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would you know my name
if you shot me in the face in heaven
if you shot me in the face in heaven
November 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
would you know my name
if you shot me in the face in heaven
if you shot me in the face in heaven
"Palantir Technologies: The Future Will Never Surprise You Again."
Rarely does a podcast ad chill me to my very core.
Rarely does a podcast ad chill me to my very core.
October 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"Palantir Technologies: The Future Will Never Surprise You Again."
Rarely does a podcast ad chill me to my very core.
Rarely does a podcast ad chill me to my very core.
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made this at 5am idk
October 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
made this at 5am idk
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I've never seen Step Brothers. And I think it's more fun to be able to say that and get reactions than I could ever have watching Step Brothers.
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
October 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I've never seen Step Brothers. And I think it's more fun to be able to say that and get reactions than I could ever have watching Step Brothers.
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"please rate your package delivery" i mean ill click the smiley face because i assume it impacts the poor bastard who delivered it but i must impress upon you that forcing both him and i into this situation is an act of utter inhumanity and furthermore that god frowns upon your deeds
September 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"please rate your package delivery" i mean ill click the smiley face because i assume it impacts the poor bastard who delivered it but i must impress upon you that forcing both him and i into this situation is an act of utter inhumanity and furthermore that god frowns upon your deeds
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You know who else didn’t have any amendments? Jesus
Really makes you think
Really makes you think
September 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
You know who else didn’t have any amendments? Jesus
Really makes you think
Really makes you think
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
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Choose the form of the Destructor!
September 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Choose the form of the Destructor!
Pushing Daises.
Wonderfalls. (All the Bryan Fuller)
Tucker.
Andy Richter Controls the Universe.
Wonderfalls. (All the Bryan Fuller)
Tucker.
Andy Richter Controls the Universe.
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.
What's yours?
What's yours?
September 13, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Pushing Daises.
Wonderfalls. (All the Bryan Fuller)
Tucker.
Andy Richter Controls the Universe.
Wonderfalls. (All the Bryan Fuller)
Tucker.
Andy Richter Controls the Universe.
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So how are all my former gifted and talented kids who used to read several books a day and now rot their faculties doomscrolling while ignoring a TV show doing tonight
September 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
So how are all my former gifted and talented kids who used to read several books a day and now rot their faculties doomscrolling while ignoring a TV show doing tonight
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Conservatives are always like, "How will I explain men kissing to my kids?" but that's easy, two guys in love. Having to explain Pepe memes to your kids and giving them their first taste of online brainrot is truly heartbreaking
September 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Conservatives are always like, "How will I explain men kissing to my kids?" but that's easy, two guys in love. Having to explain Pepe memes to your kids and giving them their first taste of online brainrot is truly heartbreaking
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The point shouldn’t be he wasn’t an asshole so he shouldn’t have been shot, it should be we don’t condone extrajudicial killings of people just because we think that they’re assholes.
September 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The point shouldn’t be he wasn’t an asshole so he shouldn’t have been shot, it should be we don’t condone extrajudicial killings of people just because we think that they’re assholes.
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how does one continue getting up in the morning and going to a job, how do you teach kids right from wrong or dispense advice about how to navigate this world? magnificent, truly
September 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
how does one continue getting up in the morning and going to a job, how do you teach kids right from wrong or dispense advice about how to navigate this world? magnificent, truly
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You see, it's not the absence of the lowest common denominator that oppresses them, it's the existence of anything else
August 31, 2025 at 9:28 AM
You see, it's not the absence of the lowest common denominator that oppresses them, it's the existence of anything else
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Oh you're a centrist? Name three marginalized groups you are willing to strip of rights to defeat fascism
August 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Oh you're a centrist? Name three marginalized groups you are willing to strip of rights to defeat fascism
Brennan Johnson is the Chris Carter of wingers.
August 23, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Brennan Johnson is the Chris Carter of wingers.
*nervously* The press looks good!
August 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
*nervously* The press looks good!
When you're driving, and it's dark, and you grab and eat the last potato wedge, but, you did not know it was the last potato wedge until it was gone. 😢
August 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
When you're driving, and it's dark, and you grab and eat the last potato wedge, but, you did not know it was the last potato wedge until it was gone. 😢
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Sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to delete it.
August 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Sorry I'm sorry I'm trying to delete it.