Artie
jacobibenkenobi.bsky.social
Artie
@jacobibenkenobi.bsky.social
He/They Angry Socialist Hick from a Christian Nationalist rural village in Michigan.
Eat the Reich
Free Palestine🇵🇸
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️‍⚧️
Peter Thiel is the closest thing to an Anti-Christ there ever was or will be.
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despite living under enormous pressure whales very rarely give up hope
November 23, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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standing under some parsley and hoping a lasagna will kiss me
December 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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at the monarch butterfly fuck party in mexico and you’re not gonna believe this, guy next to me is wearing a wire
December 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Jake Paul coming to the ring to honor Hulk Hogan and then getting his jaw punched into his eyeballs by Anthony Joshua has to be one of the best moments in sports this year. Doubly so because I didn’t spend a dime on it.
December 20, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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at least there are cute girls being retweeted on this app
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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signing the Rollover Agreement to extend my 2025 resolutions into the next term
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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museums should let each visitor touch one thing
December 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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replacing the body of christ with tabs of acid at mass this morning
December 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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*bedazzles your thoughts
December 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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this field biologist does a great job highlighting the insidiousness of AI editing

these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous

this is worth sharing and educating people about
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Liberals: don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good

Me: yeah fair ok, show me the good

Liberals: this isn't the time for fucking purity tests you little shit
September 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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2009
For those people who think the world started in October 2023, watch this.

This is Tony Benn in 2009 appealing for Gaza aid and speaking about the hypocrisy and bias of the BBC.

One of Tony Benn’s finest moments a man who spoke truth with heart.
December 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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calling my dick the airplane and my balls the twin towers, and i’m not shaving, cause you can’t have 9/11 without bush.
December 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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STOP DRINKING
FROM THE BIDET
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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said he can only cum if i nail Killing in the Name perfectly, so naturally i whisper the ending.
December 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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we're politically closer to sending data centers into orbit than we are implementing UBI
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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annual reminder that elf on the shelf solely exists to desensitize children to living in a surveillance state
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM