Frenemy of the People
@frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social
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My end-of-life directive involves pizza and strippers. I’m an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in bacon. I’m woke. It’s why I’m so tired. I’m the Heart of Snarkness. DMs get automatically unfollowed. I don’t argue with trolls, I block them 8647
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Think globally.

Act locally.

Scream internally.
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Ya know, these rich people who set up bunkers out in the boondocks and pay ex military to protect them from the ravaging hordes seem to think their money will still be of value when civilization collapses.

And those ex soldiers they hired? They’ll just seize the bunkers for themselves.
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If this happens, then it will be time for a new Revolution.
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Time somebody leaked the Epstein files.
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Idea for a television show: “Shark Tank”, but with Donald Trump in the tank with actual fricking sharks.
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I liked Joe Biden’s dementia a whole lot more than I like Donald Trump’s dementia.
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Trust me, seeing me naked would be a crime against humanity.
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Once again, my afternoon is totally fucked by a last-minute Zoom meeting about a problem that has nothing to do with me.

These people are idiots. 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬
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Ugh. ChatGPT just blocked me for being, quote, a “sick puppy”.
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If I pretend to be Argentina, could that $40 billion come to me instead?
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At the rate they come out, the next film in the series will be “Tron: AED (Automatic Electronic Defibrillator)”
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Laura Loomer to her plastic surgeon: “Just fuck me up.”
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There is no “time limit” on a law, unless such a limit exists in the law itself.

Trying to kill the VRA because of a nonexistent time limit while running back to laws passed in the 18th and 19th Centuries to enact fascism is peak hypocrisy.
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Why you hating on ghosts they got it bad enough?