“spooky” halftimbered 🛸
@halftimbered.au
soft serve, soft core porn, soft rock • he/they • isle of screams; littoral australia. Gentle and forgiving, all the rest is treason • 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️rights • 🍉
When I tell you tonight we knew there was a storm front coming
November 23, 2025 at 11:08 AM
When I tell you tonight we knew there was a storm front coming
Okay so this is real and I get it now
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Okay so this is real and I get it now
Good moon tonight:
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Good moon tonight:
I made the teams dress up for trivia last night and I’ve started getting photos and some of them are fantastic
October 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I made the teams dress up for trivia last night and I’ve started getting photos and some of them are fantastic
Good moon tonight:
October 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Good moon tonight:
We’re hosting an Olympics with aquatic activities in our fine, croc and shark infested waters in a couple of years. Look, I’m sure it’ll go off without a hitch, nothing could go wrong (attached: highly venomous friend slithering across local bowling green)😬😵
October 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We’re hosting an Olympics with aquatic activities in our fine, croc and shark infested waters in a couple of years. Look, I’m sure it’ll go off without a hitch, nothing could go wrong (attached: highly venomous friend slithering across local bowling green)😬😵
My can and bottle recycling scheme has apparently put returns on the blockchain *shakes head* Bincoin? Wut? Who asked for this?
September 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
My can and bottle recycling scheme has apparently put returns on the blockchain *shakes head* Bincoin? Wut? Who asked for this?
Actually, turns out I don’t need this any longer 🚮
September 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Actually, turns out I don’t need this any longer 🚮
My old woman cat cracking the fuck up at my dad joke while her daughter looks on in that way teenage girls do (taken when she still had teeth)
September 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My old woman cat cracking the fuck up at my dad joke while her daughter looks on in that way teenage girls do (taken when she still had teeth)
NYT Wirecutter, ma’am, that’s a Hudson’s Bay blanket which in no way — by provenance or design — could be considered “an American design icon”
September 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
NYT Wirecutter, ma’am, that’s a Hudson’s Bay blanket which in no way — by provenance or design — could be considered “an American design icon”
Celebrate creativity 🙌
September 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Celebrate creativity 🙌
(I neglected to mention that I have one)
September 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
(I neglected to mention that I have one)
Fuck me, not again 🐍
September 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Fuck me, not again 🐍
Only a wee bit in this one but you get the idea
September 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Only a wee bit in this one but you get the idea
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Mmhmm…
Mmhmm…
September 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Mmhmm…
Mmhmm…
Who would be the funniest journalist to break the news
August 31, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Who would be the funniest journalist to break the news
Friends, I forced them to continue as surprise celebrity audiobook readers at trivia tonight. Dame Edna and Lady Diana took the cake when reading longer, more detailed bits of Madonna’s 1992 coffee table book ‘Sex’
August 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Friends, I forced them to continue as surprise celebrity audiobook readers at trivia tonight. Dame Edna and Lady Diana took the cake when reading longer, more detailed bits of Madonna’s 1992 coffee table book ‘Sex’
One of my geriatric cats has lost another fang
August 9, 2025 at 2:09 AM
One of my geriatric cats has lost another fang