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Dragged kicking and screaming into the century of the fruit bat
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Santa Tweet! Santa Tweet!
December 24, 2023 at 6:32 PM
Santa Tweet! Santa Tweet!
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Weird that we have a planet-wide magnetic defense system that self activates when the sun decides to attack but it is very pretty
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Weird that we have a planet-wide magnetic defense system that self activates when the sun decides to attack but it is very pretty
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
This years White House Historical Association ornament is BLEAK
October 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This years White House Historical Association ornament is BLEAK
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Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need theonion.com/man-rel...
August 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Man Relaxing His Overwhelming Anxiety For Just A Moment Finally Gives Pack Of Coyotes The Opening They Need theonion.com/man-rel...
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this is too good not to share.
April 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
this is too good not to share.
Is cryptocurrency fraud sort of like saying ATM machine? Wise words, @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
April 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Is cryptocurrency fraud sort of like saying ATM machine? Wise words, @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
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Adjusting her red cap, “I never thought Leopard Seals would eat my face,” says a sullen Petrel who voted for the Leopard Seal Face Eating Party.
April 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Adjusting her red cap, “I never thought Leopard Seals would eat my face,” says a sullen Petrel who voted for the Leopard Seal Face Eating Party.
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We might have FINALLY met our match…
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
November 19, 2024 at 7:47 PM
We might have FINALLY met our match…
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
Hey girl, who cooks for you? Who cooks for you all?
January 31, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Hey girl, who cooks for you? Who cooks for you all?
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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My father would womanize, he would start land wars with Denmark. He would make outrageous claims like claiming ownership of Greenland. Sometimes he would refer to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America.
January 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My father would womanize, he would start land wars with Denmark. He would make outrageous claims like claiming ownership of Greenland. Sometimes he would refer to the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America.
Let me put forward another suggestion: that you are nothing more than a lucky species of ape that is trying to understand the complexities of creation via a language that evolved in order to tell one another where the ripe fruit was.
-Terry Pratchett, “Death and What Comes Next”
-Terry Pratchett, “Death and What Comes Next”
December 12, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Let me put forward another suggestion: that you are nothing more than a lucky species of ape that is trying to understand the complexities of creation via a language that evolved in order to tell one another where the ripe fruit was.
-Terry Pratchett, “Death and What Comes Next”
-Terry Pratchett, “Death and What Comes Next”
“If you’re frustrated by all of this, that’s because adding friction to some choices and removing it from others is how consumer businesses change your behavior.”
This piece explains SO MUCH
This piece explains SO MUCH
Welcome to holiday travel season. I have a new feature out today about how and why flying has gotten so much better and so much worse, depending where you sit on the plane. Gift link! www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
Why ‘Premiumization’ Has Made Flying So Much Better—and Worse
The front of the plane is now a haven of luxury, while coach has turned into a low-cost shakedown. The real winner: Airlines.
www.bloomberg.com
November 26, 2024 at 1:05 AM
“If you’re frustrated by all of this, that’s because adding friction to some choices and removing it from others is how consumer businesses change your behavior.”
This piece explains SO MUCH
This piece explains SO MUCH
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Women’s FITSPO meals: beautiful seared salmon on a bed of arugula w seeds, homemade goddess dressing, cloud-bread focaccia w tomato and basil, a mocktail w cucumber and lime
Men’s FITSPO meal: ground beef in a skillet w blueberries and raw oats, like something you’d feed a dog with skin allergies
Men’s FITSPO meal: ground beef in a skillet w blueberries and raw oats, like something you’d feed a dog with skin allergies
September 17, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Women’s FITSPO meals: beautiful seared salmon on a bed of arugula w seeds, homemade goddess dressing, cloud-bread focaccia w tomato and basil, a mocktail w cucumber and lime
Men’s FITSPO meal: ground beef in a skillet w blueberries and raw oats, like something you’d feed a dog with skin allergies
Men’s FITSPO meal: ground beef in a skillet w blueberries and raw oats, like something you’d feed a dog with skin allergies
This is my Tom Holland lip synching to Umbrella
Just to make things clear, this might be the best-timed shot in science TV history. In the BBC series "Connections", James Burke points to a rocket just as it launches. It was filmed on August 20, 1977, during the launch of Voyager 2 spacecraft. 🧪🚀
September 11, 2024 at 11:58 PM
This is my Tom Holland lip synching to Umbrella
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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
July 4, 2024 at 1:04 PM
July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)
The #popculturehappyhour recommendation of Chappell Roan’s album has brought me such joy this week! (Because i apparently learn about new music exclusively from NPR now)
May 3, 2024 at 2:00 PM
The #popculturehappyhour recommendation of Chappell Roan’s album has brought me such joy this week! (Because i apparently learn about new music exclusively from NPR now)
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there is an overwhelming probability that this is the first time Trump is actually seeing many or most of these memes
April 16, 2024 at 7:41 PM
there is an overwhelming probability that this is the first time Trump is actually seeing many or most of these memes
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April 3, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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I DONT WANT TO HAVE HER DO AN ENTIRE ALBUM ABOUT ME WE HAVE TO WIN
February 12, 2024 at 1:13 AM
I DONT WANT TO HAVE HER DO AN ENTIRE ALBUM ABOUT ME WE HAVE TO WIN
Waiting to see who has the budget for the cast of “The Office”
Just bring "30 Rock" back, cowards. [Tonight's Super Bowl is brought to you by NBC's '00s comedy lineup.]
Just bring "Parks & Rec" back, you cowards.
February 12, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Waiting to see who has the budget for the cast of “The Office”