Trump's sundowner rants. Just imagine if I had pissed off Trump with MUTANANNY, maybe it would have gotten enough attention to fund. Maybe all Indy game designers should get Trump's attention and reap the benefits.
#ttrpg
#ttrpg
K-Pop Devito Hunters
a man is dancing in a club with the words `` go for it '' above him .
ALT: a man is dancing in a club with the words `` go for it '' above him .
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November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
K-Pop Devito Hunters
Playing tactics ogre reborn again and noticing a thing about tactics RPGs I maybe don't like. While they go on about the loss and sacrifice of war and such, in practice it is always feasible to win without losing any men. Do any games make troop sacrifice inevitable?
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Playing tactics ogre reborn again and noticing a thing about tactics RPGs I maybe don't like. While they go on about the loss and sacrifice of war and such, in practice it is always feasible to win without losing any men. Do any games make troop sacrifice inevitable?
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19 Nov 2025 --The letter follows 130 Dems filing amicus brief with the Supreme Court last Monday in 2 cases on bans of trans athletes highlighted how “categorical trans sports bans harm ALL girls” & urging the court to “let kids play.”
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social
House Dems unite to tell GOP to stop "demonizing" trans people with "dehumanizing" slurs - LGBTQ Nation
Rep. Nancy Mace's "tra**y, tra**y, tra**y!" tirade is just one example.
www.lgbtqnation.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
19 Nov 2025 --The letter follows 130 Dems filing amicus brief with the Supreme Court last Monday in 2 cases on bans of trans athletes highlighted how “categorical trans sports bans harm ALL girls” & urging the court to “let kids play.”
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social
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I know I’m annoying because there’s a when I see “clown” used as an insult (including when I use it myself) a little part of me goes “that’s messed up though cause clowning is actually really hard”
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I know I’m annoying because there’s a when I see “clown” used as an insult (including when I use it myself) a little part of me goes “that’s messed up though cause clowning is actually really hard”
Why do these popular darlings keep coming onto bluesky to talk about twitter. Let it go already.
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Why do these popular darlings keep coming onto bluesky to talk about twitter. Let it go already.
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The moment when 30 million American's received healthcare (2010) The moment when insurance companies had to start covering preexisting conditions, young adults could stay on their family's policy and I could trust that the small print couldn't screw me if I needed serious medical assistance. 🇺🇸
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The moment when 30 million American's received healthcare (2010) The moment when insurance companies had to start covering preexisting conditions, young adults could stay on their family's policy and I could trust that the small print couldn't screw me if I needed serious medical assistance. 🇺🇸
My Metagaming Anecdote: D&D 2E in the 90s at college. A Wizard lost their iconic staff due to usual hijinks, and was very sore about it. When rolling to see who picked first for treasure, they got a high roll. Instead of picking some wizard item to make up for it...
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
My Metagaming Anecdote: D&D 2E in the 90s at college. A Wizard lost their iconic staff due to usual hijinks, and was very sore about it. When rolling to see who picked first for treasure, they got a high roll. Instead of picking some wizard item to make up for it...
A lot of my cherished beliefs have been ruined lately, but at least I will always know that thing about the place in France where naked ladies dance, and the fleas they wear to protect them from the bees will always be a rock solid truth.
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
A lot of my cherished beliefs have been ruined lately, but at least I will always know that thing about the place in France where naked ladies dance, and the fleas they wear to protect them from the bees will always be a rock solid truth.
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sometimes when making an argument in written form, you have to imagine an imaginary person that you're arguing with. it's actually important to construct a person who isn't an annoying dumbass.
otherwise there's a chance your argument makes you look like the kind of person who debates dumbasses.
otherwise there's a chance your argument makes you look like the kind of person who debates dumbasses.
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 AM
sometimes when making an argument in written form, you have to imagine an imaginary person that you're arguing with. it's actually important to construct a person who isn't an annoying dumbass.
otherwise there's a chance your argument makes you look like the kind of person who debates dumbasses.
otherwise there's a chance your argument makes you look like the kind of person who debates dumbasses.
That's weird I thought the right assured us that it was trans people barging their way into women's bathrooms, not their own masked thugs. Golly, this just can't be right - what a mind blowing revelation!
Listen to this Border Patrol agent cry about how he's going to be DOXXED after being arrested for drunkenly barging into a woman's restroom with a loaded gun, demanding a date from the woman inside, and then punching the arresting officers.
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
That's weird I thought the right assured us that it was trans people barging their way into women's bathrooms, not their own masked thugs. Golly, this just can't be right - what a mind blowing revelation!
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The "player felt a negative emotion for a moment in a playtest, that's now a Pri 1 problem" instinct in AAA prod is a huge tarpit for our industry
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The "player felt a negative emotion for a moment in a playtest, that's now a Pri 1 problem" instinct in AAA prod is a huge tarpit for our industry
I never see anyone using the idea in RPGs or stories that magic incantations are actually just to protect the caster. If you could say, magic missile at the merest thought, you would probably do it by accident a lot and ruin your life. Am I missing the stories and rpgs that work that way?
#ttrpg
#ttrpg
a large explosion with lightning coming out of it
ALT: a large explosion with lightning coming out of it
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November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I never see anyone using the idea in RPGs or stories that magic incantations are actually just to protect the caster. If you could say, magic missile at the merest thought, you would probably do it by accident a lot and ruin your life. Am I missing the stories and rpgs that work that way?
#ttrpg
#ttrpg
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I love people who play indie games, but also I'm always a little disappointed when I see people saying "I love indie games, my favorites are: *insert the biggest and most popular indie games of the last 5 years and nothing else*"
I wish more people would search for gems, not just play the biggies.
I wish more people would search for gems, not just play the biggies.
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I love people who play indie games, but also I'm always a little disappointed when I see people saying "I love indie games, my favorites are: *insert the biggest and most popular indie games of the last 5 years and nothing else*"
I wish more people would search for gems, not just play the biggies.
I wish more people would search for gems, not just play the biggies.
New character sheet greebling for mutananny. Yes, I'm still finishing it to spite you all, despite the gamefound crowdfunding being a profound and humiliating failure.
#ttrpg
#ttrpg
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 AM
New character sheet greebling for mutananny. Yes, I'm still finishing it to spite you all, despite the gamefound crowdfunding being a profound and humiliating failure.
#ttrpg
#ttrpg
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I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me.
I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
November 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me.
I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
thehill.com/homenews/hou...
Kind of puts the kibosh on the widespread bluesky conspiracy theory that every dem is part of a fiendish cabal rubbing their hands together and cackling.
Kind of puts the kibosh on the widespread bluesky conspiracy theory that every dem is part of a fiendish cabal rubbing their hands together and cackling.
thehill.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
thehill.com/homenews/hou...
Kind of puts the kibosh on the widespread bluesky conspiracy theory that every dem is part of a fiendish cabal rubbing their hands together and cackling.
Kind of puts the kibosh on the widespread bluesky conspiracy theory that every dem is part of a fiendish cabal rubbing their hands together and cackling.