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here to sky!
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i’m just going to assume the 90% of pages that they blacked out is ONLY donald trump
December 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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One of the ways you can tell America is stronger than ever is that it’s almost Christmas and all anyone is talking about is a heavily redacted set of documents about sex monsters
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
girlfriend is mad at me cuz i want to by some frankincense
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I have a feeling covering up every scrap of information about the pedophile who the president's base is worried pulled off a massive conspiracy will be the end of the matter
December 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
forget it, jake. it's candyland.
December 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
utterly incapable of grace
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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I have several ways Elon could earn my trust and get me back on Twitter but unfortunately I am prevented by Bluesky’s terms of service from listing them
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.

They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Sir, that’s a child and I hate to say this but I could beat him in a fight with almost no effort.
December 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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anyone who is talking about leftist extremists in a serious way is a republican
December 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
this is not an anti-woke take. im fine that they changed the name of sitting cross-legged, but criss-cross applesauce has GOT to go. sounds dumb as hell.
December 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Pardon me, but *holy shit* chicago.suntimes.com/the-watchdog...
December 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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In fairness I would also look fucking murderously possessed crazy style if like the dumbest moron in the whole entire world asked me “hey you’re into god or whatever. So it’s chill a guy murdered your husband?” I’m giving her a pass on this one
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Looming over all the details here of dishonesty, etc. is that in the first weeks of the Administration's deportion push, they deported a man in error.

And rather than simply admit that and bring him back, they have gone to Kafka-esque lengths to punish him for the effrontery of being innocent.
BREAKING: Judge Paula Xinis orders the immediate release of Kilmar Abrego Garcia from immigration custody
December 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Yep. Murder.
I mean, this is an execution
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Posting this as a side by side to really hammer the point home
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
truly it is the story of the year
Why is no one discussing the fact that Kate Beckinsale’s daughter’s boyfriend has laid two eggs?! We’re focusing on the wrong story!
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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i feel…nuts
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Curb music plays
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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It’s wild that you can just openly bribe the President of the United States with chunks of gold to get
whatever you want, it’s fine, you don’t have to hide it, just say “I am bribing the President with gold,” zero consequences.
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.

How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.

www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM