hank the tank
@hankblank01.bsky.social
Nikkei/AAPI, gamer, last health goth in the Western hemisphere. Crayola hair haver, alphabet mafia goon. Profile pic by Monyee Chau
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hank the tank
@hankblank01.bsky.social
· Jan 29
me watching my twitch friends play the forest (2018)
(MF DOOM voice) three MF DOOMs on these pantaloons is the rebus I assume genius like boom we got doritos cheetos fritos and bloomers for banditos
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
(MF DOOM voice) three MF DOOMs on these pantaloons is the rebus I assume genius like boom we got doritos cheetos fritos and bloomers for banditos
Me: *sitting on the bed normal style doing nothing*
My body: absolutely not, bitch
My body: absolutely not, bitch
December 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Me: *sitting on the bed normal style doing nothing*
My body: absolutely not, bitch
My body: absolutely not, bitch
Fell down a Wikipedia hole about a top secret South African chem/bio weapons program called Project Coast which, among other things, created *quaalude/mdma dust to be dispersed over crowds during riots*
These guys knew how to fucking party. Can I get one for me?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project...
These guys knew how to fucking party. Can I get one for me?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project...
Project Coast - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Fell down a Wikipedia hole about a top secret South African chem/bio weapons program called Project Coast which, among other things, created *quaalude/mdma dust to be dispersed over crowds during riots*
These guys knew how to fucking party. Can I get one for me?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project...
These guys knew how to fucking party. Can I get one for me?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project...
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My phone thinks Patrick Bateman is one of my most photographed friends
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My phone thinks Patrick Bateman is one of my most photographed friends
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she took off her clothes and a little train came out of her pussy and looped around into her asshole
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
she took off her clothes and a little train came out of her pussy and looped around into her asshole
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Made this one for all my sisters out there who play 😘
(so actually basically just all of us 😌)
(so actually basically just all of us 😌)
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Made this one for all my sisters out there who play 😘
(so actually basically just all of us 😌)
(so actually basically just all of us 😌)
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grok, use every slur to roast my grandma at thanksgiving in an epic vulgar roast
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 AM
grok, use every slur to roast my grandma at thanksgiving in an epic vulgar roast
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Things almost every culture has in common:
• some sort of dumpling
• history of misogyny
• some sort of dumpling
• history of misogyny
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Things almost every culture has in common:
• some sort of dumpling
• history of misogyny
• some sort of dumpling
• history of misogyny
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I have just had a railroad tamping iron blown clean through my skull and it seems like a great time to reply to posts on bluesky
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I have just had a railroad tamping iron blown clean through my skull and it seems like a great time to reply to posts on bluesky
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
Sometimes when you have weird hip displacement you spend your night measuring your hips and ass, cutting foam, and inventing a pillow to sit on. I'll put up an Instructable when I get some time. I'm never sitting anywhere else again
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Sometimes when you have weird hip displacement you spend your night measuring your hips and ass, cutting foam, and inventing a pillow to sit on. I'll put up an Instructable when I get some time. I'm never sitting anywhere else again
If I had a nickel for every time I ended up obsessed with a video game as a direct result of watching @jacobgeller.com I would have 5 nickels
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If I had a nickel for every time I ended up obsessed with a video game as a direct result of watching @jacobgeller.com I would have 5 nickels
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![Extra two panels to the meme
1: Guard on the tower saying [bluesky post by Qsy
@qsy.bsky.social
"Oh yeah btw the reason why Vine is being relaunched with great fanfare and no Al is because it's jointly operated with an Al company and they probably don;t want to pollute their scrap pile with stuff they've already shat out."]
2: Guy in blue tunic pulling the lever and shouting "CLOSE THE GATE".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:56la2acetaj5pkcx5qf6opds/bafkreif4rrdte5uq37ad6hrsa77crbvkkafdshqgcsjcecq6wtssw365ii@jpeg)
I love how Jesse Faden from Control is just a horse girl for demonic entities
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I love how Jesse Faden from Control is just a horse girl for demonic entities
Vermilion and chartreuse should switch names
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Vermilion and chartreuse should switch names
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Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias.
He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was ProPublica reporter @josh-kaplan.bsky.social.
(Published January)
He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was ProPublica reporter @josh-kaplan.bsky.social.
(Published January)
A Mole Infiltrated the Highest Ranks of American Militias. This Is What He Found.
Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias. He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends....
www.propublica.org
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Outraged by the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, a wilderness survival trainer spent years undercover climbing the ranks of right-wing militias.
He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was ProPublica reporter @josh-kaplan.bsky.social.
(Published January)
He didn’t tell police or the FBI. He didn’t tell family or friends. The one person he told was ProPublica reporter @josh-kaplan.bsky.social.
(Published January)
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Joyce Carol Oates spent years posting from one of the most appalling laptops known to humankind.
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Joyce Carol Oates spent years posting from one of the most appalling laptops known to humankind.
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this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
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Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it