Archbishop Deshaies
@houcounterplot.bsky.social
God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors. Proud 5x recipient of the Orel Hershiser Award for Online Sportsmanship (2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023)
I drove by Moment’s Cabaret a few days ago and noticed a few motorized scooters out front and Cousin Ricky says they use up all the handicapped parking getting there for the early bird special.
@houcounterplot.bsky.social congrats on your new job at Culturemap. Arby’s will miss you
February 14, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I drove by Moment’s Cabaret a few days ago and noticed a few motorized scooters out front and Cousin Ricky says they use up all the handicapped parking getting there for the early bird special.
Cheater.
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Cheater.
Is a Seahawk even a real bird?
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Is a Seahawk even a real bird?
Anyone consider that he’s just upset because he thought Kid Rock was really a kid?
Angry old man weighs in from his Palm Beach country club.
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Anyone consider that he’s just upset because he thought Kid Rock was really a kid?
Apparently a Dallas affiliate aired the Kid Rock halftime show and it became the second-most watched program in Dallas history, just behind the Young Sheldon episode where Young Sheldon takes his shirt off.
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Apparently a Dallas affiliate aired the Kid Rock halftime show and it became the second-most watched program in Dallas history, just behind the Young Sheldon episode where Young Sheldon takes his shirt off.
Patriots tanking for a better draft pick?
February 8, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Patriots tanking for a better draft pick?
Fun fact: “Dallas” is the Cherokee word for “the inner lining of a dirty butthole.”
"Ain’t found nowhere like Dallas, yeah / And I doubt I ever will."
Want to live where Post Malone grew up? Here's your chance.
"Ain’t found nowhere like Dallas, yeah / And I doubt I ever will."
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February 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Fun fact: “Dallas” is the Cherokee word for “the inner lining of a dirty butthole.”
Buddy, ain’t that the truth!
(Not a good thing.)
(Not a good thing.)
"Ain’t found nowhere like Dallas, yeah / And I doubt I ever will."
Want to live where Post Malone grew up? Here's your chance.
"Ain’t found nowhere like Dallas, yeah / And I doubt I ever will."
bit.ly
February 7, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Buddy, ain’t that the truth!
(Not a good thing.)
(Not a good thing.)
Why does Australia dress like the Oakland A’s when their flag is blue?
February 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Why does Australia dress like the Oakland A’s when their flag is blue?
Wait… a child molestor AND a racist?
February 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Wait… a child molestor AND a racist?
Saved you a click: You can just cut a check straight to your republican congressman.
The new voucher system has left many questioning how to apply and what funds can be spent on. This guide provides the answers you’re looking for. bit.ly/3ZU5AYY
February 4, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Saved you a click: You can just cut a check straight to your republican congressman.
Joe Kelly? Nothing, I guess. I heard he went into hiding after Carlos Correa came back to town.
What did he do this time?
February 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Joe Kelly? Nothing, I guess. I heard he went into hiding after Carlos Correa came back to town.
Fleet-footed coward ass coward
(This is a tweet about Joe Kelly.)
(This is a tweet about Joe Kelly.)
February 3, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Fleet-footed coward ass coward
(This is a tweet about Joe Kelly.)
(This is a tweet about Joe Kelly.)
“Chase the fight?” Been there and done that. Carlos Correa chased Joe Kelly back to the Dodger dugout. Saw it with my own eyes. My mom did, too. If anything, Astros slogan should be: Joe Kelly ran from the fight.
February 3, 2026 at 11:16 PM
“Chase the fight?” Been there and done that. Carlos Correa chased Joe Kelly back to the Dodger dugout. Saw it with my own eyes. My mom did, too. If anything, Astros slogan should be: Joe Kelly ran from the fight.
Reposted by Archbishop Deshaies
JP France ass MF
February 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
JP France ass MF
Reposted by Archbishop Deshaies
hard to overstate just how much Houston nailed it with the dunking astronaut logo
February 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
hard to overstate just how much Houston nailed it with the dunking astronaut logo
Move their ass to OKC
NEWS from @bradyhenderson and me: The Seattle Seahawks will go up for sale after Super Bowl LX. They could set a record for an NFL team price: $7-$8 billion, per a rival team exec.
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sources: Seahawks will go up for sale after Super Bowl LX
The Seattle Seahawks will go up for sale after Super Bowl LX, league and ownership sources familiar with the arrangement tell ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Move their ass to OKC
Is our new guy Teng a thicc boi?
January 30, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Is our new guy Teng a thicc boi?
Wild week for JP—got DFAed and his college-aged kids won’t talk to him.
Kai-Wei Teng pitched as both a starter and reliever for the Giants. To make room for Teng, the Astros designated J.P France for assignment. bit.ly/4qbLZhU
January 30, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Wild week for JP—got DFAed and his college-aged kids won’t talk to him.
That’s it! I’m getting rid of all my Nicki Minaj CDs.
Nicki Minaj has received Donald Trump’s Gold Card, which grants her U.S. residency.
January 28, 2026 at 10:32 PM
That’s it! I’m getting rid of all my Nicki Minaj CDs.
Ted Cruz once fried bacon on an AR-15
Ted Cruz: "What I think the administration could do better is the tone with which they're describing this. Immediately when an incident like this happens, they come out guns blazing that 'we took out a violent terrorist. Hooray."
January 26, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Ted Cruz once fried bacon on an AR-15
Does anyone know if the Walmart on Fairmont is open? I don’t know how we managed to do it, but mom and I went through all 96 rolls of the emergency toilet paper we hoarded last Thursday.
January 26, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Does anyone know if the Walmart on Fairmont is open? I don’t know how we managed to do it, but mom and I went through all 96 rolls of the emergency toilet paper we hoarded last Thursday.