“spooky” halftimbered 🛸
@halftimbered.au
soft serve, soft core porn, soft rock • he/they • isle of screams; littoral australia. Gentle and forgiving, all the rest is treason • 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️rights • 🍉
When I tell you tonight we knew there was a storm front coming
November 23, 2025 at 11:08 AM
When I tell you tonight we knew there was a storm front coming
Okay so this is real and I get it now
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Okay so this is real and I get it now
Healthcare
CREAM PIES.
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Healthcare
Good moon tonight:
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Good moon tonight:
Local island cafe has moved into the kitchen of the local island pub – which is to say literally everyone I know now works in the one place. Convenient? Toxic? Let’s find out
November 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Local island cafe has moved into the kitchen of the local island pub – which is to say literally everyone I know now works in the one place. Convenient? Toxic? Let’s find out
I made the teams dress up for trivia last night and I’ve started getting photos and some of them are fantastic
October 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I made the teams dress up for trivia last night and I’ve started getting photos and some of them are fantastic
Finally. Lost the five kilos that have plagued me for years. A further gift from the redundancy (and becoming a country barman)
October 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Finally. Lost the five kilos that have plagued me for years. A further gift from the redundancy (and becoming a country barman)
This exactly. I can renovate a house, I can stock a keg room, I can restore electronics and speak competently about naval sustainment within the Defence estate. I can sell, build and maintain relationships at a C-suite level. Meanwhile old straight men look on like I’m a dog walking on its hind legs
October 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This exactly. I can renovate a house, I can stock a keg room, I can restore electronics and speak competently about naval sustainment within the Defence estate. I can sell, build and maintain relationships at a C-suite level. Meanwhile old straight men look on like I’m a dog walking on its hind legs
Unusually high swell out on the bay today
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Unusually high swell out on the bay today
I knew medicine was more expensive in the US but $150 to clear up The Clap? $2500 for basic cholesterol meds?? Y’all should be out in the streets rioting like the French
Trump is considering further attacks on global medicine prices, according to Bloomberg.
Australia Institute analysis reveals the exorbitant prices Australians would pay if Trump gets his way.
#auspol
Australia Institute analysis reveals the exorbitant prices Australians would pay if Trump gets his way.
#auspol
October 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I knew medicine was more expensive in the US but $150 to clear up The Clap? $2500 for basic cholesterol meds?? Y’all should be out in the streets rioting like the French
First trivia night of the season and technology wasn’t working in my favour. Crowd was good but it threw me off - not enough to truly fuck it but enough to mess with the flow. Better luck for next week; I’m making them dress up for Halloween and answer questions about dicks and fluids. Spooky!
October 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
First trivia night of the season and technology wasn’t working in my favour. Crowd was good but it threw me off - not enough to truly fuck it but enough to mess with the flow. Better luck for next week; I’m making them dress up for Halloween and answer questions about dicks and fluids. Spooky!
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Australia, Japan, Canada, S Korea etc (and the middle income countries) should be talking to the EU about turning the EMA into the global medicines agency that we help fund asap because these people are insane and will kill millions.
RFK Jr: We need to stop trusting the experts... Trusting the experts is not a feature of science or democracy, it's a feature of religion and totalitarianism.
October 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Australia, Japan, Canada, S Korea etc (and the middle income countries) should be talking to the EU about turning the EMA into the global medicines agency that we help fund asap because these people are insane and will kill millions.
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What's Shakin...??? I'm Tina Taranova
October 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
What's Shakin...??? I'm Tina Taranova
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Americans love to mock the French as pussies but I can guarantee you if masked federal agents were disappearing journalists they would have 18-wheelers blocking every highway and protests throughout Paris
October 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Americans love to mock the French as pussies but I can guarantee you if masked federal agents were disappearing journalists they would have 18-wheelers blocking every highway and protests throughout Paris
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Australian citizens have the right to return to Australia. Calling them 'Isis brides' does not change the law. They are Australian.
October 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Australian citizens have the right to return to Australia. Calling them 'Isis brides' does not change the law. They are Australian.
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This didn’t start 2 years ago.
The world has watched decades of dispossession, occupation, and genocide - in silence, in complicity.
End the genocide.
Freedom and justice for Palestine.
🇵🇸🍉
The world has watched decades of dispossession, occupation, and genocide - in silence, in complicity.
End the genocide.
Freedom and justice for Palestine.
🇵🇸🍉
October 7, 2025 at 9:29 AM
This didn’t start 2 years ago.
The world has watched decades of dispossession, occupation, and genocide - in silence, in complicity.
End the genocide.
Freedom and justice for Palestine.
🇵🇸🍉
The world has watched decades of dispossession, occupation, and genocide - in silence, in complicity.
End the genocide.
Freedom and justice for Palestine.
🇵🇸🍉
Good moon tonight:
October 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Good moon tonight:
[listening to podcast, ad comes on]
Brain: How many people do you think better help has killed?
Brain: How many people do you think better help has killed?
October 7, 2025 at 8:32 AM
[listening to podcast, ad comes on]
Brain: How many people do you think better help has killed?
Brain: How many people do you think better help has killed?
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Circumcised Husband (Taylor's Version)
October 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Circumcised Husband (Taylor's Version)
Was put onto The Hunting Wives and – I gotta tell ya – it’s the horny, entertaining, sapphic-MAGA comedy thriller whodunnit I wasn’t expecting. Binged half of it last night in one go, strong recommend ✅
October 3, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Was put onto The Hunting Wives and – I gotta tell ya – it’s the horny, entertaining, sapphic-MAGA comedy thriller whodunnit I wasn’t expecting. Binged half of it last night in one go, strong recommend ✅
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I really need all of us to abandon any impostor syndrome. It’s time.
In case it wasn’t clear, the anti-DEI crusade has never been about merit. Zero news experience. Never been a reporter. Elevated to Editor in Chief of CBS News, one of the most storied news institutions in the nation. www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...
Paramount Officially Acquiring The Free Press and Making Bari Weiss CBS News Editor in Chief: Report
Paramount Skydance will be officially acquiring The Free Press and hiring its founder Bari Weiss as editor in chief of its CBS News division, with the deal to be announced this coming Monday, accordin...
www.mediaite.com
October 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I really need all of us to abandon any impostor syndrome. It’s time.
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Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
September 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
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this video has made me sick to my stomach in a way I cannot describe. is this what kierkegaard was talkin about
This is doing numbers on social media right now and it's so depressing how people truly yearn for this shit and want to preserve that feeling indefinitely like a mausoleum of false memories.
September 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
this video has made me sick to my stomach in a way I cannot describe. is this what kierkegaard was talkin about
My can and bottle recycling scheme has apparently put returns on the blockchain *shakes head* Bincoin? Wut? Who asked for this?
September 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
My can and bottle recycling scheme has apparently put returns on the blockchain *shakes head* Bincoin? Wut? Who asked for this?