Chemical Ali
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As a staunch supporter of trans and non-binary rights, I think it's ok for me to point out that the non-binary winner of the Chicago Marathon sounds like they're a section at Autozone
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Not everyone with childhood trauma or sexual repression is evil, but basically everyone who's evil has childhood trauma and/or sexual repression. Trump, Musk, Rogan, Theil... every one of them trying to punish the world because dad never said I love you.
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That was me. I hadn't been to a movie in like three years and totally forgot how loud they are
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My honest take, without repeating everything everyone else has already said, is that I used to roll my eyes when writers would use deeply repressed sexual urges and/or childhood trauma to explain evil guys' whole deal, but now that I'm older I believe it's actually the root of all of it
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I saw One Battle last night and oh god are all movies this loud now? It was so loud
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I considered that, but why reward the world's biggest assholes? They would pay the tax and it would become an even bigger status thing than it is now.
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The chance to disgorge happened at $400m and $500m and $600m and $700m and $800m etc... If you're over $500m and still putting money in options and stuff, you're playing with fire. That's the beauty of the policy. It forces responsibility
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needs to fill out an application justifying why. You have 9 kids? Ok fine. You work construction? Alright no problem. But no one gets to drive an F350 just because they want to. Again, I think setting the cap at Ford Explorer is being very generous.
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your wealth hits $1b, you gotta take the plunge. Sorry, but I think we're being very generous by even allowing anyone to flirt with being a billionaire. If the cap starts worrying you, you better give some of that shit away.

#2 - Anyone who wants to drive anything bigger than a Ford Explorer
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If I decide to run for president my campaign will have two major tent poles:

#1 - Anyone who accumulates $1 billion in net worth, even for 1 minute, must jump or be thrown off the cliff from Midsommar. These are Price is Right rules. If you have $900 mil and you invest too aggressively, and
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The purists would have a stroke lol. I'd be fine with a runner on 1st for 10&11th inning and then do 2nd base after that
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Driving on the wrong side of the road, doesn't know where he lives or works, foaming at the mouth and laying motionless on the cell floor for hours... But no obvious signs of a medical condition
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wife was walking through the living room with a broomstick and I asked "oh, you going somewhere?" Still got it, baby!!!
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I don't hate ties in football because every game means a lot and if two teams are equal, then the record should reflect that. But in baseball, each game is much less important and it's way more fun for fans to see a walkoff than a tie
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You guys are nuts. The ghost runner rule is fine. There's 162 games, just get it over with. And I sure as hell do not want to sit through a 12 inning tie
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Anyone feeling romantic about long inning games should save this image to sober themselves up
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Insane to imagine the Mariners could win the Vedder Cup and the World Series in the same year
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The randomness of the calls from the MLB replay office makes me doubt it's corruption, but it almost seems impossible that they're this inept
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yeah, real Synth Guys get all judgy about them cuz they're straight up copies of vintage gear, but I don't have $7k for a real Model D and this thing was like $200. the Pro-800 (copy of a Prophet 600) is my fav tho, so much fun to twist on
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We're twistin knobs tonight
Rackmount synths and effects
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Can you imagine? In the US it would only be a matter of who could get there first to shut that down, the health or fire department
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Americans love to mock the French as pussies but I can guarantee you if masked federal agents were disappearing journalists they would have 18-wheelers blocking every highway and protests throughout Paris