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@meganisthinking.bsky.social

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sagittarius/capricorn/scorpio ✿ 26 ✿ wife ✿ mother ✿ artist ✿ jokes? how rare and beautiful it is to even exist the bit comes second only to the pokémon journey https://ko-fi.com/meganisthinking https://tinyurl.com/meganisthinking1

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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · Oct 1

hello darkness my old friend, i’ve come to party rock with you again

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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 2h

i perish the thought

✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 3h

if i introduced queen elizabeth i (and the united kingdom) to thousand island dressing in 1570 i would have been knighted

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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 3h

medieval peasants would’ve lost their minds over ranch dressing

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 9h

Doing the thing at work where I reveal I've been wearing weights this whole time then dropping them to the ground and working even better and faster

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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 10h

The "recommended serving size" on a bag of chips is a theoretical construct, like a unicorn or a satisfying meeting.

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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 6h

Surprised Pikachu GIF

Alt: Surprised Pikachu GIF

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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 8h

history will remember me as a collection of tabs.

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davemakes🔶 @mixolumia.com · 19h

my body is a machine that turns time into be on computer

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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 9h

the opposite of imposter syndrome is when i successfully parallel park and think i could land a plane

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 19h

dante was the first guy to post through it

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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 9h

they don’t make unhinged facebook statuses like they used to. that’s why i use bluesky™️

✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 9h

i’d thrive in a small coastal town if everyone there adored me and the rent was free

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ceej @ceej.online · 18h

sorry, I would love to read this but I’m reacting to it later for my youtube channel

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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 9h

four (4) unskippable ads?? this is a hostage situation

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 13h

me, with eyes to see: *pointing* cathedral. another cathedral. holy shit what's that? oh yeah, cathedral

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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 9h

the taco potential lmao love this

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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 10h

listening to “counting stars” by one republic for the first time in nearly a decade. low-key still a banger

✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 12h

caesar salad is basically just a deconstructed sandwich, chew on that for awhile

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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 12h

using vibes based punctuation. the comma goes where i say it goes

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18h

the life of a double agent ain't easy.. you're basically working two jobs

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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 13h

i’m starting to suspect that “self-care” was invented by big lotion to sell more lotion

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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 13h

the devil works hard, but my inner monologue works harder

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👻👻👻boonoteat👻👻👻 @donoteat.bsky.social · 15h

the cheese so sharp it kills you instantly

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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 1d

i’m not the bigger person. i’m the funnier one

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 1d

rizz is a human right

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