The Guillotine Shouter
@guillotineshout.bsky.social
He/him. Next you'll say pronouns in bio. The original posting postman, 413x Russian Battlebots champion, and grumpy communist. Award winning author of the Human Centipede novelization.
For Eric Adams, every day is Turkey Day.
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
For Eric Adams, every day is Turkey Day.
Karkat Vantas watching Hazbin Hotel and trying to figure out if Alastor's Kismesis is Vox or Lucifer
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Karkat Vantas watching Hazbin Hotel and trying to figure out if Alastor's Kismesis is Vox or Lucifer
Going to the bar and asking a fine dame if she wants to do a sex with me
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Going to the bar and asking a fine dame if she wants to do a sex with me
I don’t know if I’ll ever actually play Riftbound but I did get the Jinx deck because I support women’s wrongs
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I don’t know if I’ll ever actually play Riftbound but I did get the Jinx deck because I support women’s wrongs
I hope the eventual backlash against all this RFK shit is strong enough that we can finally outlaw chiropractors
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I hope the eventual backlash against all this RFK shit is strong enough that we can finally outlaw chiropractors
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Shimon Tubul, deputy mayor of Beersheba and Channel 14 commentator, said any Palestinian in the West Bank who tries to cross a fence or what he called a border should be shot on sight. He also said Israel had a chance to erase Gaza and should have killed up to 150,000 people a day after Oct 7.
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Shimon Tubul, deputy mayor of Beersheba and Channel 14 commentator, said any Palestinian in the West Bank who tries to cross a fence or what he called a border should be shot on sight. He also said Israel had a chance to erase Gaza and should have killed up to 150,000 people a day after Oct 7.
I am extremely bad at Brush Burial: Gutter World, but I will keep striving to be better because it’s the only game that’s made me jealous of the enemies I’m killing
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I am extremely bad at Brush Burial: Gutter World, but I will keep striving to be better because it’s the only game that’s made me jealous of the enemies I’m killing
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Sending my PCP 16 portal messages in a row that all say "i have a hammer"
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Sending my PCP 16 portal messages in a row that all say "i have a hammer"
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I wonder if I spent all day, every day, for years, calling Graham Linehan - or the judge - a nonce and then, when I saw him in the street screamed it in his face and smashed his phone, would a judge find I had done no harassing?
And that's not even factoring in the age of his victim
And that's not even factoring in the age of his victim
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I wonder if I spent all day, every day, for years, calling Graham Linehan - or the judge - a nonce and then, when I saw him in the street screamed it in his face and smashed his phone, would a judge find I had done no harassing?
And that's not even factoring in the age of his victim
And that's not even factoring in the age of his victim
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Alan Dershowitz is the strongest soldier for rape, domestic violence & femicide in the contemporary American legal system
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Alan Dershowitz is the strongest soldier for rape, domestic violence & femicide in the contemporary American legal system
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An elegant solution to the "pulling ai company investments would collapse the economy" is simply taking all the ai people's money away too
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
An elegant solution to the "pulling ai company investments would collapse the economy" is simply taking all the ai people's money away too
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All I want for Christmas is the GenAI bubble to pop so we can move onto the next tech bro scam.
Maybe some socks too
Maybe some socks too
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
All I want for Christmas is the GenAI bubble to pop so we can move onto the next tech bro scam.
Maybe some socks too
Maybe some socks too
Piss (A Love Song) is the best song title in Hazbina Boss because it sounds really weird out of context and trying to explain it makes it sound even worse
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Piss (A Love Song) is the best song title in Hazbina Boss because it sounds really weird out of context and trying to explain it makes it sound even worse
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My stance towards generative AI has been the same for the past 3 years: why the fuck would I ever want to read or view something made by someone who didn't want to take the time to make it?
Why is my time less valuable than theirs? Get outta here
Why is my time less valuable than theirs? Get outta here
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
My stance towards generative AI has been the same for the past 3 years: why the fuck would I ever want to read or view something made by someone who didn't want to take the time to make it?
Why is my time less valuable than theirs? Get outta here
Why is my time less valuable than theirs? Get outta here
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Annoy
U
Instant
Storm, Split Second
Target player shuffles their library
U
Instant
Storm, Split Second
Target player shuffles their library
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Annoy
U
Instant
Storm, Split Second
Target player shuffles their library
U
Instant
Storm, Split Second
Target player shuffles their library
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Overheard my waiter say he was struggling to afford presents for his kids, and he got pissy when I explained that he's actually doing very well. Maybe if he took a loan to get another degree in the downtime between applebees and his two gig jobs, he'd learn how to read a graph 💅
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Overheard my waiter say he was struggling to afford presents for his kids, and he got pissy when I explained that he's actually doing very well. Maybe if he took a loan to get another degree in the downtime between applebees and his two gig jobs, he'd learn how to read a graph 💅
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I hope Sarah Horowitz never stops talking in public lol
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I hope Sarah Horowitz never stops talking in public lol
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That's just good game design
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
That's just good game design
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If Charlie Kirk was so pro-life, why did he die?
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
If Charlie Kirk was so pro-life, why did he die?
Drives me insane that the same people who spent two years saying it was unforgivable antisemitism to speak out against genocide were tripping over their own dicks to welcome the Jewish Space Lasers lady
November 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Drives me insane that the same people who spent two years saying it was unforgivable antisemitism to speak out against genocide were tripping over their own dicks to welcome the Jewish Space Lasers lady
I don’t know what Alastor was so mad about if an evil woman called me her pet I would be bricked tf up
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I don’t know what Alastor was so mad about if an evil woman called me her pet I would be bricked tf up
The Until Dawn movie is actually a Dark Souls movie
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The Until Dawn movie is actually a Dark Souls movie
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the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix
I think this is unfair to turkey. turkey is good but hard to cook well because it is so damn big. turkey *parts* are great but lack the esthetic appeal of a centerpiece bird.
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the “thanksgiving food is bad” discourse raises its ugly head every year, but the truth remains that thanksgiving food can be amazing as long as you know how to cook. the problem is we’re throwing a few million sunday drivers directly into a grand prix