Jack Samsung
@jacksamsung.bsky.social
I’m here to cook dinner and be nice.
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If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.
January 21, 2026 at 9:20 PM
If you’re a grown ass man in full tactical gear asking a child to show you ID or proof of citizenship you failed at life. Utterly & completely failed. Loser.
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hey, philly sports fans. come on down to the wells fargo arena to see your 76ers. franklin is faded off that shit that led to the collapse of the papal states and conducting a courtside digestif tasting for the fans. kelly oubre has fouled out. the vibes couldn’t be better.
November 13, 2024 at 2:50 AM
hey, philly sports fans. come on down to the wells fargo arena to see your 76ers. franklin is faded off that shit that led to the collapse of the papal states and conducting a courtside digestif tasting for the fans. kelly oubre has fouled out. the vibes couldn’t be better.
“me and my team would've killed Malachi Toney with hammers i can
tell you that much”
- Curt Cignetti
tell you that much”
- Curt Cignetti
January 20, 2026 at 2:07 AM
“me and my team would've killed Malachi Toney with hammers i can
tell you that much”
- Curt Cignetti
tell you that much”
- Curt Cignetti
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Mendoza clasping his hands and praying like he's gonna get that Tonka truck he asked for
January 20, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Mendoza clasping his hands and praying like he's gonna get that Tonka truck he asked for
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can already tell the first football player i’m gonna give my future nieces and nephews the “you just had to be there to see him” treatment over is matthew stafford
October 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
can already tell the first football player i’m gonna give my future nieces and nephews the “you just had to be there to see him” treatment over is matthew stafford
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If you vote for Gavin Newsom, I will kick you in the fucking dick, if you give a dollar to Matt Yglesias, I will kick you in the fucking dick, there is no negotiation with fascism, you do not need advice on fighting a dragon from someone who’s never even smelled the fire
January 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
If you vote for Gavin Newsom, I will kick you in the fucking dick, if you give a dollar to Matt Yglesias, I will kick you in the fucking dick, there is no negotiation with fascism, you do not need advice on fighting a dragon from someone who’s never even smelled the fire
Finally! News for guys!!!!!!!!!!!
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Finally! News for guys!!!!!!!!!!!
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when i was a kid my friend’s dad had a urinal in his home and to this day that is still the most divorced thing i’ve ever encountered
January 12, 2026 at 5:31 PM
when i was a kid my friend’s dad had a urinal in his home and to this day that is still the most divorced thing i’ve ever encountered
I hope Dylan Raiola switches his whole impersonation from Mahomes to Bo Nix.
January 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I hope Dylan Raiola switches his whole impersonation from Mahomes to Bo Nix.
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Donald Trump "looking very strongly at" appointing Jose Canseco to head of the Federal Reserve. "He's been very fair to me in the past," Trump told the media on Air Force One. "And frankly much more fair than the Tampa Bay Rays were to him."
January 12, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Donald Trump "looking very strongly at" appointing Jose Canseco to head of the Federal Reserve. "He's been very fair to me in the past," Trump told the media on Air Force One. "And frankly much more fair than the Tampa Bay Rays were to him."
Beanie: aka Bean Bean, Beantown Roberta, Bean Girl, Burrito, the Girl, Pig, Pig Pig, Pig Notaro, Pygmalion
January 11, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Beanie: aka Bean Bean, Beantown Roberta, Bean Girl, Burrito, the Girl, Pig, Pig Pig, Pig Notaro, Pygmalion
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Curt Cignetti’s philosophy in life is the ET hammers tweet.
January 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Curt Cignetti’s philosophy in life is the ET hammers tweet.
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The Confederacy, forever losers
January 9, 2026 at 4:30 AM
The Confederacy, forever losers
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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A thank you for making the Charity Bowl happen (and a handy suggestion for what’s to come)
April 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
A thank you for making the Charity Bowl happen (and a handy suggestion for what’s to come)
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rt @BunkiePerkins: Tommy Tuberville gets sworn in and the Capitol’s defense immediately falls apart.
January 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
rt @BunkiePerkins: Tommy Tuberville gets sworn in and the Capitol’s defense immediately falls apart.
What loser ass posting. I thought I was on LinkedIn for a second.
It's 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
January 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
What loser ass posting. I thought I was on LinkedIn for a second.
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The Trump administration is prosecuting journalist Tim Burke for exposing Tucker Carlson's whitewashing of antisemite Ye, formerly known as Kanye West.
Use our action center to tell lawmakers to speak up against @bubbaprog.xyz's prosecution.
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Tim Burke
Defending press freedom for the next generation
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December 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The Trump administration is prosecuting journalist Tim Burke for exposing Tucker Carlson's whitewashing of antisemite Ye, formerly known as Kanye West.
Use our action center to tell lawmakers to speak up against @bubbaprog.xyz's prosecution.
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I hope JMU faceplants huge in its big game tomorrow, then says fuck you, give us our money and we'll be back next year to take up another big-game spot. After all that was the Notre Dame business model for 30 years
December 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I hope JMU faceplants huge in its big game tomorrow, then says fuck you, give us our money and we'll be back next year to take up another big-game spot. After all that was the Notre Dame business model for 30 years
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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(J.D. Vance DMing a guy who tweeted that the jumping factory wouldn’t hire him because he was white) Please. Share your story. We can protect you
December 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
(J.D. Vance DMing a guy who tweeted that the jumping factory wouldn’t hire him because he was white) Please. Share your story. We can protect you
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carrie: big is moving to paris
bluesky user in her replies: plus there’s a CHEETO 😡 in the damn WHITE HOUSE 😡
bluesky user in her replies: plus there’s a CHEETO 😡 in the damn WHITE HOUSE 😡
December 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
carrie: big is moving to paris
bluesky user in her replies: plus there’s a CHEETO 😡 in the damn WHITE HOUSE 😡
bluesky user in her replies: plus there’s a CHEETO 😡 in the damn WHITE HOUSE 😡
Cool parts of living in the cool 100+ year old bungalow: beautiful, lots of windows, old neighborhood with cool local businesses all around.
Extremely uncool parts of living in the old bungalow:
The second it hits 50 degrees outside it is cold as fuck in here.
Extremely uncool parts of living in the old bungalow:
The second it hits 50 degrees outside it is cold as fuck in here.
December 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Cool parts of living in the cool 100+ year old bungalow: beautiful, lots of windows, old neighborhood with cool local businesses all around.
Extremely uncool parts of living in the old bungalow:
The second it hits 50 degrees outside it is cold as fuck in here.
Extremely uncool parts of living in the old bungalow:
The second it hits 50 degrees outside it is cold as fuck in here.