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Frenemy of the People
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My end-of-life directive involves pizza and strippers.

I’m an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in bacon.

I’m woke. It’s why I’m so tired.

I’m the Heart of Snarkness.

DMs get automatically unfollowed. I don’t argue with trolls, I block them

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Think globally.

Act locally.

Scream internally.
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Cartoon by Matt Davies | Andrews McMeel
November 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
“The Simpsons” is well past its prime, but Season 37 Episode Six was hilarious!
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
There she was just a-walkin' down the street, singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do”.
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I know I have a soft voice and can be hard to hear in a noisy environment, but when I have to repeat my order THREE TIMES and you still get it wrong, well…
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Da Pope about to explain why he loves baseball so much: individual accomplishment AND “part of a team!”
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
🎶🎶 And I’m blocking the bots
🎶🎶 Just blocking the bots
🎶🎶 And all the trolls too.

(drum solo)
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
When people tell me there is no difference between Democrats and Republicans:
a man with a beard is screaming in front of a fire and says `` well then you are lost '' .
ALT: a man with a beard is screaming in front of a fire and says `` well then you are lost '' .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Looks like Auburn gave Alabama a good run.
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
“Please pick a new meme; this one is played out.”
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Sad little tree gets a few more bangles. At this rate it will be decorated by Election Day 2026.
November 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
“Take your gosh-dang bare feet of that lady’s arm rests.”
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
“So when the Obama White House took up shares of private companies that was communism, but when Trump’s White House takes up shares of private companies that is not communism?”
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Been awake since midnight. Can’t get my brain to turn off. I hate this.
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 AM
“I’m tired of having to stand up in this meme. Can’t I say what I have to say sitting down?”
November 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
“I don’t need no education. I don’t need no thought control.”
November 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“Sorry, but did you say Trump was on this plane?”
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Drug runners get death without a trial, but a drug kingpin gets a pardon? Am I hearing you right?
November 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Go Auburn.

(typing this made me physically ill, but Georgia needs Alabama to lose)
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Once again, my mother has sent me home with a bunch of leftovers, half of which I will now throw out.

Including her corn casserole, which is, how should I put this, an affront to God 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
November 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Pope Bobby knows how to deal with fools Chicago style
November 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Darth Donald
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I’m declaring the White House a Designated Terrorist Organization.
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM