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Princey.
@princey5ive.blacksky.app
protecting Atlanta's old guard, one yeek at a time.
practice squad mascot for the Falcons.
🎓 Morehouse + Villanova. 🦁|🏹|🦂.
📍 your father's passenger seat. 🦄
📸: http://www.instagram.com/princey5ive
our dinner got comped b/c homie next to us was EXTREMELY musty. manager caught a whiff of the cloud and started apologizing profusely.
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 AM
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
i was stealing music before i started fucking, if you think i won’t go back home to live in piracy’s basement????????
Major record labels are reportedly pressuring Spotify, Apple Music, and other streaming services to raise subscription prices, saying current rates haven’t kept up with inflation, according to Financial Times.
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
now what in the fuck do the Iggles got going on???
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
left a dent in the spades table, this night is finished ✌🏽
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
definitely a pastor at heart. it's in him, not on him.
Jameis…..bruh 😂
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
we can argue about this until we are purple in the face, but there is absolutely *no* reason for the Dallas Cowboys to be playing "Ain't I" in that damn stadium
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
coat is NASTY 😰
Going to be fab in the living room and give all the kids a dollar or two.
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
brought the Zeke celly back. you could never make me hate football, even if it is the Cowboys.
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Post Malone said "left that rap shit alone, but the Pig-Pen aesthetic is here to STAY."
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
"has your booty always been that big?"

no, auntie. no it has not. now pls relax before i introduce your grandchildren to drugs.
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
*still* cannot believe Jerry Jones spent a whole billy on a stadium with sun glare problems that have caused HIS team to suffer greatly since it was opened.

wealthy men are not smart, please repeat after me.
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
the YNs behind me at the Bills game:
One of these old men in here is TORE UP 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
that Ray J video??????? kiss that joint custody goodbye, bucko.
November 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
whole lotta birds on the skyline rn.
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i knew it was something about you. discernment wins again.
pumpkin pie stays undefeated 😤😤😤
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
i don't think...... you should have...... told anyone???
did I ever tell y’all about that Thanksgiving my mama went to the hotel to beat up my auntie because she felt like my aunt hadn’t helped enough with my dying grandfather and the hotel room got trashed but my uncle, who’d slept with both of my aunts and my mama, managed to de-escalate

happy holidays
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
being away from bae for four days is wayyyyy too long. i think i'm about to go find another one, just as a stopgap.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
the weather went from "Princess Diana outfits" to "i bet you won't bring your ass out here with no coat" in literally 12 hours?????

can we just blow the planet up and start over pls???
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
make a cranberry WHAT??????
Cranberry sauce straight outta the can is trash—either make a cranberry salad or save that 89 cents, love. We don’t need your ridged cranberry gelatin on the dinner table.
5. What’s a controversial food take that you’d stand ten toes down and defend at all costs?
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
happy "ass gettin thiquer" day to all who participate 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
who making baby shower meatballs tomorrow (today)?? drop the location pls.
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
oh how i wish niggas could do this in real life.
Someone DM’ed me and said, “damn you fine as hell,” then proceeded to block me 😭💀
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
definitely unsalted butter. i swear it be hiding itself from me.
what's a thing you always buy because you think you're out then you get home and see you had it the whole time?

For me it's magic erasers.
there's a minimum of 6 boxes in the house rn 🥴
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"i suck at my job and i probably shouldn't have it" is quite the candid admission. you can always tell when somebody has never had to actually do shit before.
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM