Paul M 🤠
@infinitejest.bsky.social
Copywriter. Book lover. Sports keeno. Dog dad. Risen ape. History bore. Culture vulture. Bone-bound island. Has a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. Kobbie Mainoo FC.
So there’s no accusations of favouritism:
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
So there’s no accusations of favouritism:
Think Frank wants some of this sandwich.
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Think Frank wants some of this sandwich.
🎶“Come get your black bin bags / They’re on offer ‘til December /
Come get your black bin bags / They’re long and black and slender…” 🎶
Come get your black bin bags / They’re long and black and slender…” 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
🎶“Come get your black bin bags / They’re on offer ‘til December /
Come get your black bin bags / They’re long and black and slender…” 🎶
Come get your black bin bags / They’re long and black and slender…” 🎶
"And now we move on to liars.."
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
"And now we move on to liars.."
"He used sarcasm. He knew all the tricks. Dramatic irony, bathos, puns, parody, hyperbole, litotes and satire. He was vicious."
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
"He used sarcasm. He knew all the tricks. Dramatic irony, bathos, puns, parody, hyperbole, litotes and satire. He was vicious."
For more visual learners, please observe *snaps out telescopic pointer* In this image, consider yourself the delicious filling and the blanket the flatbread *collapses pointer* Thank you.
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM
For more visual learners, please observe *snaps out telescopic pointer* In this image, consider yourself the delicious filling and the blanket the flatbread *collapses pointer* Thank you.
Can see their relative sizes here quite well. Stell is still proper muscly and dense mind haha.
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Can see their relative sizes here quite well. Stell is still proper muscly and dense mind haha.
With mash and neeps. And gravy. Fucking lovely!
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
With mash and neeps. And gravy. Fucking lovely!
Hard to decide who this is more embarrassing for
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Hard to decide who this is more embarrassing for
My darling best mate and wife-to-be’s birthday today. Infuriatingly she refuses to age while I’m degenerating at a frantic pace.
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 AM
My darling best mate and wife-to-be’s birthday today. Infuriatingly she refuses to age while I’m degenerating at a frantic pace.
To lose one prisoner may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness.
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
To lose one prisoner may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness.
Ooh this is blummin good lads.
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Ooh this is blummin good lads.
Another thoughtful gift today. Sage editorial advice from a great film made by my good lady’s own fair hand 🥰
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Another thoughtful gift today. Sage editorial advice from a great film made by my good lady’s own fair hand 🥰
Friends fear he was haunting the charity shops in town again 👀
October 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Friends fear he was haunting the charity shops in town again 👀
Viz from the month I was born. An excellent gift.
October 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Viz from the month I was born. An excellent gift.
Can believe that, brother.
October 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Can believe that, brother.
October 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
She’s finally here 😍 Happy Tommy P Day to all who celebrate.
October 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
She’s finally here 😍 Happy Tommy P Day to all who celebrate.
This album still has me by the neck a month later. I listen to it at least once a day.
PAUL RECOMMENDS.
PAUL RECOMMENDS.
October 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This album still has me by the neck a month later. I listen to it at least once a day.
PAUL RECOMMENDS.
PAUL RECOMMENDS.
They are occasionally nice though ✊🏻
September 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
They are occasionally nice though ✊🏻