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Jack Samsung
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I’m here to cook dinner and be nice.
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“Man I just needed NIL like Clark, smh”
“Who is going to do something about this??” Says the guy wearing the “IM IN CHARGE SHIRT:)”
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FWIW, shame doesn’t seed empathy, exposure does
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I spent my teens and early 20s convinced libertarians had it all figured out and the flag was about free speech. There’s a whole generation of red-purple-blue Southerners and it’s a reason for hope
I’ve only met one flat earther and he was a coworker who was ultimately fired for not doing his job for 90 straight days but blamed it on “woke.” Though ole boy could call six buddies with drill rigs and lay a ton of fiber in the ground if he actually wanted to try.
This is hilariously true.

I work on the construction side industry and the amount of times I’ve said “I cannot believe you are the person who is making sure we restore cell service for large swaths of the southeast”
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this tweet also remains the truest thing written about how the underlying architecture of the internet works
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It’s horrible. My heart will not make it to Sunday after USF/Memphis game.
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I think I’ve found the better your team is doing the more stressful each game becomes
I hate how big modern full size trucks are!! They are unsafe!!

(I have full size company provided work truck and I love driving around in my stupid couch on wheels all while knowing how unnecessary it is)
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Sterling Shepard had to tell Tez Johnson the MVP chants were for Baker Mayfield after the rookie's first NFL catch 😅
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usf and north texas absolutely love to turn the ball over. passionate about it.
I was about to ask who Lurch was. I have the sound off.
Sure Byrum. You got it man.
Please Bulls. The answer is for Byrum to do his best Cam Newton. It’s not hard. I promise.
USF is my team and I watched them in person rush for 400 yards and I still don’t know if they are ok on offense.

Still skeptical! Best sport.
Having multiple billion dollars to opt into being in charge of government over site committees.

Bunch of fucking losers.
This is Beanie at the kennel.
USF OWNER OF HORN BASED HAND GESTURES
HORNS DOWN LOLLLLLLLLLL
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Bill Belichick only scored 20 points against this wretched Charlotte team.
“Takin up a whole lot of my Thursday if I do say so myself, but enough about FSU’s conference schedule”