Howard Dalton
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Howard Dalton
@howarddalton.bsky.social
· Nov 10
It’s 2:18 AM PST and I am in bed doomscrolling with a cat hbu
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Again, turkeys are 70-80% off from today onwards and last a year in the freezer.
If you’ve got a chest freezer in the garage that’s good soup, stew, and smoker meat for the whole winter for a really good price.
If you’ve got a chest freezer in the garage that’s good soup, stew, and smoker meat for the whole winter for a really good price.
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Again, turkeys are 70-80% off from today onwards and last a year in the freezer.
If you’ve got a chest freezer in the garage that’s good soup, stew, and smoker meat for the whole winter for a really good price.
If you’ve got a chest freezer in the garage that’s good soup, stew, and smoker meat for the whole winter for a really good price.
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Last year, right before we served the meal, my mom dropped the cooked mac and cheese on the ground and my sister then slipped in it, and tried to grab the counter for support, and put her hand in the just-out-of-the-oven stuffing instead.
Hoping for a similarly memorable but more calm day today.
Hoping for a similarly memorable but more calm day today.
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Last year, right before we served the meal, my mom dropped the cooked mac and cheese on the ground and my sister then slipped in it, and tried to grab the counter for support, and put her hand in the just-out-of-the-oven stuffing instead.
Hoping for a similarly memorable but more calm day today.
Hoping for a similarly memorable but more calm day today.
Fascinating overnight from Google in Russian
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Fascinating overnight from Google in Russian
Country is on the verge of become fascist while hemorrhaging money, resources,
and its integrity but the top 5 trillion dollar companies, all in the U.S., boast of record profits.
You don’t have to be a sleuth to figure this one out.
and its integrity but the top 5 trillion dollar companies, all in the U.S., boast of record profits.
You don’t have to be a sleuth to figure this one out.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Country is on the verge of become fascist while hemorrhaging money, resources,
and its integrity but the top 5 trillion dollar companies, all in the U.S., boast of record profits.
You don’t have to be a sleuth to figure this one out.
and its integrity but the top 5 trillion dollar companies, all in the U.S., boast of record profits.
You don’t have to be a sleuth to figure this one out.
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I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
July 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
Omg. It’s her epic poem. Y’all, Olivia Nuzzi thinks she wrote The Odyssey.
worst forest/trees problem in generations is that a canto is A SECTION OF A LONG POEM. THAT'S IT. YOU DIDN'T WRITE A CANTO BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THE WORD LOOKED COOL ON YOUR MEMOIR. CANTOS ARE POEMS. THAT LANGUAGE IS DYNAMIC DOES NOT MAKE YOUR SLAMBOOK A CANTO AMERICAN OR OTHERWISE
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Omg. It’s her epic poem. Y’all, Olivia Nuzzi thinks she wrote The Odyssey.
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If my partner were in the media and doing wildly unethical stuff for years I probably wouldn’t sit on it until I could use it to boost newsletter subscriptions.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
If my partner were in the media and doing wildly unethical stuff for years I probably wouldn’t sit on it until I could use it to boost newsletter subscriptions.
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this could be us but we playin with antivaxxers
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
this could be us but we playin with antivaxxers
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So. Can any of us look at our colleagues in the political press corps of Washington/New York and say, with a straight face, that none of *them* would do this? That none of them would hold important stuff back to their own benefit? Throw sources over to cultivate bigger ones? Fuck a subject?
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
So. Can any of us look at our colleagues in the political press corps of Washington/New York and say, with a straight face, that none of *them* would do this? That none of them would hold important stuff back to their own benefit? Throw sources over to cultivate bigger ones? Fuck a subject?
