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Howard Dalton
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“People who love animals once loved people.” - Howard Moss
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Close up of label on a TRADER JOE’S dark chocolate peanut butter cup container.
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Wow. I have spent so much time and money here. Truly feels like a betrayal.
Two stalks of Brussels sprouts and container of dark chocolate peanut butter cups in the trunk of a car.
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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About to make some controversial decisions re quantity of garlic in the Thanksgiving menu
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Mood
Drawing of a male Neanderthal holding a cup of Starbucks coffee
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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MINE
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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A whirlpool washer that cost $1000 should not break after 14 months.
Free Speech by Norman Rockwell RIP Model number WTW8127LC
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I was introduced to him by Madonna’s “Erotica” video.
RIP
Still from Madonna’s video for “Erotica” she is sitting looking up at male models (one is naked) and Udo Kier
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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🙄
• The Trump family's fortune has fallen to about $6.7 billion from $7.7 billion in early September, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index.
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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☹️
Xmas tree, husband kneeling on floor next to it, my long winter nightmare under forced holiday ornamentation has commenced
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Oh?
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November 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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Legit quote - he knows
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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wut tf
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Hilarious
After the revelation of the study to the institute's staff, five potentially lost teaspoons were recovered from miscreant hoarders. Four of these were returned from areas far removed from their place of last observation; one had been missing for 20 weeks. No one admitted to the permanent removal of a teaspoon from the institute, and no plausible explanations were advanced for the high rate of teaspoon loss.
November 20, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Noted plagiarist interviews noted liar.
The Washington Post Opinion Salena Zito My unconventional interview with Trump The president's nimble approach helps remake American industry. Today at 6:00 a.m. EST
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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wtf is he wearing on his feet
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Fascinating turn of events from the woman who brought us “handcuffed to Twitter’s door wearing a Star of David”
Laura Loomer handcuffed to Twitter’s door wearing a Star of David and holding a megaphone
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Gizmo! That is not your house!
My cat on a neighbor’s patio roof My cat on a neighbor’s patio roof
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Damn. Three good poops within 15 minutes? You are my hero, buddy!

~ me, to my dog at the park
Black Labrador walking in wet green grass and silhouetted in the sun, trees are in the background
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Bruh.
"We have a big problem," I said. "Olivia is sleeping with Mark Sanford."
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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He’s greying right along us
Black Labrador looking at his daddy across the room
November 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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My tastebuds find this delicious and my nervous system thinks there might be narcotics in it so…
Olipop Classic Root Beer
November 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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goddamn
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November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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But it sure is fun imagining this in a breathy, aspirational Marilyn Monroe voice.
I could blame all who reached for it, who fired in my direction, who dove as it fell to the floor, who fought to wrest control of it, who rose to stand over me, who emptied the barrel into the parts of me that seemed still alive. But the violence began with the act that preceded the shots and the struggle. It began when I loaded a gun and set it on my nightstand. I loaded a gun.
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I recall seeing this poster at bus stops all over town
CHICAGO poster circa 1996
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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convinced not that he was wrong, but that he hadn't suff ciently appreciated his own rightness. Trump's cruelty and contempt had put Vance off; Thiel and company convinced Vance (by argument or example) that he was being too soft. They told him to listen to his own hate. That's how radicalization works.
November 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM