Jack Cuellar
@jackcuellar.bsky.social
Mixed Media Artist, Professional Uncle, Currently babbling about art and mailing postcards at https://www.patreon.com/TheJackCuellarPostcardSociety?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator
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was really overwhelmed with a desire to draw this. sorry
February 4, 2026 at 9:30 PM
was really overwhelmed with a desire to draw this. sorry
Anytime I see a picture of James Harden, I just think “I want to live in that beard.”
February 3, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Anytime I see a picture of James Harden, I just think “I want to live in that beard.”
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In honour of Melania, here's a reminder that the thing Kane is applauding in this popular gif isn't good. It's very bad! It's his wife singing poorly in an opera he paid for.
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in front of a crowd .
Alt: Orson Welles as Kane in evening dress, applauding too hard to hide his humiliation.
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February 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
In honour of Melania, here's a reminder that the thing Kane is applauding in this popular gif isn't good. It's very bad! It's his wife singing poorly in an opera he paid for.
The Bone Temple
January 28, 2026 at 7:05 AM
The Bone Temple
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Irrevocably and permanently damaging the civil rights of dozens of ICE guys by playing the Butthole Surfers' 1988 album "Hairway To Steven" from a boombox outside the Hilton Garden Inn in suburban Minneapolis where they're all staying. JD Vance does a tweet about it that starts "Wow. Really?"
January 26, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Irrevocably and permanently damaging the civil rights of dozens of ICE guys by playing the Butthole Surfers' 1988 album "Hairway To Steven" from a boombox outside the Hilton Garden Inn in suburban Minneapolis where they're all staying. JD Vance does a tweet about it that starts "Wow. Really?"
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People at taken to Whipple are released into the cold in whatever they were wearing without their phones and IDs. Volunteers meet them at release (or find them left in parks and the woods) get them a burner, warm clothes, food, a ride home, etc
(GFM in next post)
www.instagram.com/reel/DTzJde9...
(GFM in next post)
www.instagram.com/reel/DTzJde9...
January 26, 2026 at 1:39 AM
People at taken to Whipple are released into the cold in whatever they were wearing without their phones and IDs. Volunteers meet them at release (or find them left in parks and the woods) get them a burner, warm clothes, food, a ride home, etc
(GFM in next post)
www.instagram.com/reel/DTzJde9...
(GFM in next post)
www.instagram.com/reel/DTzJde9...
Out there, somewhere in the Multiverse, is the timeline where Texas elected Kinky Friedman governor in 2006 and we avoided all of this.
January 26, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Out there, somewhere in the Multiverse, is the timeline where Texas elected Kinky Friedman governor in 2006 and we avoided all of this.
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i’m gonna clockwork orange stephen miller but he just has to watch the episode of TNG where riker fucks the nonbinary alien
January 16, 2026 at 4:13 AM
i’m gonna clockwork orange stephen miller but he just has to watch the episode of TNG where riker fucks the nonbinary alien
Shoutout to @acollierastro.bsky.social for finally explaining Euler’s Number in a manner that penetrated my thick skull.
January 16, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Shoutout to @acollierastro.bsky.social for finally explaining Euler’s Number in a manner that penetrated my thick skull.
Deciding to volunteer as a ticket taker at my local historic movie theater’s screening of LABYRINTH is maybe the best mental health decision I’ve made in 2026
January 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Deciding to volunteer as a ticket taker at my local historic movie theater’s screening of LABYRINTH is maybe the best mental health decision I’ve made in 2026
Shout out to the person working for Kanopy who apparently programs movies based on them being in David Ehrlich countdown videos.
January 8, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Shout out to the person working for Kanopy who apparently programs movies based on them being in David Ehrlich countdown videos.
Happy 5th Anniversary to Bean Dad
January 5, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Happy 5th Anniversary to Bean Dad
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all this is both foolish and unnecessary
January 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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Social media isn't a great place for nuance or context, but despite that I want to take a moment today to talk about some of the things that made the MetroCard special in its day.
December 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Social media isn't a great place for nuance or context, but despite that I want to take a moment today to talk about some of the things that made the MetroCard special in its day.
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Jack Lemmon photographed by Gjon Mili on the set of The Apartment
December 25, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Jack Lemmon photographed by Gjon Mili on the set of The Apartment
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
I bet Elliott Smith would have been terrible at social media.
December 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I bet Elliott Smith would have been terrible at social media.
As a Christmas gift to myself, I’m watching the episode of Columbo where Patrick McGoohan plays a spy who kills Leslie Nielsen.
December 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
As a Christmas gift to myself, I’m watching the episode of Columbo where Patrick McGoohan plays a spy who kills Leslie Nielsen.
I’ve been in a real funky mood and was in no mood to be social tonight, so I’m home alone watching The Apartment.
This was the correct call.
This was the correct call.
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I’ve been in a real funky mood and was in no mood to be social tonight, so I’m home alone watching The Apartment.
This was the correct call.
This was the correct call.
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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where else are we supposed to extreme speed
December 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
where else are we supposed to extreme speed
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