Archbishop Deshaies
@houcounterplot.bsky.social
God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors. Proud 5x recipient of the Orel Hershiser Award for Online Sportsmanship (2018, 2019, 2021, 2022, 2023)
I wonder if the Mets would be interested in a Christian Walker?
BREAKING: The Baltimore Orioles and Pete Alonso have agreed to a five-year, $155M contract, a source confirms to @ken-rosenthal.bsky.social.
December 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I wonder if the Mets would be interested in a Christian Walker?
Enjoy the off season with your very pretty and very talented billionaire girlfriend, Travis Kelce, you f**kin’ loser.
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Enjoy the off season with your very pretty and very talented billionaire girlfriend, Travis Kelce, you f**kin’ loser.
If you decline a bowl invitation—for whatever reason—you shouldn’t get invited to a bowl the following year.
The Notre Dame Fighting Irish will not play in a bowl game after not being selected to the College Football Playoff. 😳
(H/T @espn.com)
(H/T @espn.com)
December 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If you decline a bowl invitation—for whatever reason—you shouldn’t get invited to a bowl the following year.
My mom’s boyfriend, Glen: “Did you pee in my CPAP water chamber again?”
Me, a Republican senator: “I haven’t had a chance to review the specifics about this particular issue.”
Me, a Republican senator: “I haven’t had a chance to review the specifics about this particular issue.”
Media: “How do you feel about the 2017 Houston Astros scandal?”
Me, a Republican senator: “I haven’t had a chance to review the specifics about this particular issue.”
Me, a Republican senator: “I haven’t had a chance to review the specifics about this particular issue.”
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My mom’s boyfriend, Glen: “Did you pee in my CPAP water chamber again?”
Me, a Republican senator: “I haven’t had a chance to review the specifics about this particular issue.”
Me, a Republican senator: “I haven’t had a chance to review the specifics about this particular issue.”
Media: “How do you feel about the 2017 Houston Astros scandal?”
Me, a Republican senator: “I haven’t had a chance to review the specifics about this particular issue.”
Me, a Republican senator: “I haven’t had a chance to review the specifics about this particular issue.”
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Media: “How do you feel about the 2017 Houston Astros scandal?”
Me, a Republican senator: “I haven’t had a chance to review the specifics about this particular issue.”
Me, a Republican senator: “I haven’t had a chance to review the specifics about this particular issue.”
It’s hard to impress me. I’m a 5x winner of the Orel Hershiser Award for Online Sportsmanship, 2x winner of the Arby’s Man of the Year Award, Arby’s Hall of Fame Inductee c/o ‘19, and Sweetest and Most Handsome Boy I Know according to my mama.
@houcounterplot.bsky.social IMO, the only award more prestigious than the Ben DuBose Peace Prize is the Orel Hershiser Award for Online Sportsmanship
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It’s hard to impress me. I’m a 5x winner of the Orel Hershiser Award for Online Sportsmanship, 2x winner of the Arby’s Man of the Year Award, Arby’s Hall of Fame Inductee c/o ‘19, and Sweetest and Most Handsome Boy I Know according to my mama.
I decorated my mom’s Ford Taurus with Christmas lights and left it on all afternoon. Now the car won’t start and she’s going to miss Bingo Night with the girls. I’ve never seen her so pissed.
December 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I decorated my mom’s Ford Taurus with Christmas lights and left it on all afternoon. Now the car won’t start and she’s going to miss Bingo Night with the girls. I’ve never seen her so pissed.
I’ve been lined up outside of this Best Buy since 5PM and haven’t seen a single person—no one in line, no one in the parking lot, no one at all. What’s going on, Pasadena? Are we doing this Black Friday thing or not?
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I’ve been lined up outside of this Best Buy since 5PM and haven’t seen a single person—no one in line, no one in the parking lot, no one at all. What’s going on, Pasadena? Are we doing this Black Friday thing or not?
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Wow! Chocolate chip, snickerdoodle, AND sugar cookies? That’s quite a Listeria!
The flavor combines chocolate chip, snickerdoodle and sugar cookies.
Blue Bell drops its latest holiday flavor
The flavor combines chocolate chip, snickerdoodle and sugar cookies.
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Wow! Chocolate chip, snickerdoodle, AND sugar cookies? That’s quite a Listeria!
I am so excited about the Arby’s Christmas Party… I hope someone brings their Grok.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I am so excited about the Arby’s Christmas Party… I hope someone brings their Grok.
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everyone at the party five seconds after I prompt Grok to use the naughtiest words it knows
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
everyone at the party five seconds after I prompt Grok to use the naughtiest words it knows
🎵I'm bout that down-south city, where they show no pity,
Candy paint be lookin' pretty, makin' haters feel shitty 🎶
Candy paint be lookin' pretty, makin' haters feel shitty 🎶
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
🎵I'm bout that down-south city, where they show no pity,
Candy paint be lookin' pretty, makin' haters feel shitty 🎶
Candy paint be lookin' pretty, makin' haters feel shitty 🎶
I’ll be damned if I’m going to allow a bunch of commie liberals to move into my red state and try to make my public schools better!
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’ll be damned if I’m going to allow a bunch of commie liberals to move into my red state and try to make my public schools better!
I hope Tennessee never wins a game again. Enjoy your miserable afternoon, you team-stealing sacks of shit.
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I hope Tennessee never wins a game again. Enjoy your miserable afternoon, you team-stealing sacks of shit.
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Counterpoint:
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Counterpoint:
Republican Party Democratic Party
🤝
Lemon Party
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Lemon Party
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Republican Party Democratic Party
🤝
Lemon Party
🤝
Lemon Party
I’m hearing from a reliable source that they also did the *checks notes* “ass to ass thing from Requiem for a Dream.”
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I’m hearing from a reliable source that they also did the *checks notes* “ass to ass thing from Requiem for a Dream.”
I just got home from Arby’s and am heading about some dick sucking among presidents. Can some explain to me what’s going on?
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I just got home from Arby’s and am heading about some dick sucking among presidents. Can some explain to me what’s going on?
All these folks are getting their feathers in a ruffle—come on, yall all knew dude was a weirdo when he was talking about “grab em by the pussy.”
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
All these folks are getting their feathers in a ruffle—come on, yall all knew dude was a weirdo when he was talking about “grab em by the pussy.”
Donald Trump went from “Celebrity Apprentice” to “Celebrity To Catch a Predator.”
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Donald Trump went from “Celebrity Apprentice” to “Celebrity To Catch a Predator.”
My guess is that this presidency ends on TikTok when Donald Trump is beaten up at a Walmart by a group called The Pred Squad.
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My guess is that this presidency ends on TikTok when Donald Trump is beaten up at a Walmart by a group called The Pred Squad.
My neighbor still has a Trump sign in her yard. Does she know she voted for a straight-up pedophile?
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My neighbor still has a Trump sign in her yard. Does she know she voted for a straight-up pedophile?
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