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✰ megan ✰
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sagittarius/capricorn/scorpio ✿ 26 ✿ wife ✿ mother ✿ artist ✿ jokes?

how rare and beautiful it is to even exist

the bit comes second only to the pokémon journey

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hello darkness my old friend, i’ve come to party rock with you again
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it should be illegal to roll your window down and listen in to someone else’s drive thru order. that is an intimate moment a sacred ritual that ought not be desecrated
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
i make a lot of jokes about going off the grid to live in a small rory gilmore ass town but the reality is that i’m meant to live in the city. i cannot be the only person in the superstore with makeup like dakota fanning in the runaways (2010)
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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You kids think saying numbers is cool? 67? How 'bout 9/11? Still having fun? Didn't think so.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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when people say “be the bigger person,” i imagine physically growing until i am unstoppable.
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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if you see a very tall woman at the grocery store sweating and crying while trying to climb in with the frozen foods just leave her alone
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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these are my emotional support hundreds of CDs that I keep even though I don't have anything I can play them on
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
i don’t like to talk about myself a lot because my story is half way between a romcom and a cautionary tale
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
is 27 the oldest anyone has ever been?
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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mission impossible viral content has hit bluesky
this would be a perfect photo of the sun, if only some guy hadn't gotten in the way 🔭
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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i’m like if a hot girl stopped sending emails and started making colouring books instead
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
the phrase “knowledge is power” severely overestimates the power of knowing random trivia like “octopuses have beaks”. still waiting for that to help in battle.
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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November 28, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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this is an owl
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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I love drawing I love art I love making things
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
i like when a prophecy says someone is “the chosen one” with zero explanation of the selection process. did they win a raffle? was there a customer loyalty program?
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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wearing Chunk Taylors
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
the phrase “love conquers all” really glosses over the logistical nightmare of conquering anything. you try building an empire with feelings. Rome wasn’t built in a day but Cupid is out here shooting arrows like zoning laws don’t exist.
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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a video game where they replaced every pain sound with the entirety of johnny cash's i hurt myself today song
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
if witches rode Roombas instead of brooms, the entire vibe of Europe would’ve been different. less persecution, more polite beeping
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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the absolute fucking indignity of logging on to be silly and accidentally saying something insightful. serf, hand me the weed gummies, this status quo cannot be allowed to persist
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
pretty bold of history textbooks to be like “the Bronze Age ended”, as if bronze just clocked out and left a note that said “pursuing other opportunities”.
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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i consumed so much content yesterday. 37 content. probably take it easy today.
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
last year i was just doodling on my phone and this year i have 30 books available for sale
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM