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Lil Dennis is the Bastard Mane
@harshrealmpress.itch.io
Big fan of Bladerunner and Alien.
Old School Dungeon Games.
Heavy Guitars.
Paint little Space Guys.

No Gods, No Masters.
As Above, So Below.

I make books at harshrealmpress.itch.io

He/him
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Imagine how good it would feel to spray a hobbit in the face with bug spray. Just walk up to the little freak and unload a can.
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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IYKYK.

SEVERED IS THE HEAD THAT WEARS THE CROWN.

death to the wizard kings!
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Imagine being sat at Barnes and Noble reading the manga and newborn John Fetterman spills out shrieking onto the floor next to you, awful
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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If you spell your name Corrie or if you spell it Corey, I want you to know that I say them differently. You won’t be able to hear it with your ear, but I am saying them differently. 
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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The corpulent haruspex known to some as The Night Magician: "hello 👋🙂"
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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I'm very healthy, actually. I'm so healthy it's kind of a problem for both myself and the people around me.
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I'm gonna play this.
I made a skirmish game. We're wrapping up art and layout now, but I wanted to share the alpha.

DEATH CUT IN STONE is a brutal old west skirmish game that hacks @lukegearing.bsky.social Violence system. It's designed to be quick to pick up and fast to play, rarely lasting longer than 2-3 rounds.
DEATH CUT IN STONE by Midnight Oil Publishing House
A brutal old west skirmish game using Luke Gearing's Violence System
midnightoilph.itch.io
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Weighed blankets are not enough
I need to be fed through a woodchipper
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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Happy "teach the word Cloudflare to the C-Suite" day to everyone who celebrates.
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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"Cheat day," I whisper, clicking to buy another off-brand Hummel.
November 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I already have plans.
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Did you get Chimarvamidium?
November 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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what are u gonna do bsky, ban me?
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Tell me of the cowboys of your homeworld usul
November 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Chekov's Nut.
November 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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goddammit i have to work late in the lab tonight
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I like it when you call me Big Pupa.
October 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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cube (1997) is osr
October 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Got a sick #over/under portrait from @amandalee.bsky.social.
October 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Sitting on the porch all day peeling and pitting a whole family size bag of peanut m&ms
September 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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We were too harsh on the lemonade that kills you
October 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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The abandoned stronghold of Falasmaryon in Maar Gan has been taken over by a creature known as Dagoth Tanis.
October 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM