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golang writer, weight lifter, friend to some, lover to most. https://blog.verygoodsoftwarenotvirus.ru 📍Austin, TX

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mom said you can’t make me

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he died as he lived, shitposting at 84MPH on a major motorway

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you don’t appreciate your controller having intermittent seizures on your coffee table during a cutscene?

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need

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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 13d

Everyone bends the knee eventually

sick public transit, gloria @seung.bsky.social · 14d

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER was my first “Steely Dan will start speaking to you at a certain age” moment, despite my best efforts resisting it for years

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rw-rw-rw- @verygoodsoftwarenotvirus.ru · 16h

tired: youtuber
wired: bulbotuber

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 22h

007 struggling against his restraints: you can't cook those chicken nuggets with the fries, blofeld. you'll burn one and undercook the other

blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 21h

Long story short, an actual Nazi doxxing ring. Enough people reported them that they went away for like 12 hours and then Elon personally brought them back. The site is dead. If you’re still on there, go lock your account right now

chris @knightscrest.bsky.social · 21h

what even happened on the other site this time

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rw-rw-rw- @verygoodsoftwarenotvirus.ru · 18h

.1 for every tier of IH-35

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Austin (0.01)

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rw-rw-rw- @verygoodsoftwarenotvirus.ru · 20h

"I've been using ❄, and let me tell you: I feel invincible. I feel so much more energized about my work, like nothing can stop me now. I can't wait to use it more"

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guy on my team started using Snowflake for something and expressed it by posting "I've started using ❄" in our team's Slack lol

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 23h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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rw-rw-rw- @verygoodsoftwarenotvirus.ru · 23h

didn't they give up and just embed kubernetes after all?

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congratulations to El Paso, NM

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · Nov 16

Honest question, (some of the most bad faith shit you've ever heard)

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Jonty @fairless.xyz · 1d

Windows 10 goes out of support today. My fave useless fact about w10 is that the iconic blue desktop background is a *photograph* - not CGI.

Tiny 'making of' vid here - youtu.be/_2RacX9DgWM...

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rw-rw-rw- @verygoodsoftwarenotvirus.ru · 23h

took a shower at work and now I'm supposed to just sit at my desk and write code somehow

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@rincewind.run did you know about this?

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misread and assumed you were running both Docker Desktop and the Xen hypervisor and made this face

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needing down migration support is a sign of weakness, actually

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let he who has not created a ticket with a fragment title and no description cast the first stone

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macnult @macnult.com · Feb 13

come thru bro i’ve got an alien smoking weed and listening to Bitches Brew by Miles Davis. i’m snapping my fingers out of time lol i think it’s having a panic attack

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · Jan 27

Sean Gallagher (@WhatAboutClass) on twitter:

"hard for me to see gender as biological if it requires a police state to enforce it"

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sq🎃🎃ky from:me @skeet.best · 4d

jokes aside, can you imagine how you would handle it if you asked a human assistant "did you make all this up instead of actually doing any of the work", and that person responded to you with "good catch"

Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 4d

girl are you chatgpt because your KPIs are crazy

Mostafa • @mokatia
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Shared row data file with GPT5 to analyze, the result KPIs were crazy, so I naively asked, and innocently it responded.
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Did you make up these numbers?
Good catch - I wasn't able to actually open and parse your CSV file yet,
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