Hellerbee
@hellerbee.bsky.social
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"How does it not know what it is?"
"How does it not know what it is?"
Can you believe Musk doesn't even have a favorite Homestuck character?
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Can you believe Musk doesn't even have a favorite Homestuck character?
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Video game where you are a pair of ragdoll cats who must heist a mystical Egyptian cat statue from the British Museum.
You have to stake out the place, figure out a plan, execute it flawlessly etc. While being cats.
You have to stake out the place, figure out a plan, execute it flawlessly etc. While being cats.
October 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Video game where you are a pair of ragdoll cats who must heist a mystical Egyptian cat statue from the British Museum.
You have to stake out the place, figure out a plan, execute it flawlessly etc. While being cats.
You have to stake out the place, figure out a plan, execute it flawlessly etc. While being cats.
The Soup will continue until morale improves.
soup of the day: a dairy free and gluten free contender playswellwithbutter.com/vegan-lentil...
October 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The Soup will continue until morale improves.
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So he sez to me, he sez, "I'm a leg man."
Hahaha, I love this photo of a snake nerd researcher from the Phoenix Herpetological Society using a fake leg to step on rattlesnakes & see how likely they are to bite. He "stepped" on 175 of them, and was bitten by only SIX. Snakes desperately want to just get away! 🐍🧪
www.npr.org/2024/05/17/1...
www.npr.org/2024/05/17/1...
August 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
So he sez to me, he sez, "I'm a leg man."
Smart move.
My boss is a nice guy, but when they were handing out brains, he took a hard pass.
August 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Smart move.
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Idk sorry I was just burned by this shit before. Was told witches couldn’t follow me into a graveyard, was chased by witches into a graveyard, found a totally different set of witches already in the fucking graveyard smoking cigs and laughing
June 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Idk sorry I was just burned by this shit before. Was told witches couldn’t follow me into a graveyard, was chased by witches into a graveyard, found a totally different set of witches already in the fucking graveyard smoking cigs and laughing
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good christ i would just walk straight into the woods and never come back
I need all of #lawsky to see this video from a Colorado appeals court livestream yesterday. I am in actual tears. Sound *incredibly* on, the subtitles will not help.
June 19, 2025 at 11:06 AM
good christ i would just walk straight into the woods and never come back
The quality of my hallucinations leaves something to be desired. Is that my fault?
June 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The quality of my hallucinations leaves something to be desired. Is that my fault?
@jordanshiveley.bsky.social hit the big time!
And by that I mean a guest appearance on...
@midnightpals.bsky.social !
And by that I mean a guest appearance on...
@midnightpals.bsky.social !
June 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
@jordanshiveley.bsky.social hit the big time!
And by that I mean a guest appearance on...
@midnightpals.bsky.social !
And by that I mean a guest appearance on...
@midnightpals.bsky.social !
When I say "Cock fighting" this is what I mean
June 16, 2025 at 3:23 PM
We have always been at war with Fantasia.
May 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
We have always been at war with Fantasia.
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[Mythology News]
Hydra: Time for the weather
Cerberus: Pellets of frozen rain shall fall from the sky.
Hydra: What?
Cerberus: Hail, hydra.
Hydra: Time for the weather
Cerberus: Pellets of frozen rain shall fall from the sky.
Hydra: What?
Cerberus: Hail, hydra.
April 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
[Mythology News]
Hydra: Time for the weather
Cerberus: Pellets of frozen rain shall fall from the sky.
Hydra: What?
Cerberus: Hail, hydra.
Hydra: Time for the weather
Cerberus: Pellets of frozen rain shall fall from the sky.
Hydra: What?
Cerberus: Hail, hydra.
Community Note: He has purchased the M3GAN for himself.
I have decided not to purchase my daughter a M3GAN
April 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Community Note: He has purchased the M3GAN for himself.
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New phone Houthis?
March 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
New phone Houthis?
Moms are cops because they make you eat vegetables.
Librarians are cops cause we make you pay fines if you lose our books
people who go around saying stuff like “all teachers are cops” absolutely need to experience public pushback and mockery in a time when public service employees are *being actively attacked by fascists*
March 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Moms are cops because they make you eat vegetables.
Now I'll tell you who I am
I'm a Repo Man.
I'm a Repo Man.
Shrimp lo mein plated. Let’s eat. I’m starving, Marvin.
March 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Now I'll tell you who I am
I'm a Repo Man.
I'm a Repo Man.
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We’re going to have a masque, an incredible masque, a masque of death, even, if you can believe it. They say “oh you can’t do it you can’t do it in the castle” but we are going to do it I can tell you, we are doing it with so many colors but mainly red, red the most beautiful red you’ve ever seen
March 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
We’re going to have a masque, an incredible masque, a masque of death, even, if you can believe it. They say “oh you can’t do it you can’t do it in the castle” but we are going to do it I can tell you, we are doing it with so many colors but mainly red, red the most beautiful red you’ve ever seen
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don’t bother me rn i’m studying
How to throw a brick
YouTube video by How-To Tutorial
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March 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
don’t bother me rn i’m studying
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