Planarian Games
@jakeeldritch.bsky.social
Blame me for MUTANANNY, Clown Helsing, METTLE Core, WSBABSDTEDDCC, and others. He/Him.
See my stuff:
Itch: https://planarian.itch.io/
DrivethruRPG: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/10311/Planarian?affiliate_id=490690
See my stuff:
Itch: https://planarian.itch.io/
DrivethruRPG: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/10311/Planarian?affiliate_id=490690
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I went to a bachelorette party this summer and one of the partygoers would just load every single wedding game prompt (ie: find a meme that reminds you of the bride) into ChatGPT and I understand what it means now when someone truly has nothing going on. Truly no inner workings. A husk of a person.
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I went to a bachelorette party this summer and one of the partygoers would just load every single wedding game prompt (ie: find a meme that reminds you of the bride) into ChatGPT and I understand what it means now when someone truly has nothing going on. Truly no inner workings. A husk of a person.
I don't know, I like Trump a lot better with his eyes closed. Not sure what the hubbub is about.
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I don't know, I like Trump a lot better with his eyes closed. Not sure what the hubbub is about.
Tell you the truth I did not realize that was Linda Hamilton, but I was thinking they were freaking great at playing that part.
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Tell you the truth I did not realize that was Linda Hamilton, but I was thinking they were freaking great at playing that part.
Attack of the Flying Lizard is a Christmas Movie.
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Attack of the Flying Lizard is a Christmas Movie.
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Netanyahu continues to starve and kill the people of Gaza. Putin is pretending to negotiate peace while attacking Ukraine. Trump is randomly killing Venezuelan's. They have no desire for peace. It is how they stay in power. Netanyahu, Trump and Putin are now the leaders of the new axis of evil.
December 3, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Netanyahu continues to starve and kill the people of Gaza. Putin is pretending to negotiate peace while attacking Ukraine. Trump is randomly killing Venezuelan's. They have no desire for peace. It is how they stay in power. Netanyahu, Trump and Putin are now the leaders of the new axis of evil.
I haven't been able to find Chicken Flavor-coated Peanuts anywhere for the past few years. Not at Great Wall, or H-Mart, or Lotte. Devastated. They're just not on the shelves anywhere near me. And they were SO good.
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I haven't been able to find Chicken Flavor-coated Peanuts anywhere for the past few years. Not at Great Wall, or H-Mart, or Lotte. Devastated. They're just not on the shelves anywhere near me. And they were SO good.
This came on the radio on my drive home the other day and for a little while, it was the best song in existence.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAZL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAZL...
Dusty Springfield - Son of a Preacher Man (Official Audio)
YouTube video by RHINO
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This came on the radio on my drive home the other day and for a little while, it was the best song in existence.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAZL...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAZL...
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Christmas reading for SillyPeter:
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Christmas reading for SillyPeter:
I worked with MRIs for a very long time and never once did anyone ever get referred for a "preventative" MRI. What the hell are they talking about?
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I worked with MRIs for a very long time and never once did anyone ever get referred for a "preventative" MRI. What the hell are they talking about?
Another thing I like about Searchers of the Unknown is that not only do they not have clerics, the way their HP system works means you don't need them in the first place. Death to having to find a player willing to play a god-botherer, and to the DD/healer/Tank rote in general.
#ttrpg #DnD
#ttrpg #DnD
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If discovering a new adventure, setting, or game is so boring to you that you weigh the time in hours like work, I hope you can take that as a hint and find some other hobby you actually enjoy.
#ttrpg
#ttrpg
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If discovering a new adventure, setting, or game is so boring to you that you weigh the time in hours like work, I hope you can take that as a hint and find some other hobby you actually enjoy.
#ttrpg
#ttrpg
Ambrose Bierce, Fantastic Fables
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Ambrose Bierce, Fantastic Fables
[Insert] - Punk
a bunch of cookies are being cooked on a conveyor belt and the word orbo is on the bottom
ALT: a bunch of cookies are being cooked on a conveyor belt and the word orbo is on the bottom
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November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
[Insert] - Punk
A while back there was this weird point-and-click indy video game in development that featured the character barfing on the street. It was about two years ago. Sci-fi or mixed fantasy like setting.
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER what this game was called and what happened to it? I cannot find a trace of it.