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And of course, if Lizza *isn't* lying, then Nuzzi has broken every concievable ethical rule in journalism: fucking subjects, freelancing PR work, betraying sources, running catch and kill ops, all while pretending to be an objective writer. It is an absolutely jaw dropping level of corruption
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
And of course, if Lizza *isn't* lying, then Nuzzi has broken every concievable ethical rule in journalism: fucking subjects, freelancing PR work, betraying sources, running catch and kill ops, all while pretending to be an objective writer. It is an absolutely jaw dropping level of corruption
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Reuters reached out to everyone that Trump or his subordinates singled out publicly for retribution, and reviewed hundreds of official orders, directives and public records. The result: the most comprehensive accounting yet of his campaign of payback.
www.reuters.com/investigates...
www.reuters.com/investigates...
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Reuters reached out to everyone that Trump or his subordinates singled out publicly for retribution, and reviewed hundreds of official orders, directives and public records. The result: the most comprehensive accounting yet of his campaign of payback.
www.reuters.com/investigates...
www.reuters.com/investigates...
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You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Wow. I have spent so much time and money here. Truly feels like a betrayal.
Wow. I have spent so much time and money here. Truly feels like a betrayal.
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Wow. I have spent so much time and money here. Truly feels like a betrayal.
Wow. I have spent so much time and money here. Truly feels like a betrayal.
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oh they definitely hadn't notified families yet
UPDATE: West Virginia governor tweets that there are conflicting reports of the condition of two national guard members, minutes after he posted that they had died
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
oh they definitely hadn't notified families yet
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I believe the word you're looking for is "fascist."
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I believe the word you're looking for is "fascist."
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When another boy has a box
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
When another boy has a box
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social, this “pick me gay” stuff is so damned embarrassing.
Republicans will absolutely fuck you over, and not in the party bottom way.
Republicans will absolutely fuck you over, and not in the party bottom way.
We all believe in improving efficiency, and a team genuinely focused on that could do a world of good.
But the DOGE we could have had is a far cry from the DOGE we actually got.
But the DOGE we could have had is a far cry from the DOGE we actually got.
November 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
@petebuttigieg.bsky.social, this “pick me gay” stuff is so damned embarrassing.
Republicans will absolutely fuck you over, and not in the party bottom way.
Republicans will absolutely fuck you over, and not in the party bottom way.
Just met a brand new dilf in the neighborhood and talking to him for < 5 mins has stirred some things in my decrepit soul ✨
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Just met a brand new dilf in the neighborhood and talking to him for < 5 mins has stirred some things in my decrepit soul ✨
About to make some controversial decisions re quantity of garlic in the Thanksgiving menu
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
About to make some controversial decisions re quantity of garlic in the Thanksgiving menu
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"A death-haunted Trump is fed a steady stream of AI-generated news and polls while he focuses 100% of his efforts on building a ballroom that would dwarf the rest of the White House while navigating a series of accellerating and hidden health crises" is my take on the current situation.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"A death-haunted Trump is fed a steady stream of AI-generated news and polls while he focuses 100% of his efforts on building a ballroom that would dwarf the rest of the White House while navigating a series of accellerating and hidden health crises" is my take on the current situation.
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At this point, I wonder if he isn't lying when he says he has "my highest Poll Numbers, ever" since it's entirely possible that's what his aides are telling him. It's quite likely that there's an entire Potemkin village built around Trump right now.
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
At this point, I wonder if he isn't lying when he says he has "my highest Poll Numbers, ever" since it's entirely possible that's what his aides are telling him. It's quite likely that there's an entire Potemkin village built around Trump right now.
What an exhausting pos this guy has been. Won’t regret his date with the worms one bit.
Now we have the president calling a female New York Times reporter ugly because he's mad about a story she wrote.
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
What an exhausting pos this guy has been. Won’t regret his date with the worms one bit.
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* Seven-layer dip is a result of the overlap between two food trends of the 1970s: Tex-Mex and elaborate Jell-O/aspic creations
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
* Seven-layer dip is a result of the overlap between two food trends of the 1970s: Tex-Mex and elaborate Jell-O/aspic creations