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Rae.
@itsraebell.bsky.social
I do a lot—usually the most. ✨
probably running your favorite pages.
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Oh was I supposed to make a pinned intro? I’m married. Have 2 kids. Work at a marketing firm. I like to be in the bed and drink cherry coke. French 75s for a little razzle dazzle. 🥂
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Americans in our heads: Fuck you i won't do what you tell me
Americans IRL: yes boss
December 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Not that it will but the willingness of Americans to obey is a very funny contrast with our self-image and should probably prompt some reflection bsky.app/profile/jonf...
December 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“I woulda never laid up and had nine churren for NAN. NIGGA. RICH OR PO!” Is damn near my newest stim. Yuntie Tia is so damn funny!
December 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Don’t have a beard and full work benefits in the 8th grade and be playing on the B team.
December 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I would like my em dash back. 😒
please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy
December 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’m not a prude but like do we need to know ALL this about what you be doing in the bedroom ?
December 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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my rent payment = taking that chicken out the freezer & putting it in the sink (~20 minutes before she pulled up)
Did you have to pay rent as a teenager ?
December 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Hell, him just calling her name!!!
Also Rio calling Elizabeth "mamas" was...

yes, and not no.
December 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
At the rate we’re going, we’re gonna have to verify every photo/video. I work in social and still have to do this. It’s annoying, But mis/disinformation is so rampant (on purpose).
We're all gonna get got by the AI from time to time, but this is the right way to handle it.

Recognize the error, do what you can to reverse your role in spreading it, be vigilant going forward, and don't be one of the people who says "it's compelling even if it's not real, so what's the harm?"
took my repost and my like back off that AI video. i need to be more diligent about spotting fakes.
December 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Social media 😭
2. What are you good at that you don’t like doing?
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Hit the car wash and got an interior clean. 100% chance my sons will have to square up when I get home.
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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It's the kinda shade that you can't even get angry at, because what are you even mad at?

You gotta just cut them back (which he can't) or seethe 😂
Jennifer Lawrence is a menace
December 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
As someone currently wearing braces. Has she lost her damn mind?
She might as well get her lawyer fees together, bc this is going to be the exact video the prosecutor will use at her trial.
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Not being in the “WE” >>>>>>>
We don’t give Dro enough credit for his verse on Ain’t I
December 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Because ain’t shit funny up here.
December 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Wait is this everywhere ? I was just there and just put my stuff in the bags and left 💀
Five Below charging for bags, chile. Talmbout $.35. Girl, just give me my shit. LMAO
December 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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BE INTENTIONAL!!!

START NOW!!!
December 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Black woman
finish this sentence: the smartest person you know is a __________.
December 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
One thing I’m gonna miss when we move is not being close to the hole in the wall spot with the touch tunes. Because I’ll play Let it Whip in a heartbeat! 😂
I’m gonna show my age here but Let It Whip by the Dazz Band or the Gap Band You dropped a bomb on me…. Those were the songs in middle school
I saw someone ask this on Twitter last year. I’m revamping a couple playlists so #pleaserespond 😂:

If your friends lose you at a party or club, what can the DJ play for you to appear?
December 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
BIG CHUNE.
December 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Flex - Cupid (😂😂😂)
Anything by Young Dolph
Six 12s - Webbie
Are there skates?….Ain’t My Fault - Trouble

(*whispers* Set It Off - Boosie I knowwwww I know!)
I saw someone ask this on Twitter last year. I’m revamping a couple playlists so #pleaserespond 😂:

If your friends lose you at a party or club, what can the DJ play for you to appear?
December 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Yuntie Tia is a hoot fr. She’s so loud and out of pocket 😂
December 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Football career ✅
Actor ✅
Marry Kerry Washington ✅
Nnamdi Asomugha has quietly had one of the best lives ever lived.
December 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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And a gun section! You used to be able to buy a tv, a live lobster, shampoo, Oreos, goldfish and their tank, and a rifle at 2am 🤣
You might think it was a fever dream but Walmart did once sell Lobsters back and had fish tanks to buy pet fish
December 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Y’all remember when we called money “ends”?
December 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM