Bꪮꪮgeltechnꪮ (FSU 3-3)
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THIS IS MY PHILADELPHIA BAGEL CHART (subject 2 revision upon any revisit because anyone can have an off day) THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY BAGEL CHART IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE. MY BAGEL CHART, WITHOUT ME, IS USELESS. WITHOUT
HEADER ROW: 
Vendor	Neighborhood 	Crust (1-5)	Interior/Chew (1-5)	Schmear/Topping (1-5)	GRAND TOTAL

Knead 	Wash Square West	2	3	4	9
Kismet 	Reading Terminal Market	3	3	2	8
Market Bakery 	Reading Terminal Makert 	3	3	3	9
Philly Style Bagels 	Old City	2	2	3	7
Eeva	Olde Kensington 				
Kaplan's New Model Bakery	Northern Liberties	2	3	2	7
Bart's Bagels	West Powelton/South Philly	4	5	5	14
The Kettle Black	Northern Liberties	4	4	5	13
K'Far Cafe	Rittenhouse	4	2	5	11
Four Worlds Bakery	Squirrel Hill				
Philly Bagels	Southwest Center City	2	2	2	6
The Bagel Place	Queen Village				
Essen Bakery	Passyunk Square	4	5	5	14
Korshak Bagels	East Passyunk Crossing 	CLOSED	CLOSED	CLOSED	CLOSED
New York Bagel Bakery 	Overbrook Park 				
Vanilya Bakery	Passyunk Square 	4	3	4	11
Schmear-It	East Market 	3	2	2	7
Talia's	Olde Kensington 	5	3	5	13
Bagels & Co. 	Northern Liberties	2	2	2	
Slice & Schmear 	Passyunk 	2	1	3
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becoming the goose meme and honking “WHO PLANNED THOSE CALLS, JOHN? WHO PLANNED THAT?”

in any event, it is clear harbaugh yearns for the warm embrace of the sun’s surface
sarah ellison tweet: John Harbaugh was asked if Todd Monken called all three plays from the 1 yard line, or if John stepped in at any point.

"Those are the planned calls. Those are calls that get made."
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Joe Flacco 1-1, 4 yards; he's heating up, folks
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wats.ink
if you fire harbaugh after the 4th and 12 bengals debacle on new years eve 2017 and three straight seasons with no playoffs, then draft lamar, you probably have 1+ titles by now. lower floor and complete flameout possible but probably not with his talent.
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hm
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zay flowers has a shoulder injury, but john harbaugh is still going to roll him and other injured players out there without lamar jackson just before the bye week because harbaugh simply cannot pass up an opportunity to ~make things worse~
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strap john harbaugh to the first southbound csx train
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hi madi, i am in heeeevan now. so sorry i dyyyiiiid
james franklin against a blue background with a halo above his head
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i should take up chainsmoking instead
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going from disappointing orioles season to 2025 florida state/2025 ravens is not the emotional rollercoaster i needed, tbh
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zay flowers has a shoulder injury, but john harbaugh is still going to roll him and other injured players out there without lamar jackson just before the bye week because harbaugh simply cannot pass up an opportunity to ~make things worse~
bageltechno.bsky.social
zay flowers has a shoulder injury, but john harbaugh is still going to roll him and other injured players out there without lamar jackson just before the bye week because harbaugh simply cannot pass up an opportunity to ~make things worse~
bageltechno.bsky.social
a disappointing 3-3 start
florida state 🤝 penn state
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beating alabama was cool, but i'm fully out on mike norvell at this point
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love to watch florida state play football this is my favorite
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love to watch florida state play football this is my favorite
bageltechno.bsky.social
did washington square west just get buzzed by a fighter jet?

that was LOUD
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barts is slipping, sad to say :/
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THIS IS MY PHILADELPHIA BAGEL CHART (subject 2 revision upon any revisit because anyone can have an off day) THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY BAGEL CHART IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE. MY BAGEL CHART, WITHOUT ME, IS USELESS. WITHOUT
HEADER ROW: 
Vendor	Neighborhood 	Crust (1-5)	Interior/Chew (1-5)	Schmear/Topping (1-5)	GRAND TOTAL

Knead 	Wash Square West	2	3	4	9
Kismet 	Reading Terminal Market	3	3	2	8
Market Bakery 	Reading Terminal Makert 	3	3	3	9
Philly Style Bagels 	Old City	2	2	3	7
Eeva	Olde Kensington 				
Kaplan's New Model Bakery	Northern Liberties	2	3	2	7
Bart's Bagels	West Powelton/South Philly	4	5	5	14
The Kettle Black	Northern Liberties	4	4	5	13
K'Far Cafe	Rittenhouse	4	2	5	11
Four Worlds Bakery	Squirrel Hill				
Philly Bagels	Southwest Center City	2	2	2	6
The Bagel Place	Queen Village				
Essen Bakery	Passyunk Square	4	5	5	14
Korshak Bagels	East Passyunk Crossing 	CLOSED	CLOSED	CLOSED	CLOSED
New York Bagel Bakery 	Overbrook Park 				
Vanilya Bakery	Passyunk Square 	4	3	4	11
Schmear-It	East Market 	3	2	2	7
Talia's	Olde Kensington 	5	3	5	13
Bagels & Co. 	Northern Liberties	2	2	2	
Slice & Schmear 	Passyunk 	2	1	3
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are you fucking kidding me (they’re back)
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somehow... my Sansom Street clarinet nemesis has returned