Scott Brown
@habeasdorkus.bsky.social
Former Senator from the Commonwealth.
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i'm not even convinced those ARE the masters tools. i think he might have taken them from me when i wasn't looking. i think those might be mine actually
February 11, 2026 at 6:29 AM
i'm not even convinced those ARE the masters tools. i think he might have taken them from me when i wasn't looking. i think those might be mine actually
Precisely. We shouldn't bother talking about that dipstick.
tbh nobody should be asking leftists if they'll support newsom and leftists should mostly brush off the question. it's a divisive trap that serves *only* newsom's personal interests. he isn't the candidate, he's a shithead and nominating him would be a bad idea. useless hypothetical.
February 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Precisely. We shouldn't bother talking about that dipstick.
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A “LOL, no” bill
I have heard of a no bill but zero votes is new to me
No grand jurors found the Trump DOJ met low probable cause threshold in failed indictment of Democratic lawmakers
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February 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
A “LOL, no” bill
We're down to a 53/47 Male/Female sex split among athletes at the Olympics. Still a little ways to go, but equality is in sight!
Team USA's Chevonne Forgan and Sophia Kirkby complete the first women's doubles luge run in Olympic history!
Doubles luge has been a men's event since 1964, but makes its Olympic debut for women today!
Gender equality means
🗣️🗣️🗣️WEIRD SPORTS FOR EVERYBODY
Doubles luge has been a men's event since 1964, but makes its Olympic debut for women today!
Gender equality means
🗣️🗣️🗣️WEIRD SPORTS FOR EVERYBODY
February 11, 2026 at 4:15 PM
We're down to a 53/47 Male/Female sex split among athletes at the Olympics. Still a little ways to go, but equality is in sight!
A man skeets, a motherfucker obeys!
*Andrew Ryan voice*
My name is Lil Jon and I’m here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat off his balls?
My name is Lil Jon and I’m here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat off his balls?
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 PM
A man skeets, a motherfucker obeys!
Seems like a very obvious play.
“Cut ICE’s budget to restore federal health care funding” is an extremely popular message www.politico.com/f/?id=000001...
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Seems like a very obvious play.
Listening to the Fullcast and hoping they get to this. Biathlon is the messiest sport and deserves more attention.
THEY ARE CALLING HER DOUG GOLDLIEB
THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES
GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
February 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Listening to the Fullcast and hoping they get to this. Biathlon is the messiest sport and deserves more attention.
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I can't say with certainty but at least a couple witnesses have said they were seen around I-291 exits. Cant confirm they're separate incidents. There was what seemed to be a DEA raid on Locust Street that had been mistaken for ICE, but can't rule out they were also there.
February 11, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I can't say with certainty but at least a couple witnesses have said they were seen around I-291 exits. Cant confirm they're separate incidents. There was what seemed to be a DEA raid on Locust Street that had been mistaken for ICE, but can't rule out they were also there.
ICE is reportedly now in Springfield, MA, grabbing people after school on St. James.
February 11, 2026 at 12:26 AM
ICE is reportedly now in Springfield, MA, grabbing people after school on St. James.
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I’m going to be honest: I don’t think this market was ever a very good predictor of whether Jesus will return before 2027
February 10, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I’m going to be honest: I don’t think this market was ever a very good predictor of whether Jesus will return before 2027
This is an insult to Modrons. They're creatures of law, nothing like the guy behind the biggest Medicare fraud in history.
Rick Scott looks like an undead that winds up in the money-grab “Monster Manual Part 4” after they have exhausted every good idea and it’s like “this is a kind of undead created when a Nazis is betrayed by a catamite.” He’s basically a less inspiring Modron
February 10, 2026 at 10:33 PM
This is an insult to Modrons. They're creatures of law, nothing like the guy behind the biggest Medicare fraud in history.
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HOOOOOO boy.
Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.): "Do you consider yourself a religious man?"
Lyons: "Yes ma'am."
McIver: "How do you think Judgement Day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?"
"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"
Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.): "Do you consider yourself a religious man?"
Lyons: "Yes ma'am."
McIver: "How do you think Judgement Day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?"
"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"
February 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
HOOOOOO boy.
Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.): "Do you consider yourself a religious man?"
Lyons: "Yes ma'am."
McIver: "How do you think Judgement Day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?"
"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"
Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.): "Do you consider yourself a religious man?"
Lyons: "Yes ma'am."
