Archbishop Deshaies
@houcounterplot.bsky.social
God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors. Proud 5x recipient of the Orel Hershiser Award for Online Sportsmanship (2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023)
I hope Tennessee never wins a game again. Enjoy your miserable afternoon, you team-stealing sacks of shit.
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I hope Tennessee never wins a game again. Enjoy your miserable afternoon, you team-stealing sacks of shit.
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Counterpoint:
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Counterpoint:
Republican Party Democratic Party
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Lemon Party
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November 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Republican Party Democratic Party
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Lemon Party
I’m hearing from a reliable source that they also did the *checks notes* “ass to ass thing from Requiem for a Dream.”
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I’m hearing from a reliable source that they also did the *checks notes* “ass to ass thing from Requiem for a Dream.”
I just got home from Arby’s and am heading about some dick sucking among presidents. Can some explain to me what’s going on?
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I just got home from Arby’s and am heading about some dick sucking among presidents. Can some explain to me what’s going on?
All these folks are getting their feathers in a ruffle—come on, yall all knew dude was a weirdo when he was talking about “grab em by the pussy.”
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
All these folks are getting their feathers in a ruffle—come on, yall all knew dude was a weirdo when he was talking about “grab em by the pussy.”
Donald Trump went from “Celebrity Apprentice” to “Celebrity To Catch a Predator.”
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Donald Trump went from “Celebrity Apprentice” to “Celebrity To Catch a Predator.”
My guess is that this presidency ends on TikTok when Donald Trump is beaten up at a Walmart by a group called The Pred Squad.
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My guess is that this presidency ends on TikTok when Donald Trump is beaten up at a Walmart by a group called The Pred Squad.
My neighbor still has a Trump sign in her yard. Does she know she voted for a straight-up pedophile?
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My neighbor still has a Trump sign in her yard. Does she know she voted for a straight-up pedophile?
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I sure hope the people trying to take insurance away from sick people and food away from poor people will somehow feel shame for lying to Maggie Hassan.
Agree.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I sure hope the people trying to take insurance away from sick people and food away from poor people will somehow feel shame for lying to Maggie Hassan.
Me when someone gets the wrong order: “Bitch, have you ever even been inside an Arby’s? You have no idea how this shit works!”
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Me when someone gets the wrong order: “Bitch, have you ever even been inside an Arby’s? You have no idea how this shit works!”
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
Why can’t we find middle ground with the people who want to deprive us of healthcare? Why can’t we work with people who want to take food from poor people?
Shaheen: "When I talk to my constituents in New Hampshire, you know what they say to me? They say, 'Why can't you all just work together to address the problems that are facing this country?'"
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Why can’t we find middle ground with the people who want to deprive us of healthcare? Why can’t we work with people who want to take food from poor people?
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This deal is so bad that Mookie Betts is somehow now with the Senate Republicans.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
This deal is so bad that Mookie Betts is somehow now with the Senate Republicans.
Democrats are as stupid as Republicans are cruel.
November 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Democrats are as stupid as Republicans are cruel.
Finish this sentence:
With the first pick in the draft, the Houston Texans select ________________.
With the first pick in the draft, the Houston Texans select ________________.
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Finish this sentence:
With the first pick in the draft, the Houston Texans select ________________.
With the first pick in the draft, the Houston Texans select ________________.
It’s “Mr. McCormick,” if you’re Chasty.
The Astros have placed outfielder Chas McCormick on outright waivers, source tells @theathletic.com, along with John Rooney, Kenedy Corona, Luis Garcia and Pedro León.
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It’s “Mr. McCormick,” if you’re Chasty.
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CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
November 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
CNN ANCHOR: As President Trump's approval ratings drop, how can Democrats harness the protest movements we see today?
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: Well I call him President Parachute Pants ok? Too much ballroom. Yet he's fumbling the ball of protecting healthcare. So I urge all Americans to obey federal agents.
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Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla. 🫡
Duane Roberts, Inventor of the Frozen Burrito, Dead at 88
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Duane Roberts Billionaire Who Invented Frozen Burrito Dead at 88 Published November 2, 2025 9:51 AM PST Duane Roberts — the billionaire …
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Duane Roberts Billionaire Who Invented Frozen Burrito Dead at 88 Published November 2, 2025 9:51 AM PST Duane Roberts — the billionaire …
Duane Roberts, Inventor of the Frozen Burrito, Dead at 88 - Dining and Cooking
Duane Roberts -- the billionaire businessman credited with inventing the frozen burrito -- has died ... TMZ has learned.
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November 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla. 🫡
He’d keep his mouth shut! He’s no rat.
But 2025 Springer would know 2017 Springer was cheating.
November 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
He’d keep his mouth shut! He’s no rat.
Republicans fantasize about Donald Trump having a front row seat when Chuck sheepishly lowers his boxers, exposing his dick and balls? Does Donald get naked in the fantasy, too?
It’s not enough for Republicans to beat us at the polls—they want to beat us at the poles!
It’s not enough for Republicans to beat us at the polls—they want to beat us at the poles!
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November 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Republicans fantasize about Donald Trump having a front row seat when Chuck sheepishly lowers his boxers, exposing his dick and balls? Does Donald get naked in the fantasy, too?
It’s not enough for Republicans to beat us at the polls—they want to beat us at the poles!
It’s not enough for Republicans to beat us at the polls—they want to beat us at the poles!
Both the Dodgers and Blue Jays have a lot to be proud of. That being said, the 2017 Houston Astros would beat both of these teams in four games (with cheating) and five games (without cheating).
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Both the Dodgers and Blue Jays have a lot to be proud of. That being said, the 2017 Houston Astros would beat both of these teams in four games (with cheating) and five games (without cheating).