HorseBag
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
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hell yeah this is sick
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
hell yeah this is sick
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Dragon's Lair for someone who has recently experienced a CTE
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Dragon's Lair for someone who has recently experienced a CTE
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She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
October 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.
Using this as a teaching moment to show my terrible daughter how to obtain beans
A grain bin filled with soybeans collapsed in Iroquois County, Illinois, taking out power lines but causing no injuries.
October 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Using this as a teaching moment to show my terrible daughter how to obtain beans
Got icing all over my hands... I'm the worst
May 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Got icing all over my hands... I'm the worst
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
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an orb is a sphere with a sinister secret
July 27, 2023 at 12:56 AM
an orb is a sphere with a sinister secret
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31 years ago this extraordinary woman burned her career and life to the ground to speak out against a horrific, massive crime against children. And she was a hell of an artist. A blazing soul. RIP
July 26, 2023 at 6:07 PM
31 years ago this extraordinary woman burned her career and life to the ground to speak out against a horrific, massive crime against children. And she was a hell of an artist. A blazing soul. RIP
*walks your jewels*
*brings your stones to a dead fucking stop*
*unparks your linkin*
July 26, 2023 at 4:05 AM
*walks your jewels*
Oh no I'm hell of splifficated bro
"discombobulate" is the sole survivor of the 1830s American fad for fake compound words in the style of mock Latin. Others that petered out with time were "scrumplicate" for eat, "spifflicate" for confuse, and the incandescent "absquatulate" for quit or abandon.
July 25, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Oh no I'm hell of splifficated bro
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