Robert Hiltz
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The Toronto Blue Jays have blasted out a signal of intent to the other teams in Major League Baseball. Good goddamn lord!
📸 @padres.com
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Hail Ceaser!
Cease to resist givin' my goodbye, drive my car into the ocean, you think I'm dead but I sail away...
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November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The Toronto Blue Jays have blasted out a signal of intent to the other teams in Major League Baseball. Good goddamn lord!
📸 @padres.com
📸 @padres.com
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sorting all my hobbies into right and left coded categories, like a normal person
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
sorting all my hobbies into right and left coded categories, like a normal person
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Well.
Well.
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Well.
Well.
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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GAWKER! thou shouldst be living at this hour
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
GAWKER! thou shouldst be living at this hour
I just don’t get why you’d release the worst part of a book as an excerpt?
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I just don’t get why you’d release the worst part of a book as an excerpt?
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
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Of the many Remembrance Day stories i wrote, this was my favourite ottawacitizen.com/news/local-n...
Known unto God: How Canadians embraced their Unknown Soldier
The tomb has become so central to Canadians' remembrance, it has in many ways surpassed the National War Memorial.
ottawacitizen.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Of the many Remembrance Day stories i wrote, this was my favourite ottawacitizen.com/news/local-n...
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Lansdowne 1.0: What went right, what went wrong ottawacitizen.com/news/lansdow...
November 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Lansdowne 1.0: What went right, what went wrong ottawacitizen.com/news/lansdow...
Kinda needed this particular conversation
The Jays got as close to winning a World Series as physically possible. But, as I'm sure I don't need to tell you, they did not win.
So this week @nickashbourne.bsky.social and I talk about the playoff ride, an instant classic of a World Series, and heartbreaking defeat.
Have a listen! 👇
So this week @nickashbourne.bsky.social and I talk about the playoff ride, an instant classic of a World Series, and heartbreaking defeat.
Have a listen! 👇
🎧BJHH: 202 - Golden Slumbers/Carry That Weight/The End
The 2025 Toronto Blue Jays got literally as close to winning a World Series as physically possible.
stoeten.substack.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Kinda needed this particular conversation
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Turning this off. i thought this was supposed to be about an escape from alcatraz..
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Turning this off. i thought this was supposed to be about an escape from alcatraz..
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You can, in fact, go home again open.substack.com/pub/fairserv...
Fortune's always hiding
I'm forever blowing bubbles
open.substack.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
You can, in fact, go home again open.substack.com/pub/fairserv...
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
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A tremendous World Series decided by the slimmest of margins. Not at all sure the better team won, but that’s baseball. The Blue Jays were fierce, and I’m a bit heartbroken for all the Jays fans in my feed and orbit — Toronto folks have been supportive and awesome to me going back over a decade.
November 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
A tremendous World Series decided by the slimmest of margins. Not at all sure the better team won, but that’s baseball. The Blue Jays were fierce, and I’m a bit heartbroken for all the Jays fans in my feed and orbit — Toronto folks have been supportive and awesome to me going back over a decade.
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The silliest part of the Drake/Kendrick feud is the presumption that Toronto likes Drake…
November 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The silliest part of the Drake/Kendrick feud is the presumption that Toronto likes Drake…
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It was a magical ride with all of you.
Our city, our home, our fans showed up on the grand stage...and we couldn't be prouder.
Our city, our home, our fans showed up on the grand stage...and we couldn't be prouder.
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It was a magical ride with all of you.
Our city, our home, our fans showed up on the grand stage...and we couldn't be prouder.
Our city, our home, our fans showed up on the grand stage...and we couldn't be prouder.
I do wish the Jays had won though. I wanted to call my mom and wake her up to tell her the Jays won, the same way I woke up as a six year old to her scream when Joe Carter hit The home run.
November 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I do wish the Jays had won though. I wanted to call my mom and wake her up to tell her the Jays won, the same way I woke up as a six year old to her scream when Joe Carter hit The home run.
Beating the Yankees was incredible (“Start speeding the news, bitches, we’re going!) , beating the Mariners in seven made me leave my body. This series was excruciating, but I’ve never loved the sport more.
November 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Beating the Yankees was incredible (“Start speeding the news, bitches, we’re going!) , beating the Mariners in seven made me leave my body. This series was excruciating, but I’ve never loved the sport more.