Bageltechnꪮ (Sixers 9-8)
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Baltimore --> Philadelphia
Florida State / Let’s Go O’s
America's #3152057841 law boi
Florida State / Let’s Go O’s
America's #3152057841 law boi
Pinned
THIS IS MY PHILADELPHIA BAGEL CHART (subject 2 revision upon any revisit because anyone can have an off day) THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. MY BAGEL CHART IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE. MY BAGEL CHART, WITHOUT ME, IS USELESS. WITHOUT
what if the orioles had a baseball game today?
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
what if the orioles had a baseball game today?
a cozy candle has been lit in the office 💆♂️
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
a cozy candle has been lit in the office 💆♂️
crying/puking/shitting
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
crying/puking/shitting
SIXERS CRASHOUT TIME
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
SIXERS CRASHOUT TIME
on a related note, i couldn't afford to go home for thanksgiving during undergrad and the dorms closed. friends graciously invited me to their thanksgiving, which was my first southern thanksgiving, and let me tell you- deep fried turkey fuckin SLAP
looking forward to the sauerkraut and the lox spread at thanksgiving
(we suck at turkey, but i hope everyone who does not suck at turkey enjoys theirs)
(we suck at turkey, but i hope everyone who does not suck at turkey enjoys theirs)
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
on a related note, i couldn't afford to go home for thanksgiving during undergrad and the dorms closed. friends graciously invited me to their thanksgiving, which was my first southern thanksgiving, and let me tell you- deep fried turkey fuckin SLAP
looking forward to the sauerkraut and the lox spread at thanksgiving
(we suck at turkey, but i hope everyone who does not suck at turkey enjoys theirs)
(we suck at turkey, but i hope everyone who does not suck at turkey enjoys theirs)
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
looking forward to the sauerkraut and the lox spread at thanksgiving
(we suck at turkey, but i hope everyone who does not suck at turkey enjoys theirs)
(we suck at turkey, but i hope everyone who does not suck at turkey enjoys theirs)
Reposted by Bageltechnꪮ (Sixers 9-8)
Whoever did not eat a k'zayit of the bird did not fulfill their obligation.
The meritorious eat the bird until sleepiness overtakes them.
The meritorious eat the bird until sleepiness overtakes them.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Whoever did not eat a k'zayit of the bird did not fulfill their obligation.
The meritorious eat the bird until sleepiness overtakes them.
The meritorious eat the bird until sleepiness overtakes them.
guy at the coffee place i frequent mentioned the possibility of shrooms x philly thanksgiving day parade and i must say - go birds magic is alive and well in the city of philadelphia
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
guy at the coffee place i frequent mentioned the possibility of shrooms x philly thanksgiving day parade and i must say - go birds magic is alive and well in the city of philadelphia
i had a terrific time at the sixers game today (lifelong fan since 2023) even though they lost.
with that said, a lot of shots were bricks and the best way to fix that issue would be to hold a public trial for franklin the dog (criminal).
with that said, a lot of shots were bricks and the best way to fix that issue would be to hold a public trial for franklin the dog (criminal).
November 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
i had a terrific time at the sixers game today (lifelong fan since 2023) even though they lost.
with that said, a lot of shots were bricks and the best way to fix that issue would be to hold a public trial for franklin the dog (criminal).
with that said, a lot of shots were bricks and the best way to fix that issue would be to hold a public trial for franklin the dog (criminal).
had to slap a truck last night; gave the bird (go birds) to a car running a red light into the crosswalk this morning- philly drivers just stay home, imo
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
had to slap a truck last night; gave the bird (go birds) to a car running a red light into the crosswalk this morning- philly drivers just stay home, imo
thinking about wearing shorts this evening
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
thinking about wearing shorts this evening
two good friends from undergrad in town for PAX unplugged 🤠- i will roll one D20 (as a treat)
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
two good friends from undergrad in town for PAX unplugged 🤠- i will roll one D20 (as a treat)
you will be hearing from my attorney
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you will be hearing from my attorney
the first lawyer-brained person i ever encountered was my elementary school gym teacher who let us play dodgeball/dodgeball-type games so long as we did not call the game “dodgeball,” which obviously made it a different, non-dodgeball thing
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
the first lawyer-brained person i ever encountered was my elementary school gym teacher who let us play dodgeball/dodgeball-type games so long as we did not call the game “dodgeball,” which obviously made it a different, non-dodgeball thing
ball knowers tell me how to feel about the orioles dealing grayson rodriguez for taylor ward. i don’t get it!
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 PM
ball knowers tell me how to feel about the orioles dealing grayson rodriguez for taylor ward. i don’t get it!
kalaya absolutely snubbed by the tire people, but the silver lining is that reservations will probably remain at the inconvenient level and not go to the impossible level
November 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
kalaya absolutely snubbed by the tire people, but the silver lining is that reservations will probably remain at the inconvenient level and not go to the impossible level
i'm hearing that every restaurant in philadelphia except for pat's and geno's will get a michelin star this evening
November 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i'm hearing that every restaurant in philadelphia except for pat's and geno's will get a michelin star this evening
did papa ken burns hit us with “sarabande” at the end of this installment? thank u, ken
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
did papa ken burns hit us with “sarabande” at the end of this installment? thank u, ken
melancholy string music playing while the camera pans over a painting and while someone reads a historic letter? ken burns still got his fastball, babyyyyyy
PART II BURNSHEADS WE OUT HERE
Ken Burns American Revolution series, what up, BurnsHeads
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
melancholy string music playing while the camera pans over a painting and while someone reads a historic letter? ken burns still got his fastball, babyyyyyy
PART II BURNSHEADS WE OUT HERE
Ken Burns American Revolution series, what up, BurnsHeads
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
PART II BURNSHEADS WE OUT HERE
had some prints made from some film i shot over the summer and while i appreciate the clarity of digital stuff, i love da GRAIN
November 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
had some prints made from some film i shot over the summer and while i appreciate the clarity of digital stuff, i love da GRAIN
support labor; fund septa
SEPTA’s largest employee union votes to authorize a strike
After several years of one-year deals, Transport Workers Union Local 234 wants a two-year contract with wage increases and work-rule changes.
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November 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
support labor; fund septa
do you have a nice paper bag filled with other nice paper bags or are you still in your 20's?
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 PM
do you have a nice paper bag filled with other nice paper bags or are you still in your 20's?
Ken Burns American Revolution series, what up, BurnsHeads
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ken Burns American Revolution series, what up, BurnsHeads
the stupid philadelphia cop run got $67,685 in free, taxpayer-funded police OT while festivals had to cancel because they could not afford to pay rising OT costs out-of-pocket, you say?
Philly street festivals are shutting down over rising police overtime costs. But some groups don’t have to pay.
Philly elected officials, police-connected groups, and street festival organizers who cut special deals are exempt from tens of thousands dollars in city event fees inked to street festivals.
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November 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
the stupid philadelphia cop run got $67,685 in free, taxpayer-funded police OT while festivals had to cancel because they could not afford to pay rising OT costs out-of-pocket, you say?