McIver: "How do you think Judgement Day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?"
"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"
HOW DARE CANADA DO THAT TO ABBEY MURPHY!
February 10, 2026 at 8:12 PM
HOW DARE CANADA DO THAT TO ABBEY MURPHY!
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the last thing you see before you die when you're a USA curling stone in scoring position
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
the last thing you see before you die when you're a USA curling stone in scoring position
Truly our heritage.
Was looking up the history of the U-S-A chant, and apparently it's been around for over 100 years.
February 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Truly our heritage.
Oh fuck, I don't see how the US gets less than 2 here. Excellent rock.
February 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Oh fuck, I don't see how the US gets less than 2 here. Excellent rock.
Cory is having her worst game of the tournament :(
February 10, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Cory is having her worst game of the tournament :(
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One of the most corrosive aspects of consumer identity just wholly swallowing politics for a ton of ppl is a belief that governance is this product that we receive passively rather than a process that we actively shape through ongoing participation
how else do people think this "democracy" thing works
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
One of the most corrosive aspects of consumer identity just wholly swallowing politics for a ton of ppl is a belief that governance is this product that we receive passively rather than a process that we actively shape through ongoing participation
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Hey bb I just finished bronze but was reminded how I didn’t even put you on the podium, I know you were pissed off when I went off-piste but I’m a biathlete I gotta shoot my shot again for the gold with you
February 10, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Hey bb I just finished bronze but was reminded how I didn’t even put you on the podium, I know you were pissed off when I went off-piste but I’m a biathlete I gotta shoot my shot again for the gold with you
Oh lordy, the K/Cor(e)ys are playing for gold and I AM SO HYPE.
February 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Oh lordy, the K/Cor(e)ys are playing for gold and I AM SO HYPE.
Fuck, I should do this in court.
changed my morning alarm and ringtone to Gasolina. my phone is not on vibrate. I'm sitting in public receiving intermittent calls loud as hell. answering and shaking my head and saying "spam again ugh" every two minutes
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Fuck, I should do this in court.
Age verification? I had to download the Doom shareware from a local BBS overnight because my mom kept picking up the phone and disconnecting the modem during the day. And then the damn thing disconnected at like 2am, so I was forced to wait to get it on a 3.5" floppy disk from a friend at school.
Age verification?
If you wanted to know a fact, you had to go to the library, or if you were lucky, pull out one of the musty old encyclopedia britannica volumes in the living room
If you wanted to know a fact, you had to go to the library, or if you were lucky, pull out one of the musty old encyclopedia britannica volumes in the living room
Age verification?
I used to have to stick my finger into one of several holes in a phone and rotate a circular piece of plastic, repeating the process a certain number of times to input the number I wanted to call.
I used to have to stick my finger into one of several holes in a phone and rotate a circular piece of plastic, repeating the process a certain number of times to input the number I wanted to call.
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Age verification? I had to download the Doom shareware from a local BBS overnight because my mom kept picking up the phone and disconnecting the modem during the day. And then the damn thing disconnected at like 2am, so I was forced to wait to get it on a 3.5" floppy disk from a friend at school.
There's absolutely huge threats to the integrity of the midterms - it's just that the ones most frequently being described (secret police at the polling places, House not being sworn in) is nigh impossible to pull off in a way that'd effect the outcome or just not possible as described.
That serious people are still LOLing at threats to the integrity of the midterms is disheartening.
People really need to read more about how democracies deteriorate.
I hope (and still believe that) most risks won't materialize, but discounting the risks at this point is anti intellectual.
People really need to read more about how democracies deteriorate.
I hope (and still believe that) most risks won't materialize, but discounting the risks at this point is anti intellectual.
February 10, 2026 at 1:35 PM
There's absolutely huge threats to the integrity of the midterms - it's just that the ones most frequently being described (secret police at the polling places, House not being sworn in) is nigh impossible to pull off in a way that'd effect the outcome or just not possible as described.
USA, USA, USA!
Here at the Sickos Committee, we decided that, along with keeping track of medal tables in our own special way, we'd celebrate the 4th place athletes.
We're calling this our Aluminum Medal Table!
After Day 3, the US is leading in 4th place finishes.
We're calling this our Aluminum Medal Table!
After Day 3, the US is leading in 4th place finishes.
February 10, 2026 at 2:44 AM
USA, USA, USA!
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Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
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February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.