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Paul M 🤠

@infinitejest.bsky.social

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Copywriter. Book lover. Sports keeno. Dog dad. Risen ape. History bore. Culture vulture. Bone-bound island. Has a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. Kobbie Mainoo FC.

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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 3h

His desperation is almost palpable. Hopefully he gets his fucking arse handed to him.

Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 1d

Strong agree.

Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 1d

Pls overdose asap you utter cunt

Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 1d

Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"

"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"

"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"

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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 1d

Lovely stuff.

Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 1d

Not slept too well or long the last few nights so hoping for a good one tonight so I can #excel and #succeed this week. The part of my grindset I call ‘relentless rest’.

Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 1d

In bed, headphones on, reading. 20:10.

a close up of a man 's face with a gray shirt on

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a gray shirt on

media.tenor.com

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Glen O'Hara @gsoh31.bsky.social · 1d

Let's just take a moment to reflect on the self-sacrifice and hope this person embodies - not the evil, hateful monsters thirsting for violence.

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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 1d

Deserved tbf. Well done everyone.

Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 1d

Miles Stain, more like!

Right?

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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 1d

www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

My Brother’s Keeper

Early in the Cuban Revolution, my mother made a consequential decision.

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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 1d

ffs. Get well soon dude.

Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 1d

It’s been almost 20 years since I read it but I vividly recall it was like bathing in champagne. Wonderful prose.

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 2d

Sure, but it’s not like still having a king in the 21st century isn’t quite silly itself

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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 2d

Quite impressive to be this bad at everything you try. Coke-addled fuckwit.

👑 Nullen, Biscuit Overlord. @nullen80.bsky.social · 2d

Alright, here it is.

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👑 Nullen, Biscuit Overlord. @nullen80.bsky.social · 4d

Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.

Comment says "this may be the worst thing that has happened to Charlie's Kirk this year."

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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 2d

Berlin now the top of the list. See you there!

Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 2d

It's between mine and Lou's birthdays so we're trying to suss a little day trip yep. Berlin on the shortlist.

Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 2d

Good. God. Yes.

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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 2d

The worse his polling the more desperate they’ll get. Lots more depths to sink to 😬

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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 3d

They’re letting this demented cunt play Grand Designs as busywork while Stephen Miller murders people in the Caribbean and tries to deport half the country. Absolutely mental.

Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 3d

Next he went to inspect his renovations at the Kennedy center

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Coates is Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 3d

Still terrifying

A pumpkin with a light inside. It has been carved with the words “inferring causation from correlation”

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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 3d

Professional footballer in 'being good at football' shocker.

UNITED TV⭐⭐ @unitedtv.bsky.social · 4d

These passes and ball control from Lisandro Martinez in training today 😭❤️ Cunha, Sesko and Mbeumo will eat good 🔥

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Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 3d

Ooh this is blummin good lads.

Paul M 🤠 @infinitejest.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe or maybe not, but he'll always be a massive fucKing prick.

Sky News @news.sky.com · 3d

Can Andrew still become King?

Sky's Royal Commentator Alastair Bruce explains what Andrew losing his 'prince' title means for the line of succession ⬇️

trib.al/PCitOP5

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