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER what this game was called and what happened to it? I cannot find a trace of it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
A while back there was this weird point-and-click indy video game in development that featured the character barfing on the street. It was about two years ago. Sci-fi or mixed fantasy like setting.
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER what this game was called and what happened to it? I cannot find a trace of it.
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER what this game was called and what happened to it? I cannot find a trace of it.
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"A turkey may be so prepared and preserved that, according to Artephius’s Key of Wisdom, “an ingenious Man may raise the fine Shape of a Homunculus out of its Ashes at his Pleasure, so he may, without any criminal Necromancy raise the Shape of any dead ancestor for study and labor.”
How to Brine a Turkey, by H.P. Lovecraft
This time of year all cabbalists, daemonologists, magicians, and the like share amongst their number one scrap of forbidden knowledge: that soakin...
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November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"A turkey may be so prepared and preserved that, according to Artephius’s Key of Wisdom, “an ingenious Man may raise the fine Shape of a Homunculus out of its Ashes at his Pleasure, so he may, without any criminal Necromancy raise the Shape of any dead ancestor for study and labor.”
The original saying was "Bite the ham that feeds you" but it was mistranslated. No one knows what that means metaphorically.
November 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The original saying was "Bite the ham that feeds you" but it was mistranslated. No one knows what that means metaphorically.
I see everyone looking at the Trump-Mamdani meeting as Trump being charmed, but honestly it made my skin crawl. That is the carefree demeanor of someone who has something so awful planned that the present moment did not matter at all. You'll know when it hits.
November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I see everyone looking at the Trump-Mamdani meeting as Trump being charmed, but honestly it made my skin crawl. That is the carefree demeanor of someone who has something so awful planned that the present moment did not matter at all. You'll know when it hits.
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If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
This isn’t controversial.
A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.
It's amazing how much free publicity Jimmy Kimmel is getting off of Trump's sundowner rants. Just imagine if I had pissed off Trump with MUTANANNY, maybe it would have gotten enough attention to fund. Maybe all Indy game designers should get Trump's attention and reap the benefits.
#ttrpg
#ttrpg
a man with glasses and gray hair is making a funny face .
ALT: a man with glasses and gray hair is making a funny face .
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November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It's amazing how much free publicity Jimmy Kimmel is getting off of Trump's sundowner rants. Just imagine if I had pissed off Trump with MUTANANNY, maybe it would have gotten enough attention to fund. Maybe all Indy game designers should get Trump's attention and reap the benefits.
#ttrpg
#ttrpg
K-Pop Devito Hunters
a man is dancing in a club with the words `` go for it '' above him .
ALT: a man is dancing in a club with the words `` go for it '' above him .
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November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
K-Pop Devito Hunters
Playing tactics ogre reborn again and noticing a thing about tactics RPGs I maybe don't like. While they go on about the loss and sacrifice of war and such, in practice it is always feasible to win without losing any men. Do any games make troop sacrifice inevitable?
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Playing tactics ogre reborn again and noticing a thing about tactics RPGs I maybe don't like. While they go on about the loss and sacrifice of war and such, in practice it is always feasible to win without losing any men. Do any games make troop sacrifice inevitable?
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19 Nov 2025 --The letter follows 130 Dems filing amicus brief with the Supreme Court last Monday in 2 cases on bans of trans athletes highlighted how “categorical trans sports bans harm ALL girls” & urging the court to “let kids play.”
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social
House Dems unite to tell GOP to stop "demonizing" trans people with "dehumanizing" slurs - LGBTQ Nation
Rep. Nancy Mace's "tra**y, tra**y, tra**y!" tirade is just one example.
www.lgbtqnation.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
19 Nov 2025 --The letter follows 130 Dems filing amicus brief with the Supreme Court last Monday in 2 cases on bans of trans athletes highlighted how “categorical trans sports bans harm ALL girls” & urging the court to “let kids play.”
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social
@rikiwilchins.bsky.social
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I know I’m annoying because there’s a when I see “clown” used as an insult (including when I use it myself) a little part of me goes “that’s messed up though cause clowning is actually really hard”
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I know I’m annoying because there’s a when I see “clown” used as an insult (including when I use it myself) a little part of me goes “that’s messed up though cause clowning is actually really hard”