dr. bitch
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just a phd student who’s trying their best 👍🏻 (they/she)
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due to personal reasons i need to lay down for 7 years
unfortunately i don’t know how to stop saying “that’s a problem for future me” about things i should definitely be worried about at present
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saying must be a full moon to the ups guy every day and not elaborating
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i hope more than anything what people learn from this 2nd trump term is that the capitalist class are aligned and they want you to have less rights and only want you to exist to generate profit for them
“I recommend being in the office at least every weekday,” Sergey Brin, co-founder of Google, wrote in a memo. He added that “60 hours a week is the sweet spot of productivity.” nyti.ms/41yElFc
Sergey Brin in a crowd. A headline reads: “Google Co-Founder Urges Workers to the Office ‘at Least' Every Weekday.” Photo credit: Pool photo by Julia Demaree Nikhinson.
i’ve actually just been wandering around in the woods the last month or so and just now found my way back home. hope i didn’t miss anything
when i get what i want but it turns out it’s not what i need
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is it considered polite to warn your dentist about the cyanide tooth
i saw ur cruel quip and was just wondering if u ever thought about fundamentally changing as a person
as u will see on my résumé, my skills include worrying myself sick about things out of my control, creating problems out of nothing, and proficiency in microsoft excel
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[nodding thoughtfully] i don’t get it
drinking enough caffeine to develop a previously undiscovered anxiety disorder
my 5 year plan is to fuck around for 4 years and then rly lock in year 5
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sometimes i look at my dog and think, "wow i can't believe i carried her in my belly for 9 months"
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sorry for finding meaning in everything that’s my bad
today my therapist will learn that there are weeks where decades happen
a dear friend of mine in Beirut is in need of help securing housing amidst the ongoing aggression. it would mean the world to me if you’d consider supporting their campaign if you’re able and sharing to spread reach <3
https://gofund.me/7baaf5fe
t.co
so happy to see you on my phone again <33
life sure has been happening a lot lately
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does anybody know if everything will be ok in the end
the bluesky app as i redownloaded it:
a screencap from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia showing Frank Reynolds on the phone with the caption “Ha. So you come crawling back, you cheap sack of shit.”
no i don’t know what i’m doing but i do know i’m doing it with love in my heart
yea i’ll be ok i just need 7 to 10 years to get over it