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Disreputable Person of New Account (non-Halloween Edition)
@lifeimitateartemis.bsky.social
Not followed by anyone you’re following ⚧️🏴

Autistic bi nonbinary synth-nerd trans girl (there are so few of us). Will follow back other queer/trans healthcare workers. Please remind me to get off my phone (I shouldn’t be sitting on it anyway).
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You know what they always say, you're not supposed to get railed in a sundress after labor day
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You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned.

archive.ph/Tmthz
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The only solution for the dire state of our current healthcare system is Transgender for All
December 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Transgender for Everyone (complimentary)
December 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Yeah I WISH the democrats were as cool as conservatives say they are. Like in all the usual ways but also re: trump’s most recent rant that “they want to trans everybody and if you’re not feeling well you get transed” like yes DO IT DO IT
December 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Andre 3k: alright now “fellas”, what’s gayer than being gay?

alright now ladies, what’s gayer than being gay? being into girls? Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
December 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
If protecting vulnerable members of your community wasn’t enough reason to mask up, it’s also great for fucking with the surveillance state! Be hot n don’t get caught 🏳️‍🌈🏴
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Best of both worlds, in the sense that I’m both a woman AND nonbinary 😊
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
If you deny that I’m a biological woman, then the terrifying truth you’re faced with is that I must be a chemical, radiological, and/or nuclear woman ☣️☢️
December 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Hot Take Sunday: the way “masc” has replaced “butch” feels trans exclusionary at best, and transmisogynist at worst
December 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Hot Take Sunday: SRS/GRS are gross transmedicalist terms and I don’t know why anyone still uses em
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
OUT: big titty goth gf
IN: american goth thicc
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Doug Funny doesn’t necessarily imply the existence of a Doug Serious, but it would not be Funny if it did
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Total top trans girls are actually a myth invented by Big Polycule to keep bratty bottoms in line
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Thinking about getting back on grindr, because from what I understand a lot of people are looking for registered nurses?
December 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Raynaud's is definitely way overhyped, despite what you might’ve heard it is in fact not Phenomenal
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Find hot local UNIONS in your area, join now!
One WEIRD trick to be treated like a human being, BOSSES hate it!
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Tbh it’s so embarrassing when you bring a cooler full of brown ale to your local department store, only to find the employees getting daydrunk in the parking lot and offering you a pint or three

Talk about bringing Newcastle to Kohl’s
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
By the end of The Two Towers (film), Aragorn’s got about as many concussions as a particularly luckless MMA fighter. Descendants of Numenor are hardy beyond most Men, but how’s this guy psychically challenging Sauron for the palantír? Or standing?
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I regret to inform the other members of the Sapphic Council that Katy O’Brian is a former cop. Let me know if you need a supportive (and did I mention very strong 😌) shoulder to lean on in this, our time of collective grieving
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
No no I understand what you’re asking, no the names of most holidays aren’t verbs, boxing day isn’t for… well, ok but not cyber monday… palm sunday? are you just listing every holiday? D-day? no still not a- what? no i‘m not trying to celebrate national waffle day early, very clear on this one
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
As always, disabled people are both Cassandra and the canary in the coal mine. Disabled people have known since 2021 that Vinay Prasad is an anti-vaccination and covid-minimizing piece of shit, and that the project of COVID-19 minimization is a fundamentally pro-eugenics one
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Key differences:
TCG - Game rules allow deck customization
CCG - Decklist is identical to that assigned at birth
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
GI Tract: a real American hero 🇺🇸
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Longing for the glory days of LinkedIn, when an unemployed recent grad with nothing to lose could enter her current position as “Head Taste Tester/Sommelier at Dumb Bitch Juice“ and friends could endorse you for skills like “Knowing how to spell C++” or “Being gay”
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM