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Okay so this is real and I get it now
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Okay so this is real and I get it now
We’re hosting an Olympics with aquatic activities in our fine, croc and shark infested waters in a couple of years. Look, I’m sure it’ll go off without a hitch, nothing could go wrong (attached: highly venomous friend slithering across local bowling green)😬😵
October 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
We’re hosting an Olympics with aquatic activities in our fine, croc and shark infested waters in a couple of years. Look, I’m sure it’ll go off without a hitch, nothing could go wrong (attached: highly venomous friend slithering across local bowling green)😬😵
Only a wee bit in this one but you get the idea
September 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Only a wee bit in this one but you get the idea
Who would be the funniest journalist to break the news
August 31, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Who would be the funniest journalist to break the news
Friends, I forced them to continue as surprise celebrity audiobook readers at trivia tonight. Dame Edna and Lady Diana took the cake when reading longer, more detailed bits of Madonna’s 1992 coffee table book ‘Sex’
August 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Friends, I forced them to continue as surprise celebrity audiobook readers at trivia tonight. Dame Edna and Lady Diana took the cake when reading longer, more detailed bits of Madonna’s 1992 coffee table book ‘Sex’