Frenemy of the People
@frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social
My end-of-life directive involves pizza and strippers.
I’m an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in bacon.
I’m woke. It’s why I’m so tired.
I’m the Heart of Snarkness.
DMs get automatically unfollowed. I don’t argue with trolls, I block them
8647
I’m an enigma, wrapped in a puzzle, wrapped in bacon.
I’m woke. It’s why I’m so tired.
I’m the Heart of Snarkness.
DMs get automatically unfollowed. I don’t argue with trolls, I block them
8647
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
“You know in your heart that Steven Miller faps to those boat strike videos.”
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“You know in your heart that Steven Miller faps to those boat strike videos.”
“The two-minute timeout is an abomination foisted on college football by the pros and should be immediately cancelled.”
December 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“The two-minute timeout is an abomination foisted on college football by the pros and should be immediately cancelled.”
“I feel seen.”
December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“I feel seen.”
“Ya know, once I get my Dark Side powers, imma Force Choke the shit outta some of you.”
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
“Ya know, once I get my Dark Side powers, imma Force Choke the shit outta some of you.”
Say what you will about this meme, I’ve had more likes using it than just about anything else.
December 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Say what you will about this meme, I’ve had more likes using it than just about anything else.
‘Robocop’ called this back in 1987:
December 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
‘Robocop’ called this back in 1987:
“What if we just renamed it ‘The Trump Peace Files’? Could we get the Epstein files then?”
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
“What if we just renamed it ‘The Trump Peace Files’? Could we get the Epstein files then?”
“When this is all over, we’re going to need a full-blown denazification program.”
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
“When this is all over, we’re going to need a full-blown denazification program.”
I’d like to announce myself as the first recipient of this totally made-up Peace Prize!
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I’d like to announce myself as the first recipient of this totally made-up Peace Prize!
Seems self-professed capitalists know the least about how markets actually work.
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Seems self-professed capitalists know the least about how markets actually work.
“Well, we’re fucked.”
December 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“Well, we’re fucked.”
“Please do not ‘Reply All’ when responding to an email unless everyone in the chain needs to see it.”
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
“Please do not ‘Reply All’ when responding to an email unless everyone in the chain needs to see it.”
I’m honestly surprised no one has called this AI yet.
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’m honestly surprised no one has called this AI yet.
“If you’re a billionaire, and your employees are on welfare, then maybe you’re the fucking problem.”
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
“If you’re a billionaire, and your employees are on welfare, then maybe you’re the fucking problem.”
“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think ’Die Hard’ is a Christmas movie, and those who are wrong.”
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
“There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think ’Die Hard’ is a Christmas movie, and those who are wrong.”
“Do you like my jacket?”
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
“Do you like my jacket?”
“Populism is just how the rich get the working class to hate each other instead of hating the rich.”
December 5, 2025 at 11:54 AM
“Populism is just how the rich get the working class to hate each other instead of hating the rich.”
It’s “y’all”, not “ya’ll”.
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It’s “y’all”, not “ya’ll”.
Another Zoom call during a Sev 1 outage:
December 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Another Zoom call during a Sev 1 outage:
“When you make peaceful change impossible, you make violent change inevitable.”
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“When you make peaceful change impossible, you make violent change inevitable.”
I don’t want “Truth and Reconciliation”. I want “Truth and Some Goddamn Justice Just This Once”
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I don’t want “Truth and Reconciliation”. I want “Truth and Some Goddamn Justice Just This Once”
“Can anyone explain this blockchain thing to me?”
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
“Can anyone explain this blockchain thing to me?”