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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 4d

Holly, it was your tits. pagesix.com/2025/10/16/c...

Exclusive | Holly Madison believes her undiagnosed autism landed her at the Playboy Mansion

The former Playboy Playmate received her diagnosis in 2023 after first publicly sharing her suspicions two years prior.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 4d

Oh so Young Thug, Young Jeezy, and Young Buck can all use the N word but Young Republicans can't?

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 12d

This is basically every best man wedding toast
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He’s gay. She’s straight. They’re happily married.

Meet the couples who are redefining what it means to be in a relationship, including those in gay-straight and same-sex platonic marriages.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 12d

Just got back from Riyadh and boy are my arms deals signed

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 14d

Heard all your moms walked out of The Smashing Machine because it wasn't a biopic about me

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 15d

"Jane? Yeah, I remember Jane."

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 17d

Nothing funnier than dating twinky musicians and actors and writing lyrics like “Your charisma filled the room before you even walked in/you were always so brilliant and it made my head spin” to dating an athlete and being like “Wait, did you guys know about sex?”

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 17d

My morality is not for sale and to prove it, I dare any brutal regime to make me a $600,000 offer for a one nighter and see what I say. Do it. I dare you. Please do it. Please I dare you. Please do it. Do it please.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 20d

Might spend a week accepting all these spam loan phone calls and move to Argentina

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 21d

I knew this was coming. Literally every time I go to the movies I see her there, alone.
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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are splitting up

The Academy Award-winning actor and Grammy Award-winning country singer have been married since 2006.

www.nbcnews.com

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 23d

You’re looking for Headbed™️

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 23d

One day you’re flirting then dating and being sexy and then one day you walk out of the bathroom where you’ve been for 48 minutes, shuffle your feet through the Lego covered floor, and confidently declare, “Ok it’s DEFINITELY time for a colonoscopy.”

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 24d

Riyahd is like a Mecca for comedy

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 25d

A common misconception is that Saudi wealth comes from oil but it’s actually from submission fees to the Riyadh comedy fest

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · 29d

AI should do one thing and one thing only: Warn us that we’re about to send a shit talking text to the person we’re talking shit about.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · Sep 20

I feel like enough time has passed where I can say this and it’s not distasteful.

More like Robert Deadford.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · Sep 20

I don’t get political comics who alienate half the audience. I talk about the slow misery of youthful optimism’s transition to mournful, middle-age nihilism and alienate the ENTIRE audience.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · Sep 14

All evidence points to Robby Slowik but the bullet casings said “Robby Slowik Didn’t Do It” so unfortunately, we are back to square one.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · Sep 7

One thing I haven’t been passing on in Miami is all this cocaine

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · Sep 2

The “new this month” section on Peacock has United 93, World Trade Center, and the Pat Tillman Story like 9/11 is Halloween and people want to get in the mood with movies.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · Sep 1

Trump claims a 2.8 golf handicap. This man has BEEN lying about strokes.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · Aug 27

The theme is Roman decadence made possible through subjugation and slavery and also - there's a civil rights museum!
deadline.com/2025/08/time...

Proposed Caesars Palace Times Square Casino Project Sweetens Pot With Civil Rights Museum

Caesars Palace Times Square has announced another deal-sweetening effort: a $15 million commitment to support a new civil rights museum in Manhattan.

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · Aug 27

SVU would have you believe there's a dedicated team of professionals committed to investigating every rape and not just two dudes with punisher tattoos being like "sounds like a misunderstanding"

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · Aug 24

How much you wanna bet this ends with everyone in the West Wing doing this to their own hands?

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Robby Slowik @robbyslowik.bsky.social · Aug 19

I didn’t even know NBC needed a merger approved

LateNighter @latenightercom.bsky.social · Aug 19

Seth Meyers has revealed the loss of his beloved dog—and a familiar member of the 'Late Night with Seth Meyers' family.

Seth Meyers’ Dog (and Late Night Staple) Frisbee Has Died

Seth Meyers has revealed the loss of his beloved dog—and a familiar member of the 'Late Night with Seth Meyers' family.

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