Paul M 🤠
@infinitejest.bsky.social
Copywriter. Book lover. Sports keeno. Dog dad. Risen ape. History bore. Culture vulture. Bone-bound island. Has a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. Kobbie Mainoo FC.
Out of office about to go on for a welcome week off work for me 40th. Cotswolds first this weekend then lots of boring nerdy stuff next week. Kiss my face!
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Out of office about to go on for a welcome week off work for me 40th. Cotswolds first this weekend then lots of boring nerdy stuff next week. Kiss my face!
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At this point, I wonder if he isn't lying when he says he has "my highest Poll Numbers, ever" since it's entirely possible that's what his aides are telling him. It's quite likely that there's an entire Potemkin village built around Trump right now.
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
At this point, I wonder if he isn't lying when he says he has "my highest Poll Numbers, ever" since it's entirely possible that's what his aides are telling him. It's quite likely that there's an entire Potemkin village built around Trump right now.
Roll up, roll up, come see the world’s most wrong man.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Roll up, roll up, come see the world’s most wrong man.
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Here’s my CHRISTMAS GIFT TIP. You can buy all Michael Palin’s books and DVDs and suchlike off his website, and he signs and dedicates the item for no extra charge. Don’t say I don’t give you nowt. (I did this for my dad, and he didn’t notice the autograph on his Ripping Yarns.) themichaelpalin.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Here’s my CHRISTMAS GIFT TIP. You can buy all Michael Palin’s books and DVDs and suchlike off his website, and he signs and dedicates the item for no extra charge. Don’t say I don’t give you nowt. (I did this for my dad, and he didn’t notice the autograph on his Ripping Yarns.) themichaelpalin.com
Problem being everyone who supports him either already knows or doesn’t care that he’s a bigot.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
It was years ago.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
Not in a hurtful way.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
Not with intent.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
Not genuine abuse.
😮🫣😬😱 ~AA
It was years ago.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
Not in a hurtful way.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
Not with intent.
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?
Not genuine abuse.
😮🫣😬😱 ~AA
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Problem being everyone who supports him either already knows or doesn’t care that he’s a bigot.
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Somehow, we managed to reach Peak Manchester United and Peak Everton on the same evening, a stoppable force meeting an extremely movable object.
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Somehow, we managed to reach Peak Manchester United and Peak Everton on the same evening, a stoppable force meeting an extremely movable object.
Good from Everton and tenth-rate from United. Utter shite.
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Good from Everton and tenth-rate from United. Utter shite.
Foul throws now. Fucking dimwits.
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Foul throws now. Fucking dimwits.
Zirkzee is fucking useless man haha. You can only do the languid Berbatov bit if you’re actually good and effective like Berbatov.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Zirkzee is fucking useless man haha. You can only do the languid Berbatov bit if you’re actually good and effective like Berbatov.
Very pleasing to see how deeply sad and inadequate this utter cunt is 😃
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Very pleasing to see how deeply sad and inadequate this utter cunt is 😃
Can almost guarantee Everton will win 1-0 now btw.
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Can almost guarantee Everton will win 1-0 now btw.
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
Gueye’s head has left orbit at warp speed there hahahah.
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Gueye’s head has left orbit at warp speed there hahahah.
Kinda admire her madness as it is so close to logical and just misses every time.
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Kinda admire her madness as it is so close to logical and just misses every time.
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Lord Farmer said the #AssistedDyingBill is 'an atheist bill that assumes there is nothing after death.' If you hold a religious belief that means you do not want an assisted death, you have every right to live – and die – by that conviction. What you don’t have is the right to impose it on others.
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Lord Farmer said the #AssistedDyingBill is 'an atheist bill that assumes there is nothing after death.' If you hold a religious belief that means you do not want an assisted death, you have every right to live – and die – by that conviction. What you don’t have is the right to impose it on others.
Comfort rewatch of Tinker Tailor in progress here. The film. I’ll save the BBC series (both, maybe) for a rewatch over Christmas. Cold War-tastic.
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Comfort rewatch of Tinker Tailor in progress here. The film. I’ll save the BBC series (both, maybe) for a rewatch over Christmas. Cold War-tastic.
Think Frank wants some of this sandwich.
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Think Frank wants some of this sandwich.
"And now we move on to liars.."
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
"And now we move on to liars.."
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Turns out the media & most of Parliament is as out of touch with reality as Twitter. Dear England.
Why do people think England flags have been raised on lampposts?
White adults
National pride: 26%
Anti-migrant/minority sentiment: 49%
Both: 19%
Ethnic minority adults
National pride: 15%
Anti-migrant/minority sentiment: 55%
Both: 20%
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
White adults
National pride: 26%
Anti-migrant/minority sentiment: 49%
Both: 19%
Ethnic minority adults
National pride: 15%
Anti-migrant/minority sentiment: 55%
Both: 20%
yougov.co.uk/society/arti...
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Turns out the media & most of Parliament is as out of touch with reality as Twitter. Dear England.
Close to heroic this from Ireland considering they’re not just getting the shitty end of the stick but a big stick wholly made of shit.
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Close to heroic this from Ireland considering they’re not just getting the shitty end of the stick but a big stick wholly made of shit.
A genuine great imho
TOY STORY was released 30 years ago today. A groundbreaking work within the animation genre as well as the film that made Pixar a key Hollywood studio, the story of how it came to be is like taking a trip to infinity – and beyond…
1/55
1/55
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
A genuine great imho
Caught the cricket up. Do I not like that.
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Caught the cricket up. Do I not like that.
Bed heads: recently I've been adopting what I'm calling the 'folded flatbread' technique, in which the blanket is folded lengthwise into a C-shape facing out of the bed. The sleeper i.e. me or you (or them) is then wrapped in this cocoon of comfort. Try it amd let me know how you get on 👍
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Bed heads: recently I've been adopting what I'm calling the 'folded flatbread' technique, in which the blanket is folded lengthwise into a C-shape facing out of the bed. The sleeper i.e. me or you (or them) is then wrapped in this cocoon of comfort. Try it amd let me know how you get on 👍